i reread my ino fic yesterday and im not happy with it, i knew while i wa swriting it that it was... repetetiebe? theere were too many of the same words being used? i dk how to describe it, but i think for the next vhapter of that story i will try to writie slower. see i do this SoC stuff, and in that I sort of push myself to not question whqatever sily random things enter my mind, where no matter how bad or dumb or immature the idea is, i write it down without prejudice. in the case of the ino fic i realize that i should slow down. I always want to keep going, because the faster i write te more rificulous ideas i have, its kind of like panic. in the heat of the moment theres no time to think so whatever goes goes. in the ino fic i think i needed to be more thoughtful about the way each chunk of actions were being described, and i ended up geting loicked inside the same few words that i always fo thingas;lfjshqefqiup
Tongihts story is not a serious one so ima just going to try to have fun with it thnk u!
Without Shino around all the gohs were going jungry. Kiba had been slowly chipping of chunks of shino to feed to any strays in the neighborhood, and without that sustinance all of the creatures fled into the valley.
i need one of those diagonal keyboards writing like this jurts my wrsists too much ALSO BACK ITCHY BRB
Kiba was fulling the vrust off of slices of bread and throwing them to the burds below him. idk maybe he was floating
i can tell tou with utmost certainty this is not it cheif, sory tonights tsory is goona suck1!
Kakashi pops u[ pout of nowhere
Hey kiba
Hey kcaacapoopoo
Whatdya got there
Bread. Im feeding the birds.
You know bread like that is really bad for birds
What?
Yeahf or the most part im pretty sure birds cant really digest bread well enough and it just makes them super sick and uncomfortable. youre supposed to feed them seeds or something
oh. that explains why my driveway is littered with a lot of um... i dont want to say it
Kiba pointed to his driveway. there was the thing there and honestly it was very sad to look at.
From underneath Kiba a rat dug out of the cement pushing him to the side. throwing him to the side i mean
AH! i fallz on me buttom
Kakashi clapped three times and then shrunk
I am the rat of rats. I am here with you to sign you a plea. Sorry enlghish or japaneese is not my language prefer.
Kiba was a little startled by the precense of this creature, for one hed never seen a rat this big nor had he met one that could talk. These sorts of animals stayed underground for the most part so seeing one come to the surface was rare.
Wow Ive never seen someone like you. What brings you to the surface?
The rat pulled its lower half out of its hole and settled itself onto the flat cememnt. the rat shook its body to get some stray dirt off, though it ddid not do much.
Yes. I am rat of rats. I here because I need help.
Kakashi looked at Kiba, both keen to find out what kind of help a giant rat would need.
MY daughter child has missing. I need to find her where.
Any interest that Kiba had a moment ago faded away with the news of a missing child. YO THOS SORYR MAKES SENSE BECAUSE HIS TEAM IS A TRACKER UNIT! STREAM! OF! CONCIOUSNESS!
At this point in time, having just reached the rank of Jonin, Kiba had fallen to the realization that the only missions he was assigned now were tragic ones. Missions that necesitated the need for experienced ninja to handle and not young genin. A missing child was not something he was looking forward to.
So... Before we figure out how we can help yo0
No. It has be you.
Im srory?
My daughter. She fond of you. You treat her nice.
Kiba was a little suspcious hearing this, as it almost sounded like this rat was trying to aet his daughter up with the dog boy.
"I think Im misunderstand" kiba said hoping that his words would somehow manifest into reality
Sorry. Words not good. Speak rat mostly.
Lalashi bent down into a croich and put his left hand on Kibas shoulder.
Let me handle this for a second
Kiba saw Kakashi take the lead and was thnkful for his interjection.
You speak rat yes?
"Very" said the rat
"One moment please" said akakshi as he turned to his back and reached into one of his many pouches. He took out a blank scroll and pen and started drawing a summon.
Once he finished he stood up and took a few steps back. Facing away from the other two kakashi placed the summon on the floor, and once again did the very gross thing where he bites into his thumb and uses the wound to bleed his signiture onto the rectangular paper.
Kiba grimased.
God theres got to be a better way of doing that" he thought in disgust
Without looking back Kakashi replied with "I actually love how deformed ninjas thumbs look, its qutie elusibe and unique."
"says the guy who took a friends eye ball out of their face and put it into his own
"hey now no need to be mean" kakashi said playfully, as though kiba was just a child
This upset Kiba, but frankly, with akakshi he was mostly used to it. After the war kakashi had softened up a bit some. Ever since he opned his softserve pop up shop hed been more cheery and bubbbly. Most people were uncomfrtable about it, just a weird sudden stange in character, but Kiba himself took no judgement on hatakae, as how you heal after the suffering of a war is irrelavant, so long as no one gets hurt. If soft serve was kakakshi new hooby, he wouldnt complain. even if kakashi charged exhorbant prices for what was basically store bought ice cream.
i dont know the difference between ice cream and soft serve. sorry readers.
A puff of smoke appeared before the three gentlemen. Kiba looked curiously at the smoke cloud as it dispersed, wondering who exactly Kakashi had summoned. The rat of rats darted his eyes back and forth between kiba and the smoke.
"Ai! Whats all this up about chief! Right in the middle of me shower!"
A relatively normal sized rat was standing on the summon. He was still prett big because this is naruto and stuff, but in the universe he was only slightly bigger than a nomral naruto rat.
"Oi! Look at what yeve don! Yer gettin ink all ova me feet! Couldnt you have let meh know before hand when you need be seeing me!" the wet rat said angrily
The water of his feet had activated the ink of the summon and he was now leaving little foot prints as he walked around in circle blabering off to KAakshi.
