"Hello everypony! It's everybody's favorite "draconequus!" Or should I say dragon with body parts from multiple animals… Discord! Whatever. Anyway, welcome to the newest, and most amazing season of Survivor yet! It is… Survivor: Equestria! Let's see and meet our contestants who want to win, 50,000 dollars!. Shall we?"

"First up we have... the most country pony here, with the cutie mark of honesty… Apple Jack!"

"I'm sure glad to be here Discord! Even though I would rather have this old thing hosted by the princess. Apple Jack sighed.

"Well, She was busy." Discord rolled his eyes. " Next up, we have a little pony. Who hopes to get a cutie mark of her own. Love's scooters, It's Scootaloo!"

"Hey!" Scootaloo smiled.

"Are the other crusaders here yet?" Scootaloo asked.

"Not yet. Now go sit over there with Apple Jack." Discord cleared his throat.

"Next up is, the most cheerful pony you will ever meet! Who always wants you to smile! It's… Pinkie Pie!"

"Hi, Apple Jack! Hi Scootaloo! Hi Discord!" Pinkie Pie said as she screamed in excitement.

"Hello Pinkie Pie. PLEASE. Go over with the others." Discord rolled his eyes.

"Allllrighty!" Pinkie Pie walked over with the others.

"Ahem." Discord coughed.

"Next up is a fashion designer! She makes wonderful dresses! It's… Rarity!"

"Ugh. My dress is going to get so dirty! That's why I packed 93 extras." Rarity scoffed.

Apple Jack laughed. "You pack as bad as a dog wearing a blindfold."

Rarity rolled her eyes. "So? I came prepared."

Apple Jack scoffed. "Like bringing 94 dresses to a show in the wilderness is coming prepared!"

"Ok! Stop fighting." Discord interrupted. "Anyway."

"Next up we have another member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, who lives in the apple family, it's Apple Bloom!"

""Hey y'all! How ya doing?" Apple Bloom asked.

"Good!" Everybody answered.

"Hey Apple Bloom!" Apple Jack said.

"Hey Sis. Hey Scootaloo! Where is Sweetie Belle?" Apple Bloom asked.

"She isn't here yet! But she will be." Scootaloo said excitedly.

Discord cleared his throat again.

"We have one more contestant joining us! They are always flying in the background, looking silly as ever! It's… Derpy Hooves!"

"WHAT?" Everybody screamed.

"Hi everybody!" Derpy smiled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Apple Bloom and Scootaloo screamed.

"Where is Sweetie Belle?!" Apple Bloom asked.

"Yeah! Where is she Discord?" Scootaloo asked angrily.

"Let me check… She is on the other team." Discord said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE CAN"T SPLIT UP THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!" They both screamed in a rampage.

"Well, you are now. Anyway, you are team number 1. Or also known as, Team Ponyville!"

"Alright, you ponies stand to the side. Oh! I think I see the next group of contestants coming!" Discord said.

"First up, is a dragon, who could make a wonderful sidekick! It's Spike the Dragon!"

Spike smiled. "Hello everybody! Glad to be here!"

"Go sit over there." Discord said.

"Ok… Next up we have the coolest and most awesome pony in town! Rainbow Dash!"

"'Sup everypony!" Rainbow Dash asked as she flew down from the sky.

"Wow! Hi Rainbow Dash! I wish we were on the same team!" Scootaloo whimpered.

"You'll do alright buddy, kay?" Rainbow Dash asked to make sure she was alright.

"Ok.." Scootaloo sighed.

"Next up we have the last member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders! It's-"

"SWEETIE BELLE! WE GOT PUT ON DIFFERENT TEAMS!" Apple Bloom screamed.

"YEAH!" Scootaloo screamed as well.

"Oh no! This is going to be horrible! How will we stay up all night every night having screaming contests!?" Sweetie Belle screamed.

"Thank goodness, it's just Sweetie Belle." Rainbow Dash whispered under her breath.

"Ok, ok. Be quiet. Next up we have the pony who loves reading and is Celestia's pupil, it's Twilight Sparkle!" Discord smiled.

"Hello everypony! I have recently binge watched the whole entire series of "Survivor" and I came prepared let me tell you that much. Ehehe." Twilight Sparkle laughed.

"My favorite character has to be Cirie Fields. I LOVED it when she was on Heroes v. Villains. Though I was never really a big fan of Panama, I really liked her in it though. Tony Vlachos is pretty good too. But let me just say that Woo Hwang is my true favorite. My favorite blindside is when Cirie in Panama-" Twilight got interrupted.

"WE GET IT! YOU WATCHED SURVIVOR! OK. Next up we have a pony who can show only two emotions..? It's Big McIntosh! Are you excited to be here?" Discord asked?"

"Yup." Big McIntosh said.

"You here for the money?" Discord asked?"

"Nope." Big McIntosh replied.

"Okay then.." Discord cleared his throat once more.

"Our final contestant here, a shy pony, who didn't want to go on this show… Fluttershy!"

"hello everypony.." Fluttershy muttered.

"There is no need to be shy, Fluttershy! It's just all your friends in one big competition!" Discord smiled.

"Ok.." Fluttershy sighed.

"This is the whole second team. Team 2 will be called Team Canterlot!"

"Now you all will be separated! Have fun to socialize and look around! See you all!"

Discord snapped his fingers and suddenly everybody teleported except for him.

This would be the start of a big journey, to Outwit, Outplay, and Outlast.