It was a peaceful, quiet night in Unikingdom, save for a rumbling sound making its way through the kingdom. On one of the kingdom streets, the Action Police were busy writing a ticket for a car that was parked near a fire hydrant. One of them was writing a ticket while the other stood watch. They both look up when they notice a rumbling noise, followed by the sound of swallowing. They found that the erroneously parked car was gone, causing the lookout to pick up the fire hydrant and place it near another car parked nearby. The officer writing the ticket placed it on the car's windshield before walking away with his partner.
At the castle, Unikitty was asleep in her bed. The rumbling noise came running through her bedroom as Pet Pet trembled in fear at what it saw, "Sprinkles please... thank you." Unikitty mumbled in her sleep as something took away her blanket, "No, hold the caramel." Her pillow was also taken away, causing her to wake up and see something that made her eyes go wide. The thing passed and the castle was left in a broken state, with it looking like something had taken bites out of it.
The next morning, every citizen in Unikingdom was gathered in the castle's throne room, with Unikitty standing in front of her throne, "I saw it! It was big, it was all wiggly, and it ate everything!" she said.
"That's horrible!" Puppycorn said before eating a whole pizza.
"It was a Northern Frost Worm!" Unikitty shouted, causing the citizens to murmur to themselves in fear and panic.
"He ate my wheelbarrow!" FeeBee exclaimed, the bitten wheelbarrow right next to her.
"He ate my skateboard!" Kickflip said, standing on one half of his skateboard.
"Do I need to say it?" Burger Person said, a huge bite was taken out of him.
"How can we protect ourselves?" said Rascal.
"We should lock our doors!" Green Mom suggested.
"We should call my nephew!" Edith said.
"We should dig a moat!" said an armor-wearing citizen.
"I think we should take Unikingdom, and push it somewhere else!" Puppycorn suggested, causing the crowd to quiet down.
"OK, I think that idea might be crazy enough... To get us all killed!" Dr. Fox shouted, causing everyone to panic again.
"Why don't we send someone to go after it?" Dino Dude suggested.
"Come on, there is no one crazy enough to go after a Northern Frost Worm." Richard said. At that moment, a ear-splitting screeching noise sounded throughout the hall. It was revealed to be Master Frown, scraping a fish hook across a chalkboard.
"That was annoying wasn't it?" he asked smugly.
"Yes, please leave." Richard simply said.
"Alright, I'm leaving." Master Frown said while walking away.
"I'll catch your worm for you." a voice called out, causing the crowd to look where it came from. It was Hawkodile, who was wearing a hoodie that covered most of his face, "That is, if you're willing to pay." he said while pulling back the hood.
"Hawkodile, you are not getting a raise in your paycheck for this!" Richard said with a panicked look before rushing behind the throne, "Never! I'd rather that worm come here right now, and eat you all alive!" Richard screams as his mouth foams up before panting. Everyone there looks at him in shock before he collects himself, "Uh... Sorry about that." he said, slightly embarrassed.
Hawkodile chuckled as he took off his hoodie, "Please, I don't need any extra compensation, I was just playing it up in the moment. I would gladly take down that monster for nothing, because I got a bit of personal vendetta against that thing. It ate my wings!" he said as he turned around to show everyone his missing wings, causing them to gasp in surprise, "Darn thing must've got 'em while my back was turned. Worm? More like big fat chicken. I am going take back what's mine!" The crowd cheered at this.
Unlike the cheering crowd, Unikitty got a worried look on her face, "What? Hawkodile, you don't know what you're going up against! We're talking about a Northern Frost Worm!" she said.
"Well, I don't know a lot about the north, but look here." Hawkodile said while pulling out his wallet, displaying several pictures of him fighting against giant creatures, "As part of my action hero training, I've took down many giant creatures. Examples include kaiju, dinosaurs, and even worms. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta giant worm face to punch!" Hawkodile said while putting away the wallet and running for the door while the crowd cheers.
"But Hawkodile, you don't know!" Unikitty said.
"Don't worry princess, I won't be long!" Hawkodile said while running outside.
"Hawkodile, wait!" Unikitty shouted while flying after him.
"That's it Hawkodile! We have the utmost confidence in you." Richard said before the crowd stopped cheering. He then turned towards Puppycorn, "So, what was that idea of yours?"
