one day foxford found twatt in her back garden
"what are you doing" said foxford
"im smoking weed evry day" said twatt
"ew thats disgusting it does horrible shit to your body!" she screamed. just then she had a great idea and went inside and got her potion and brewery shit together it was time to cast a spell.
MEANWHILE
storm sente was SPEEDING THROUGH THE CITY AT THE SPEED OF FAST LIKE HOLY SHIT LEMME TELL YA HE WAS OPEN FOR FUCKING BUSINESS! storm stopped by the cake shop.
"welcome we got cake sweets and weed" said the girl
"weed whats that" said storm
"you smoke it"
"oh ok gimme ten weeds"
the girl gave storm the weeds it only cost a dollar they were on sale because like everyone was doing it,
"yesyesyesyes" said storm and he smoked it but then he got VERY SICK AND WAFTED SO STRONG HE GOT SENT TO THE HOSPITAL!
LATER
"all better" said dr lendez "stay away from the sweets"
"what about the weed"
"do more of that"
storm left the hospital
"bah i never do what he says im not smoking any more weed" said storm and he went home to work on that acquittal and was shocked to find out that lendez added WEED to the evidence!
"SHIT NO WEED IM A WEED FREE ORGANIZATION!" storm got rid of the weed and sent it to the shops.
2 HOURS LATER
2.2 not enough weed
storm was horrified when he read IGNs review of acquittal: weedless and he checked his gamestop account to see acquittal: weedless only had one purchase AND IT WAS RETURNED!
"NO! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT" screamed storm and he punched the wall in fury. he decided to get the acquittal group together to battle the weedheads but richard was on weed donovan was on weed justice sullivan was on weed lawrence was on weed mendax was on weed dr lendez was on weed EVERYONES FUCKING ON WEED!
storm went home and found lizzy at his door
"storm are you high on weed too" said lizzy
"no we gotta team up and stop the weed" said storm
"ok" said lizzy "where should we go first"
"i havent seen foxford yet lets go get her help ugh unless shes weed too" said storm
strm then ran to the forest and did a REALLY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG level he got all the treasure and made $6000 which is $6000 more money than he made with the latest acquittal game.
"storm look" said lizzy but storm was too busy heaving his heavy treasure "STORM"
"what the fuck do you want"
"look theres smoke someones blazing weed it must be foxford"
storm got very angry
"THATS IT IM GONNA RUIN HER!" and he bust down the doors and navigated the dark long hallways of foxfords shack killibg all the flying books and grabbing the cash.
"why are we stealing from her" asked lizzy
"BECAUSE SHES SMOKING WEED" raged storm and he burst down the doors to see foxford casting a long spell to MAKE EVERYONE INHALE WEED
"HAHAHAHA TAKE IN THE WEED MAGGOTS" foxford laughed but storm threw her into the cauldron and she turned to smoke.