Chapter 1 - Steven gets caught
The Temple - 9:13 pm
Pearl: Steven? What are you doing...
Steven was in his chair Fapping
Steven in his head: oh shit they said they would be back 11:00 oh fuck
Steven: I was.. well kinda... sorta... you see... he-
Pearl: Steven I'm not stupid
Pearl in her head: god... he's so big
Steven: I'm sorry it's just been so stress full dealing with homeworld issues and ya kno-
Pearl: it's ok do you need some help?
Steven: Wha... really are you kidding
Pearl: of cause not! I love you Steven if you need help with anything just me
Steven in his head: No way!
Steven in his head: THIS IS BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Steven: Ok let's take this to bathroom so the other don't see
Pearl: Sure Steven