Kiba already liked this guy. Anyone who tells off Kakashi and does it while making Kiba smile was good in Kibas book.
"Ay? Who're these people?" said the wet rat
"Oh hi Im kiba and this is..."
"rat of rats" said the big rat. did i mention the big rat had a really cute backpack on his back? like it didnt make sense because there really should be a way for the rat to be limber enough to reach the backpack but its just so cute i had to include it.
"crickey rat of rats, ive heard bout ye for years havent i?"
"we family. word travel."
"i think i see where this is going"
Kakashi insetted himself back into the conversation
"I was hoping you could translate for us. The rat of rats here doesnt speak fluent english/japaense, aka naruto language. and it sounds like he needs our help" said kakashi flatly
"Oi fine ye, i can do that for yah. but im tellin ya you ninja folk never give us notice ahead of time when youll be using us for your own deeds ya hear?"
"did... did you just go from an australian accent to a jamacan one?" said kiba, entertained by the wet rats speech pattern
"ay ive travel the world mate i talk like this cuz its the way i talk, dont get your panties in a twist"
"right lol" kiba was growing more fond of the wet rat the more he listened to him
"right were was we? ah you be summoning me with no warning and i don a pareciate it kakashi. you and your ninja freidns need to straighten out the summon laws or else im goning to hav to go into hiding"
Kiba thought to himself, good point how the fuck does sumoning in this world work because as far as we know summooning is just really inconvienent for animals because they always get transported out of nowhere and then theyre forced to be fucking gbrutalized in battle while the person that summoned them watches and eats lays with a lttle bit of tabacsco sauce
"Of course jensin. Ill bring it up the next time i see the hokage." kakashi said unconvincingly, smiling underneath his mask
"ai lets get a move on. whats this you need friend?" Jensin turned his focus to the rat of rats
"speak rat yes?" said the rat of rats
"afninuw" said jensin
Kiba was al ittle taken aback by the sounds that followed, as the two rats went back and forth squeaking and mumbling strange sounds at each other. To kiba he knew that they were really speaking rat to each other but he couldnt help but feel like he was being pranked as the sounds they were making were comical and giberish.
the rat of rats and jensin both came to a stopping point in thier conversation and nodded at each other.
kiba looked to kakashi wondering what rat of rats story was
"ai okay ive got the jist this is a dooosey if i say so meself"
"ley it on my stuart" said kakashi with grinning eyes
Jensin looked at him with a raised brow. Kiba saw this this rats eyes were more human like that the rat of rats and he wondered why that was. didnt matter, he needed to hear the story.
"his daughters been missing for a while now and he hasnt any leads on wher to find har"
"weve summized that much, we want the particulars"
"right well he says the last time he or anyone saw her was during a neighborhood watch meeting in a dugout far out at the edge of the fire nation"
"thats a long ways to travel for a rat"
"its clear to me hes set his mind of konoha helpin him."
Kiba wondered why this was. the sand village would have been a much shorter distance to travel for the rat of rats, and assuming he would be diging underground hed be able to easily escape the heat of the desert. why did this rat go out og his way for his villages help and not anyone elses?
"ive got to ask, whys he come here? its a long ways away from his home, i dont understand why he didnt go elsewhere for help." kiba added
"ill talk to him more in a minute mate, but as far as i can tell the guys set his mind specifically on you"
"wait, really? so he really means it had to be me? or does he mean just the konoha ninja in general?" kiba said surprised
"nah hes talking specifivfally to you... whats ur name?"
"oh im kiba sorry i didnt introduce myself"
koba lent out his
my neighors are screaming i hope theyre okay, someone seems angry. i dont like people screaming until theyre having fun or being sully. sorry i just got worried.
kiba reached out his hand to shake jensins, but jensin gestured for kiba to stop
"dont do handsahkes mate. ye humans got too many germs of ya" jensin said matter of factly
"right... i should have guessed" kiba said as he retyrned his hand to leaning his weight on the floor, kiba thought it was funny as usually its usually the other way around with rats, but as a clear animal fan he took no issue with it.
"kiba. kiba... right, kiba" jensin said to hiself pacing back and forth
screaming agin jesus they sound deragnged... fuck i hate livimg in los angeles, everyone needs help here. i wish the world were a safer palce for everyone. it hurts my hart.
pacing back and forth, the ink now drying on his feet and no longer making tracks
Jensin turned back to the rat of rats and spoke in rat tougne, clearly asking more questions
After rat of rat had finished a bit of a monoluge jensin redirected his attention to the humans
"right. kiba. youre going to hav to take the lead her."
FUCK! THEYRE SCREAMING!
i cant even tell where this guy is, id call the police but... theres a lot of reasons. for now i have no idea where this guy is, hes just screaming, and im pretty sure hes distressed and angry even though i cant make out the words he was saying.
ive lost my train of thought. dang it. Yet another story that ends without a conclusion. this one for some reason feels like itll be particularly long, im not sure why. i hope i can wrap it up sooner than later becayse i want to get to the other stories i havent finished, but alas, this is my life.
i dont hear any screaming right now, but im keeping my ears out. god bless this individual and have mercy on them. i wish they can find peace soon and come to their senses. i hope no one is hurt and that this person can make a recovery from their state.
My main recomendations, take care of yourselves everyone. Remember, its better to be in debt and sufficently mediaclly treated than it is to not be in debt and be unwell. at least for the most part i believe that. its not that simple, but i do encourage all those reading this to take thier time to consider their needs and make actions toward those needed changes, if any.
Stay safe and god bless my friends
5:15am 9/4/21