Howdy. I'm the author here but you probably already guessed. This is my first fic and it'll probably suck mega ass considering my lack of experience. But enough about that. Me and a buddy absolutely adore my hero academia and as a joke tried role playing as our own OCs and acting out scenes in real life. Thing is though... I actually think it can be a great story with a little effort so... without further ado... my first ever fic.

I'm boned. I'm so boned. I'm boned beyond compare.

It's the day of the entrance exam and here I am FUCKING SPRINTING TO UA FASTER THAN ALLMIGHT IF HE HAD SOME TWEETS FROM 2023 BROUGHT UP THAT SOUNDED PRETTY DAMN RACIST.

I'm sorry, lemme start over.

My name is Yu kamajiki, and my quirk is mute.

It can take away an object or person's ability to make noise by preventing them from finishing any action that might make any kind of sound.

To simplify it imagine someone was trying to slap you but they couldn't actually make contact with your face. Neat right?

And what's ironic is that I'm honestly the loudest guy in the room most of the time, I guess I just scream contradiction huh?

"Oh thank god... I made it!" Says a very tired protagonist.

(Damn this place still looks intimidating no matter how many times I check it out, doesn't matter though. Starting today I am officially a student at the glorious UA hero academy!)

"Let's be careful okay?"

(Hmm?)

Oh shit hottie passing by, and she's talking to some green haired dude, damn he looks kinda... stoned? Is he cool? I better check him out.

"I'll see ya there!"

...

He's just... standing there with a dopey grin on his face.

"Smooth moves greenie."

"Huh?"

"She was talking to ya and ya didn't say a word. Honestly I almost thought you were deaf."

"O-oh I see um I'm s-sorry."

"Don't worry about it. Also you kinda got a stuttering problem. You nervous? Ah who am I kidding we all are. Lemme introduce myself.

I'm Yu Kamajiki. But by all means just call me Yu."

"Uhh... I'm Midoriya. It's a-a pleasure to meet you."

"Yo Midoriya!"

Hmm?

"Ah Minami-kun! Hi!"

"You can drop the honorifics man. Who's this guy?"

I commit to the most obvious course of action.

"I'm Chet, I'm 19. I uhh... never learned how to fuckin read."

I could already see the life drain from both their faces.

This was gonna be the best 3 years of my life.