All of these are inspired by Tumblr, search up "incorrect quote" something like that and you will see a thousand of it. Loves!
Jasper: So, you confessed to Charlotte?
Henry: Yes.
Jasper: Over a text?
Henry: Yes.
Jasper: A c c I d e n t a l l y ?
Henry: Yes.
Jasper: How in the world is that even possible.
Charlotte: I hate myself
Henry: That's okay.
Charlotte: Wait, what?
Henry: I'll just have to love you for both of us until you love yourself.
Henry: Fancy seeing you here
Charlotte: I live here.
Charlotte: You're an idiot.
Henry: Just because I didn't give you ice cream?
Charlotte: Yes.
Henry: But you're sick!
Charlotte: ...
Charlotte: You're still an idiot.
Henry: *Leans in to kiss Charlotte*
Charlotte: *Turning away* Don't, I'm sick.
Henry: I can handle a few germs.
Charlotte: It's too hot to cuddle.
Henry: *Snuggles closer* You're too hot to cuddle, wink wink.
Charlotte: Seriously, get off. I'm going to die.
Charlotte: Did you stay up all night?
Henry: Well, not aaaaaall night.
Charlotte: ...
Henry: I got at least an hour of sleep.
Jasper: That wasn't very nice.
Piper: I don't do the 'nice'.
Jasper: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD!
Piper: Nah.
Ray: It's not illegal if you don't get caught!
Henry: We're literally being chased by the police right now! How can you say that!?
Ray: Yeah, Yeah, I know! Hold on to your horses, this is about to get FUN!
Henry: Ray! NO!
Charlotte: That was so stupid, I can't believe you laughed.
Henry: But it was so stupid, it was funny.
Charlotte: I'm disappointed.
Jasper: Hey, can you take out the trash?
Piper: Sure, where do you wanna go?
Charlotte: *Chokes on something*
Henry: Geez Charlotte, don't die on me!
Charlotte: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whatever the hell I want!
Henry: I can fit the whole world in my hands.
Charlotte: No, that's impossible.
Henry: *Cups Charlotte's face*
Charlotte: *Blushes furiously*
Jasper: WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL?
Piper: *Screams*
Henry: *Waking up from, yet another, coma and yawns* Hey guys, what time is it?
Jasper: It's about 2 AM, dude. Are you hungry?
Charlotte: *sobbing uncontrollably* CAN YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED-
Henry: I Loooooove you.
Charlotte: You know what you did is unforgivable, so don't even try!
Henry: I'm sorry I made you lose your spot in your book!
In Man Cave...
Charlotte is sitting down and shivering.
Henry then walks by and notices.
Henry: Are you cold?
Charlotte: *Still shivering* W-wha- oh!
Henry puts his coat on Charlotte's shoulders causing both of them to blush then mutters something and leaves. To which Charlotte is left stunned then looks down at the coat and smiles, holding it closer.
Henry: So, what do ya think? Good idea, right?
Charlotte: Whatever floats your titanic.
Henry: The titanic sank.
Charlotte: Yeah, just like your IQ did when you came up with that idea.
Charlotte: I wish someone would kiss me.
Henry: *Kisses Charlotte*
Charlotte: *Push him away* Why would you do that?!
Henry: You were the one who wanted a kiss.
Henry: What's this?
Charlotte: Organic food.
Henry: What's that mean?
Charlotte: It's better for you.
Henry: Does it come in cupcake form?
Charlotte: Hey be safe.
Henry: Why? Do you caaaare?
Charlotte: Shut up!
Piper: Did you eat all the sugar-powered donuts?
Jasper: *Mouth full of food* No...
Piper: Then what's on your pants?
Jasper: Oh, that's cocaine.
Charlotte: *Trying to fix something* Could you give me a hand?
Henry: Sure.
Henry: *Grabs their hands and hold it*
Charlotte: You're cute, but that's not what I meant.
Henry: I LOVE YOU CHAR! L-O-V-E YOU!
Piper: Is Henry okay?
Henry: LA LA LA LA LOVE YA CHAR!
Charlotte: They got his wisdom teeth removed earlier.
Henry: I AM IN LOVE.
Charlotte: *Sips wine*
Henry: *Deep in thoughts* Hey Char?
Charlotte: Hm?
Henry: What are we?
Charlotte: Were just tiny flakes on Earth with no understanding of our existence and our lives have no deep meaning whatsoever.
Henry: No I meant...Never mind good night.
Well, it ends here. If you like any of those idea then you can use it but make sure you change your OTP or characters names. Bye!
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