Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.
Author's note: This is dedicated to Cindy West. She's very cool and awesome.
Sam's amnesia
Sam Puckett was in a fight at school a few days ago.
Usually she can stand her ground in a fight, but this time it was different.
Her opponent was a girl nearly twice her size.
Because of this, Sam was hit in the head, which caused amnesia.
This was like 5 days ago and today Sam get to go home.
She's been in the hospital.
She still doesn't remember anything of her life, but she's fine otherwise.
"OMG...!" says Sam as she enter her own bedroom.
It surprise her to see all the items in the room.
These are items that belong to her, but because of the amnesia she doesn't remember, so she is very surprised at seeing heavy metal posters on the walls, an electric guitar, a sword, an gun, sex toys, porn DVDs and other things she like when she's her normal self.
"Holy crap...is this stuff mine?" says Sam.
She has no memory of the badass sexual girl she is.
"Looks like I'm not a cutie-girl..." says Sam.
After she woke up with amnesia, Sam assumed she was a very sweet girlie-girl.
It turns out that her mind confused her own life with Carly's.
"Guess I'm a hardcore slutty type of girl. Wish I could remember my life." says Sam.
She plop down on her bed.
"For example, who is this...?" says Sam when she sees a photo on her nightstand.
It's a photo of Carly, but Sam has no proper memory of Carly.
Sam's mind is an empty page.
Nothing of her own life before the punch to the head is known to her.
"Kid, your best friend's here." says Sam's mom Pam from another room.
"Uh...me is here in my room, mom." says Sam.
Carly Shay enter Sam's room.
"Hi, Sam. Are you okay?" says Carly, who care about her best friend a lot.
"Yeah. The doctor told me that my brain wasn't smashed to pieces, but I did get amnesia. I don't remember anything. I've no idea who you are, for example." says Sam in a sad tone.
"My name's Carly Anne Shay and I'm your BFF, girl." says Carly.
"Oh...alright. And who am I...?" says Sam.
"You are Samantha Jennifer Puckett, but we call you Sam and you like that." says Carly.
"Right. My room indicate that me is a slut, is this true?" says Sam.
"It is, yeah. We still love you though. Sure, you aren't a typical girl, but you are not evil. You care about those you like, such as me, your best friend." says Carly.
"Good. I was kinda afraid I was a bully..." says Sam.
"Don't worry. You've never been that. Yes, angry and wild at times, but you mean well. Also you are there for me when it truly matters as well as for our other best friend Freddie, despite the fact that you often tease him, calling him a geek or dork." says Carly.
"Freddie...? No memory of him either. Does one of us date him?" says Sam.
"No, but we both kinda like him. Even so we both agreed to not date him for now so to not mess up the friendship." says Carly.
"Okay." says Sam.
"I believe he crush on both us also, though cannot decide which one of us he prefer the most." says Carly.
"Have we like...done stuff with him?" says Sam.
"We've both kissed him, nothing more. At least I didn't go farther than that with Freddie. Not sure if you did or not, Sam." says Carly.
"I've no idea. I have amnesia." says Sam.
"You do, but you'll get your memroy back." says Carly.
"I hope so..." says Sam.
"Don't give up, Sam." says Carly.
Carly takes a seat next to Sam and tries to comfort her.
"Sweet that I have a friend." says Sam.
"No fear. I'll always be your best friend." says Carly.
"Wonderful." says Sam.
"Yes. I can't tell you more 'cause your mom said that it is bad for you to get large amounts of information within a short period of time." says Carly.
"Okay." says Sam.
"Awww, Sam!" says Carly as she give Sam a sweet BFF-hug.
"Just one question, do I have a boyfriend...?" says Sam.
"No. You don't really date people. You love to hook up." says Carly.
"That's my thing?" says Sam.
"It is, yeah. You're that kind of girl." says Carly.
"Sounds interesting." says Sam.
"Sam, you're almost the opposite of me, but you're still my best female friend ever. And I accept you exactly as you are and I'm pretty sure that Freddie does as well." says Carly.
"Thanks...uh...your name was...?" says Sam.
"Carly...Carly Anne Shay, daughter of Karen, but you can simply call me Carly." says Carly.
"Okay, Carly." says Sam.
Sam look towards her black electric guitar, a black Gibson SG custom from 1982 that Sam's mom bought used and gave Sam as a b-day gift when Sam turned 12.
"Do I ever play that thing?" says Sam.
"Pretty often. You're a great metal guitarist." says Carly.
"Metal...is that the music I love?" says Sam.
"Yeah. You enjoy harder music-styles." says Carly.
4 days later.
Sam has gotten enough memory back to remember her mom, but no more.
"Here." says Pam as she place a RazorDragon jumbo-burger and a glass of beer in front of Sam.
"Beer and a burger? Ewww! Stinks..." says Sam when she sees what food she was just given.
"Oh...Sam, you're still not fully recovered. This is your favorite lunch. You could eat it every single day." says Pam.
"I'm not me yet, mama." says Sam.
"Don't worry, girl. I'll get ya somethin' else." says Pam.
Pam gives Sam rice, fried fish and a glass of milk instead.
