Love and Thunder where Loki and Jane are having this torrid love affair. Thor walks in and sees them both together. "Brother, you're alive." "Again."

Loki replies with a grin. "So, it would seem."

"And you're in bed with my former...Jane."

"Hi."

"It's not like we're dating or anything."

An expression of confusion comes over Thor's face.

"She means you, Thor."

"I knew that. I was just seeing if you did."

Loki laughs: "You haven't changed brother."

"Tell me when you're done. I have work for the both of you."

Flashes forward to Loki twirling his daggers down a street alley ready to throw them at an unknown retreating figure. Jane shows up in her Asgardan Regalia. "What took you so long?" Loki asks her. "Traffic," Jane responds. Montage of Jane warding off multiple baddies with Mjornir.

"As excuses go. That's suitable."

Insert Montage of Loki and Jane fighting together.

"Who are these guys?" Jane asks.

Before Loki can answer Thor arrives and answers Jane's question: "These are the remnants of Asgard's enemies. They have come to Earth to destroy all traces of Asgard and to steal your Bi frost Technology."

Insert fight scene with Jane, Loki, Thor, Valkyrie and Sif defending the warehouse where Jane's bi-frost equipment is set up.

"So, you and Jane." Thor says to Loki while their fighting.

"Yes, but I don't want to talk about it now as we are trying to survive this onslaught."

"What better time to speak on this? Then now while I pummel these villains into dust-"

"Instead of me, you mean?"

Thor smashes his next assailant into a pancake sized corpse. "I would never harm you, Loki. Unless you harm her."

"That's reassuring."

"Someone has to stop Loki before he destroys us all."

"You can't, I love him."

"There is no other way, Jane. He is controlled by their leader. Loki will destroy everything if he's not stopped."

"We can find a way to save him."

"It's either the Earth or Him, Jane. You must choose between the two."

"I choose both."

Cut to the Earth exploding fast cutting to Loki dying.

Cut to black and the sound of a baby crying.

Cut to Loki holding a child, and Jane's exasperated voice.

"He's yours Loki. He's your son, our son. Stephen."

Record scratch

"Stephen? Like in that novice sorcerer who pretends he's a master?"

"Hey buddy, I just delivered your kid, be grateful."

"Hello, father."

"What? You're not my son. You're only days old and with your mother."

"What can I say? Time travel. It's my thing."

"Why are you here?"

"Well, I thought I'd like to meet my Pops before you know he went insane and killed my Mom, my uncle a good portion of Earth's population."

"How do I manage that?"

"You turn the bi frost on them, and they disappear."

"And you plan to stop me?" "How do believe you are going to manage that?"

"They don't call me Kid Loki for no reason, Dad."

"I thought we named you Stephen."

"You did. But Stephen for an is lame."

"I heard that!"

"You were meant to" the Loki's say together to the levitating Dr. Strange."

"Like father like son, I presume."

"Something like that."

"Uncle!"

"Loki who is this boy?"

"My son."

"By whom?"

"By Jane."

"Tell me brother that this isn't the size that frost giants are at birth?"

"No. I'm here because of time travel."

"Wouldn't that make you a paradox?"

"Yeah, so?"

"He's definitely your son."

"And he calls himself Loki."

"Kid Loki actually."

"My brain hursts."

"That's not surprising." Loki and Kid Loki say together.

"That just made it worse." Thor replies.