A:N: (I don't own fairy tail or any characters made by other people/companies) (i update irregularly) HOLIDAY SPECIAL'S HERE BOIS, sorry for it taking a bit. After Edolas. (I got a booster shot for covid so I didn't feel so good. I'm going on a break, not like I'm not gonna write this but don't expect any chapters until mid-January.

Time: Christmas Eve POV: None

It was a chilly evening as Xavo and the Guild were decorating for Christmas! Wendy was helping Mirajane make the Festive Blustar, Khione's Chill it was called. It was, a lot colder, and it also gave me a brain freeze. Overall, interesting! It was made in many portions, hell we even had a machine for it! Overall it was a good time for the guild and everyone around as The thunder Tribe and even some citizens joined in!

Xavo: This party is really gonna be 1 hell of a party!

Cana: DAMN STRAIGHT! *Is getting drunk at superhuman speeds.

Xavo: Just, how?! And why?

Natsu: We learned not to question it.

Erza: Yep, Cana is the only Minor who won a drinking contest in Magnolia.

Xavo/Lucy: "IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!"

Erza: Well, no, but after Makarov convinced/threatened to pummel the judge she got the reward, she still brags about it…

Xavo: Well, That was interesting, but nothing.

Cana: Oh? What did you do?

Xavo: "I drank ten billion pure ethanol bottles in one chug when I was 16, you?"

Cana: WHAT?! Everyone just stopped and looked at him, in true disbelief.

Xavo: Yeah, that would be how much 1 bottle of beer is to us. We called it, Bachus's Doom.

Cana: That's just pure bullshit. I bet I can drink as much as what you call Bachus's Doom.

Xavo: Wanna bet? Let's raise the stakes then!

Cana: With Pleasure!

They both went to drink, that was after they helped with the party. The party went a little like this.

Cana and Xavo started chugging, pure ethanol jugs, 1 at a time. Eventually, Cana was smashed and was sadly knocked out. It took 100 jugs to knock her out. "Impressive!" Xavo shouted.

That was when everything went from 0 to 100. After the visitors left the party went HARD! The good stuff was brought out, and the highlights of the party were-

Happy somehow got so drunk from the milk (Exceeds can drink milk) That he and Charle went under the mistletoe! It was a… very chaotic scene. Happy did get the kiss, albeit he forgot once he woke up.

Cana woke up and though the competition was still on and kept on drinking. Until she fell asleep. at this point someone took her home, no one was sure who thought, but it seemed that Erza was the correct answer.

Natsu and Lisanna definitely weren't virgins after this night. Xavo did clap him on the back for that one. Elfman was surprisingly ok with this, and when asked why, well, "Natsu Dragneel is a man I can actually trust with my now brought back to life sister!

Also, they already had a relationship with each other. I wouldn't be MANLY anymore if I separated them!"

Erza got high, on the strawberry cake. Not a sugar high, but high, like on drugs? It's turned out that someone put their secret stash of weed in there. Erza was surprisingly more chill. Which was a good thing?

Through the thickness of the dark, Wendy, who was given alcohol, became, absolutely terrifying, like as in, She would murder anyone who pissed her off. That night they gave her the name, Dark Sky Dragon Slayer. Fortunately, this only came when she was drunk and lasted 2 hours. This alternate personality didn't come often actually but rather as a side effect of her being cranky and tired. She actually got very adorable and dizzy when drunk. But it was a 50/50 situation.

All was Questioned as Bickslow and Lucy suddenly started making out? It was the oddest couple, but then again, It was interesting to see!

Grey and Juvia had their roles reversed? It was fucking hilarious to see Grey thirsting after Juvia, both Figurative and literally! Juvia did return said feeling back once she became less drunk and obviously took advantage of it!

Poor Simon. That's all I had to say.

Poor Laxus, he ended up in a compromising position with Freed. It was used for blackmail to this day. Freed did actually like it tho…

And FINALLY, SOMEHOW, JUST SOMEHOW, Makarov out of everyone along with Macao and Wakaba was found hanging on top of the Christmas tree By their underwear too! It was after the party.

Pov: Xavo

Well, there was actually one more thing. When I woke up, somehow, I found myself sleeping next to, MIRA OF ALL PEOPLE?! Mira was thank goodness still sleeping, so I moved a bit, slowly. And that's when she woke up. "Oh, crap." "Xavo?" "Yes?" I was eternally boned, Mira was a popular star, and who am I? "No one important yet!"

"What…Happened?" I was thankfully still clothed. "Did we… do anything yesterday?" I got up, feeling a headache, I didn't drink often. "Uh…" Mira looked red. "OH NO, DID WE HAVE SEX?" "Uhhhh…." "Oh no…" I looked at the counter. What's….This? "Star Zenia. Basically, Super Birth control, never Fails. "Well, ok that's better." "Now what?" We both said. "We never mention it, and we pretend it never happened," Mira said. "Fine by me, by the way, how did we end up like this?"

