Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM!
The ZADR Confession
An Invader Zim Oneshot
Zim was not looking forward to tonight, because it was halloween. He remembered what happened last year with Dib's scary nightmare visions. He didn't want to go through that again, his robot SIR unit Gir was playing with some of the decorations Zim had hung up, just to make himself seem more human. He started yelling at Gir when he and Mini-Moose were trying to un-hang the decorations, "GIR! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT UNHANGING THE DECORATIONS!?" Zim yelled. Mini-Moose just squeaked as Gir stopped touching them, his visions stopped coming when someone knocked on the door, it was some human. He got on his disguise and went to the door, he smiled at the human who just looked at him strangely, "what do you want human?" He asked. The human kept on staring at him, Zim now was getting distrubed… "Go away." he said.
The next couple of hours were creepy, so many people were coming to his base. Or house, he had to think of something fast! That's when he decided to use his creepy thing that he invented a couple of days back. Way before halloween was even being talked about. 'This will be the best, halloween ever.' He thought to himself as he got the machine ready.
It was something that could get rid of your organs.. Even if you don't have any, just like the time he stole all the school-children's organs, but that was a fail. Most of Zim's plans are fails. Most of them, but he does have hope for this one. Even if Dib is to come over with his scary little sister and screw up all he's hoped for.
He then smiled when he saw Dib walk by his door. "Zim!" He shouted, "um. Hi Dib? What do you need?" He asked, Dib just laughed and laughed until he stopped. He handed Zim a note that was deeply closed. He told Zim not to open it until the next morning, it was something important and something deadly. That he needed to get off of his chest. Zim kept on wondering what was in the note, he didn't sleep at all because he was thinking about that stupid letter. He then woke up the next morning with high hopes.
"Okay Gir! We are going to see what is inside, this… Letter?" He said, Gir jumped up and down getting excited. Zim opened the letter and read it, very lightly. He knew it was going to be from the-Dib but he still wanted to make it right and hopefully, be his boyfriend.
Dear Zim, I have always had these feelings for you. But have never gotten the courage to say them out loud, ever since we first met I thought you were really handsome, with that cool glow in your eyes along with that nice sparkly outfit… I just find you very cute, so I would like to be your boyfriend. I hope you understand. Love, Dib.
The invader just hugged the letter close to him as he felt tears streaming down his face, Gir found him crying and wanted to help him. "This is the craziest halloween, ever…" Zim said before looking down at his paper, he was going to get to the bottom of this. He was.
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A couple of weeks later Zim had some thought about the letter. He wanted to date Dib but he also thought it would be too risky, with the Irken Empire and all… He has never had feelings like this for anyone, not even some Irkens his kind. He smiled when he thought of a plan, "I am going to make Dib. My love-pig." He then realized something, he just needed some more advice. But who was he going to get it from… Gaz.
He went over to Dib's house where Gaz was sitting on the couch playing her new updated game slave. She looked up when she saw Zim, her eyes kept on looking at his. "Um, hello?" She asked, he then wanted her to know that he is not bothering her, he is just here for Dib. And it won't take too long. She then shouted Dib's name a couple of times waiting for him to come down, after the final call, he came down.
He smiled when he saw Zim. That nice, cute, alien skin about to touch his human face. This was the moment Dib Membrane has been waiting for. He has always wanted to have a boyfriend, but he had no idea it would be an alien!
"Alright, Dib.. How do I put it lightly? I have a crush on you, I know you might not feel the same way about me. But I do, so I just want you to know that I really like you and I wish for you to be my boyfriend. Ok? Please don't judge me." Zim then started tearing up.
This gave Dib the courage to hug Zim tightly. They both shared a hug and a cry for a couple of minutes, untl Gaz started getting nervous, only because their dad was coming home soon. And she didn't want him to see them all romantic with each other, Dib suddenly realized his dad was home..
"Gaz, thanks for helping me.." He said. "Your welcome!" She replied before going back to her game, Zim and Dib are now a couple and are really happy together.
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A/N: I wanted to do a ZADR type oneshot, I know it's short but I just like to keep things short. When I write my chapter story though things will be a little bit longer. I just wanted to start with a simple oneshot, I hope you guys enjoyed reading this and also have a good day!