"Thanks." says a happy Sam.
She starts to eat with joy.
"Yum." says Sam.
Sam clearly still mostly has amnesia.
She wear mostly pink today, which is unlike her.
Usually she wear a lot of black clothes.
"Does it taste sexy?" says Pam.
"It's very nice." says Sam.
"Good. Back in a few. I need to shit so damn much." says Pam and then goes to the bathroom.
Sam's smile fade briefly at hearing the word 'shit' from her mom's mouth.
Being not her true self right now, Sam is uncomfortable with dirty words.
When she's her normal self, Sam use such words a lot, but she is not her normal self now.
Trying to be as tough as she's been told she is, Sam tries to shake off the uncomfortable feeling and focus on her yummy food.
It works.
"Yum, yum!" says a happy Sam as she eat her lunch.
4 hours later.
Sam and Carly are in Sam's room.
"No..." says Sam, who try to play her electric guitar, but it sounds very far from good.
"Awww, Sam." says Carly, wjo feel sad for her BFF.
Carly wish Sam's full memory would return quickly.
"I can't do this." says a sad Sam.
She wanna play guitar, but she doesn't remember any chords.
Carly cannot help, since she doesn't play guitar.
"Too bad I don't play. Otherwise I'd teach you." says Carly.
"No prblem, kid." says Sam.
Sam suddenly laugh a bit and so does Carly as well when she notice what happened.
It seems as if a small piece of Sam's memory just came back, since che called Carly kid as she often does.
"I used to call you that, right...?" says Sam.
"Yeah." says Carly.
"Nice." says Sam.
"Indeed." says Carly.
Carly and Sam hug each other.
They're happy that some of Sam's memory appears to be be returning.
"Hmm..." mumbles Sam and then tries to play guitar again.
Her smile fade away when it still sounds worthless.
"Me still can't..." says a sad Sam.
"You'll be able to once more as soon as your full memory's returned." says Carly.
"What if that never happen?" says Sam.
"I don't think you should worry. We have to think your memory will not be gone forever." says Carly.
"Thanks." says Sam.
"I'm always here for you and so is your mom." says Carly.
"Awesome." says Sam, getting happy again.
She gives Carly a hug.
"You and I are best friends and we help each other." says Carly.
"That's so sweet." says Sam.
"I agree." says Carly.
2 days later, Sam sit in her room, looking at items that are hers, but she doesn't remember that she like.
Sam still has amnesia so she doesn't go to school.
"Maybe..." says Sam as she grab her guitar and tries to play.
It doesn't sound good this time either.
That makes Sam sad.
She wanna be herself again, but she cannot remember her own life.
"It sucks to be the chick with amnesia!" says Sam.
She hate that she has amnesia.
"Package for ya." says Pam as she enter the room and gives a black plastic bag to Sam.
"Thanks, mama. Who's it from?" says Sam.
"I don't know. It doesn't say on there who sent it." says Pam.
"Okay." says Sam.
Pam smile and leave the room.
"Let's see what I get." says sam, excited to get something.
When she open the black plastic bag she finds a large bunch of dildos.
They are all different.
Sam also finds a naote.
It says "Hi, Sam. This is your online-buddy Tanya K and I send the dildos you asked for. Have fun. Big kiss from me!"
"Clearly me is a slut, since I get dildos from an online-buddy." says Sam.
Not being her normal self, Sam has no interest in dildos at the time, but since she might get her memory back she still keep them.
She put the bag with dildos in her closet.
"Those will stay there for the true Sam. She probably want them." says Sam, feeling sad that so little of her memory has gotten back.
She know her mom and that she sometimes refer to Carly as 'kid', but that's all.
"I wanna remember stuff..." says Sam, getting upset about having amnesia.
She takes a nap and hope that everything will be okay when she wakes up again.
55 minutes later, Sam open her eyes.
She feel sad when she still doesn't remember her own life.
The amnesia isn't gone yet.
"No." says Sam as she starts to cry.
Before this, Sam hasn't been crying in several years.
Usually she's the tough girl we know her as, but now when she ahs amnesia she isn't her true self.
Pam is very surprised at hearing ceying from Sam's bedroom.
She walk there.
"Girl, are ya okay?" says Pam.
"No, mama. Me is an empty shell of me, a blank page. I don't remember all the stuff I should know." says Sam.
"Sam, sweetie! So, so..." says Pam as she takes a seat next to Sam and tries to comfort her.
"Uh...mom, what if I never get my full meory back?" says Sam.
"You will get it back, girl. I can feel it." says Pam.
"Really?" says Sam.
"Absolutely." says Pam.
"Okay...me hope that's true." says Sam.
"We can go to the mall and buy something. You can get whatever you want, within reason. Maybe a new dildo, a vibro-egg or a porn-movie?" says Pam.
"Sorry, but I don't have any desire for those now when I am not me." says Sam.
"I understand. What do ya want then? Tell me and I go buy it for you." says Pam.
"You don't need to 'cause I don't even know what I like anymore." says Sam.
"Awww, Sam!" says Pam and then hug Sam gently as a mother should hug her kid.
"Mommy!" says Sam.
