"MAGIC WAND, MAKE MY SHIPGIRL GROW!"

With a shriek, Queen Elizabeth threw her scepter into the ground, releasing evil energies from the crack. They engulfed Duke of York, and suddenly she was fifty times taller, and a hundred times meaner.

"AHAHAHAHA. ART THOU AFEARD?" Her voice boomed as she rampaged through the city.

Charles Ausburne was unperturbed by the sight, and smirked like the true red ranger she was.

She knew just what they need.

"WE NEED DINOZORD POWER, NOW!"

At that point, the Commander woke up. He vowed not to watch old Power Rangers before bed again, nostalgia be damned.