Flashback: Yesterday around 11:00 PM

It was very late, and a lot of people were stumbling around listening to music. Wendy along with Romeo and the younger guild members had left. The party was raging, and people were dancing. Oddly enough though, Mirajane wasn't at the counter. Instead, she was at the party dancing away, after all, everyone needs to relax at one point. That was when she along with many others saw Xavo and Laxus, Drunkenly singing? "WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE hIC* BE FRIENDS?" The song was sung by the thunder tribe excluding Evergreen. It seemed that they forgot they were already family, but eh. As the tipsy Mirajane walked up, both saw each other. And well, "Hey Baby, are you a demon because I would love to Rip and Tear into that Ass." "Oh? Are you sure I will tear into you first?" "Oh, then come as close as you like into this bedroom." "how?" said a confused Gajeel as both went in. (From a different universe, a Bow chica bow wow is heard.) Laxus didn't see them as he had left to go to a different spot along with her before using the pickup line.

Flashback end.

That was by far, the worst pickup line, of all time. Xavo muttered. "And yet, it worked on me," Mira said, a little amused. "First time?" "Nope." "Alright, let's clean up." Once we got out we cleaned up the guild, then split our separate ways to shower. We smelt awful after cleaning up the vomit. When we came back, they were still sleeping, but Wendy and Romeo were there. "What happened?" Wendy asked and Romeo looked confused.

I did NOT want to tell what happened but well, I had to. "Wendy, you got so drunk that you became the embodiment of terror, and Romeo, your dad just drank too much and fell asleep. Wendy looked horrified while Romeo looked confused albeit not as much. "Help me and Mira wake them up, then use your magic." I along with Mira looked for everyone to make sure that there was a headcount. We did find everyone eventually.

"Owww." That was heard from Cana and more grunts were heard.

1 hour later.

"So what you saying is, that I lost?" Cana looked in disbelief. "Yep!" "How?!"

"Eh, it's a long story, but drinking 100 was already impressive! But you need to train more, and maybe even find an expert who is a master drunken fighter." "I'm a drinker, not exactly the best fighter." "Well, everyone starts somewhere, or you could help me with something and I will tell you the secret of my progress!" "I'm listening."

Another hour later.

After Convincing/Seducing/Threatening Freed to help us, I.E Mira, the trap was set. It was time for some tomfoolery. The trap was Mistletoe! Here are the Highlights.

Grey and Juvia. He couldn't get out, and she took advantage of it. She wanted to go back, but we stopped her.

Gajeel and Levy. Both were blushing hard, but oddly it was the shrimp that went for it first. Pretty sure they carried it onto the next step after they left.

Freed and Cana. Welp, we got some good footage of a gentleman trying to keep his virginity from a smoking hot brunette. It was entertaining.

Laxus and Mira. Both were blushing up a storm as they did like each other. I only nodded and grinned like an idiot.

Natsu and Gray. WELP, I'M FUCKKED. They went after my ass, barely escapes with my life…

Lissana and Lucy. This was recorded, and much to Elfman's horror Macao and Wakaba were watching.

Alzack and Bisca. Let's face it, both gunners were blushing, but it was SOOO WORTH IT. I gave them modules as a gift.

Wendy, Romeo along with the others made it either by sneakiness or just plain age restriction. The trap didn't activate to anyone under 13. Thank god. Afterward

The Christmas feast was set up, and we all decided to say a short speech of what our holiday resolutions are, our wishes, and what we are grateful for. Natsu went first.

"I'm Grateful for Lisanna returning and this Family!" This got some nods from the Strauss family when Natsu spoke.

"I'm glad for this family." That was what Grey said, but I had to chime in, "You are forgetting about someone~" "Huh?" He then saw Juvia. She looked, really sad. "Don't worry Juvs, Happy New Year to you as well." and with that, she went with a traditional "Juvin!" not gonna lie, they were adorable!

Erza said, "I'm thankful we saved Simon, Jellal, and the others from the Tower of Heaven." All involved flinched but then nodded in respect.

Lucy, the 3rd newest said, "I'm thankful to escape from my father, and join my dream guild!" There were many nods of respect.

Wendy said, "I hope we can grow together! That's all." Said girl was a little quiet, but they all cooed.

Finally, My turn. "I'm thankful, for this family, my brothers, sisters, and as such, there's only one thing left."

?-!

I pulled out my arm cannon, stuffed fireworks, and went outside. "Natsu! Get ready!" "Alright!" I fired the fireworks which exploded as Natsu threw a MASSIVE FIREBALL. The resulting firework explosion had the people nearby see it flying up and explode cheered!

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!

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