Note: These stories are just a compilation of silly Lord of the rings stories for fun. When there is bad grammar, it's Definitely on purpose (for humor). Many of these I wrote a long time ago, and thought it was about time I put it here, where it's meant to be. Unfortunately, they no longer allow fictional bloopers and things like that, or I would post my old Lotr ones also. *Dramatic melancholy stare off into the scenery* lol.
If you like them (or hate them!) feel free to comment, review, all that good stuff. Also, if you have an idea you want to see here, you can make a suggestion. But I do write the actual story, and don't submit other people's, just use the idea if you want me to (and say I can! Permission is very important).
Warning: The MA rating is because some stories may have dark humor (it's not for everyone). There are no lemons. I haven't had a story in this series with lime either yet, but I don't know if those will appear or not. Definitely no lemons though. It ain't that kind of story, bruv. (Para-quote.)
Silly story 1
Wonce theere wus a girl from canaday who loved legolass. She got her genious friend to build her a machine that turned pictures into reel things. She used it on won of her legolass pictures and presto! Legolass was rael. The problem was he had no legs 'cuz the machine only made wat waz scene in the photo reel. "Hay!", he yelled in a nice way, "Wat didj you do two me?" "Nothing," said she. "It was her." pointing to her friend.
"Ur smart." Said Legolass to hers friend. "Will you mary me?" "No. But you can have my hot fudge Sunday." Legolass wuz happy. He lived happily ever after when he was happy. The end.