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The Intro: Intro is styled like the Parks and Recreation Intro, introducing Palpatine, the main character, Darth Vader, Joker, Voldemort, Lex Luthor, Thanos, Hela, Voldemort, and the Penguin.
Palpatine gave a tour of Club Villain, introducing everyone.
"Hello, I am Emperor Palpatine, owner of Club Villain." Palpatine said. "Here you will find a wide variety of vile villains that work here!" Palpatine toured the club.
"Here is Hela, our bartender, seen looking mighty fine!" Palpatine explained, showing Hela wearing a green vest and a white shirt.
"Here is Vader, my assistant manager, along with Joker, the guy managing the arcade."
"Hi!" Joker said in his Mark Hamill voice, meaning that he was the Mark Hamill Joker.
"Here is Lex Luthor the IT guy, Thanos the shoe shiner, Voldemort, and Penguin,...well who gives a fuck about Penguin?"
"I need a glass of ice water!" The Penguin said in his Danny DeVito voice, but then let out an explosive fart.
"That's enough fart gas to kill a plant population, and Poison Ivy will not be happy about that." Palpatine joked. "That concludes the tour, now on with the show!" Palpatine sat with Vader, Joker, and Lex Luthor.
"So, what's happening, crew?" Palpatine asked.
"Well, I crashed my Tie Fighter into a Hippogriff, running it over, so I guess we are having Hippogriff wings tonight!"
"Amazing!" Joker clapped. "I love fried bird!" Penguin felt sad.
"Oh give it a rest Penguin!" Joker told the bird man. "I ain't talking about you!" Darth Vader went to his Tie Fighter to get the Hippogriff carcass.
"So, how are we going to cook this thing?" Palpatine asked. Vader pulled out his lightsaber and cooked the bird to a crisp.
"Alright everyone, dig in!" Vader said. Voldemort, Hela, Thanos, and Penguin arrived and started eating with them.