Sam is still crying.
5 days later, Sam still has amnesia.
This upset her a lot.
She spends mot of her time in her room, crying alone.
Carly visit as often as possible, but this unfortunately doesn't help much.
"No, no, no, no!" thinks Sam.
Sam sit in bed and eat a sandwich.
Today she wear a pink t-shirt and green sweatpants.
She look very sad, which she is.
Not since kindergarten has she felt so sad, weak and powerless.
She act very different from her true self.
"Girl, your friedn carly's here." says Pam from outside the room.
"Uh...the door isn't locked. She can come in..." says Sam.
"Hi, Sam." says Carly as she enter the room.
In her left hand, Carly has a shopping bag with the mall's logo on it.
"Just some stuff for mt bes bestie ever." says Carly as she pour out the content of the shopping bag on Sam's bed.
There's a bottle of Gravette Beer, a RazorDragon jumbo-burger and a KinkyHotness porno-magazine, all of Sam's favorites.
Sam of course has no desire for any of this now, but she still get happy, since Carly is so sweet that she buy these things for her, even though Carly doesn't like them.
"Awww! Thanks, Carly." says Sam.
"No problem, Sam. You're my true BFF." says Carly.
Sam takes a bite of the burger and she actually like the taste.
"Wonderful. Somewhere deep down you still like your standing favorite snack." says Carly, happy to see Sam not spit out the food.
"It's actually yummy." says Sam with a cute smile.
"Great. My Sam's still there inside you." says Carly.
"Me hope so..." says Sam.
"Shouldn't let this get warm." says Carly as she place the bottle of beer in Sam's fridge.
Yes, Sam has a mini-fridge in her room.
"Yeah, good point." says Sam.
Sam continues to eat her burger.
A few minutes later she's eaten the whole thing.
"Did it taste nice?" says Carly.
"Yes." says Sam.
"Awesome." says Carly.
4 days later.
Sam wakes up early in the morning.
To her surprise she feel a bit horny.
And she get even more surprised when she without thinking slip a hand down into her pants and starts to rub her clit a little.
"Mmmm!" moans Sam.
Her sexuality has returned.
She still doesn't remember everything.
Though she's on the way towards it.
"Nice! Sexy!" moans Sam.
It feels very good for her.
21 minutes later.
"Fuck, yeah!" moans Sam as she get an orgasm.
Her use of dirty words is back.
Suddenly she feel that more of her memory has returned.
She remember Freddie and Gibby and how she sometimes tease them and such.
"Oh..." says Sam surprised.
Only a few seconds later she also remember Carly.
Sam then also remember that she is oversexual.
"Holy shit. I'm Sam, oversexual, but sweet and hardcore, but good." says Sam as she once more remember who she is.
Being happy, Sam run out to the living room where her mom is.
"Mama, me is back now. I remember lamost everything. So fuckin' nice." says a happy Sam.
"Wonderful, kid. I'm glad ya are okay." says Pam, happy that Sam's amnesia fades away.
"Thanks." says Sam.
2 hours later.
Carly comes over to visit Sam.
"Hi, Sam." says Carly, who wear a violet top and black tights.
Sam sit in bed, wearing a black t-shirt and white baggy sweatpants.
She play a song on her guitar.
"Oh...are you yourself again?" says Carly.
"Very close." says Sam, who still has a very tiny bit of amnesia.
"Awesome." says Carly, being happy that Sam feels better.
"Oh, yeah, kid." says Sam, now looking and sounding normal.
"I'm glad you've goten much better." says Carly.
"Thanks so much. I am nearly all me." says Sam.
Sam play a song that she know Carly love.
Carly get even more happy at hearing a song that she like a lot.
"Ya enjoy this one, right?" says Sam.
"So true. It's one of my favorites." says Carly.
"Alright. Sexy." says Sam.
Carly sit down next to Sam.
"I'm glad ya are here, Carly Shay." says Sam.
"Awww! Thanks." says Carly.
"Havin' ya as my BFF halped me to get my memory back. It would probably had taken twice the time or more without your loyal solid friendship." says Sam.
"Perhaps you're right, Sam." says Carly.
"Erotic." says Sam.
Suddenly the last of Sam's lost memory returns to her brain.
It is to sit with Carly like this that makes it happen.
"OMG...! My full memory's back. So sexy." says a very happy Sam.
She celebrate by playing the song 'Queen of all sluts' by Kikki Waltz.
This is one of Sam's favorite songs of all time.
"Fuck, yeah!" says Sam, now 100 % Sam Puckett in every possible way.
Carly is very happy to have her BFF back.
She gives Sam a hug.
Sam and carly walk out to the living room.
"Mama, me is all me." says Sam, giving her mom Pam the awesome news.
"I'm happy, girl." says Pam, who is very pleased that Sam's amnesia is gone.
"Awesome. Sexy." says Sam.
"Yeah." says Pam.
The next day, Sam can start going to school again.
Sam and Carly get happy when a teacher named Megan Stewart tell them that the girl ( Bella Green ) who punched Sam in the head has been expelled.
After school, Sam and Carly and Freddie celebrate that everything's okay.
The End.