The crowd gathered outside the kingdom, where they got into position to push all of it's buildings, "Push!" Puppycorn shouted, causing the citizens to start pushing.
Meanwhile, Unikitty caught up to Hawkodile, "Hawkodile, wait!" she said.
"Hey princess, coming to watch?" he asked.
Unikitty then flew in front of him, "Please, don't go!"
"Why not?"
"I saw it! It's big, scary, and blue!" she explained.
"Well, so is Puppycorn's belly button, but I'm not afraid of that either." Hawkodile said.
"You'll get massacred!" Unikitty said, breaking apart into individual pieces.
Hawkodile kneeled beside her, "Princess, let me explain something. Giant monsters are all the same, they just like to act big, tough, and scary. Once you stand up to them and show them that you're not scared, they'll always back down. Besides, he ate my wings, I can't take that lying down."
Unikitty stood back up, "OK, what if the worm didn't eat your wings?"
"If the worm doesn't have my wings, then who does?" Hawkodile asked.
"Um, I do?" Unikitty admitted nervously.
"You do? Where?"
"In my tail." Unikitty said.
Hawkodile chuckled at this, "Well, why didn't you just say so? Give 'em here. Come on." Unikitty nervously sifted her paw around inside her tail, eventually pulling out and displaying two items to Hawkodile, "Princess, that's a paperclip, and a piece of string."
"No, these are your wings." Unikitty said.
"Princess..."
"Oh, how would you know!? They're always behind you! Oh, don't go, don't go, don't go!" Unikitty said while jumping onto Hawkodile's head, tears streaming down her face as she turned into Sad Kitty.
Hawkodile pried her off and set her down, "Princess, I understand your concern, but I need to show that dirt-eating pest what for, and there is nothing you can say that'll stop me." he said before walking off.
"Oh yeah? Well what if I said... 'blargen fedibble no-hip'?" Unikitty said, making Hawkodile stop in his tracks.
"I have to admit, that is enough to slow me down. But, I'm still going for it!" he said before continuing on his path.
"You know, who needs wings anyway, you hardly use them. Why don't we just forget about it and go home." Unikitty said, appearing on the side of his path while he walked right past. She then ran beside him with an ice cream cone, "I've got ice cream! It's protein flavored!" she said as he just kept walking. She then appeared wearing a pink gown, a old lady wig, two fake wings, and a bird beak, "Hawkodile! You better not go after that worm! You come back here young man!" she shouted.
"You're not my Mom." Hawkodile said before Unikitty landed in front of him, wearing boxing gloves on her paws.
"Hawkodile, I didn't want it to come to this. But if you want go after that worm, you're gonna have to go through me!" she said while getting in a fighting stance. Hawkodile simply phased through her as he walked by, leaving her with a confused look on her face. She then grabbed onto Hawkdile's legs as she turned into Sad Kitty once more, "Hawkodile, no! I can't let you get killed! If he finds you, he'll eat you for sure!"
"There is no way some overgrown piece of fish bait is gonna make a meal out of me, I'm deadly, smart, and tough!" Hawkodile said while continuing his walk. He then found that Unikitty was still holding onto him, her body being stretched out from its original position.
"No, not tough enough! Not tough enough!" she cried.
"Princess, will you relax?" Hawkodile said while pulling her up, "I can take care of myself. Besides, who is the strongest guy in the whole kingdom?" he asked before punching a nearby boulder, causing to shatter into a statue of his head.
"You are." Unikitty said.
"And, who put the-" he made several martial arts moves before forming his body into an 'A' shape, "-'A' in action?"
"You did." Unikitty said, her body having been formed into a 'U' shape.
"And, who saves you from many forms of danger, on multiple occasions, on a regular basis?" Hawkodile asked.
Unikitty took off her tail, reached into it, and pulled out business card that read, 'Another good job by the Hawkodile Protection Agency.', "You do."
"And I can handle your little frost worm too, because I'm the best there is. There is nothing too big or too ornery for me to catch." Hawkodile said firmly.
"OK." Unikitty confirmed.
"Say it."
"There isn't anything-"
"Is nothing!" Hawkodile corrected.
"Is nothing too big or too ornery for you to catch." Unikitty said. The both of them then went the rest of the way with Unikitty trying to come up with excuses, and Hawkodile cutting her off every time.
After a few more hours of walking, Hawkodile bent down and swept up some dirt with his hand before sniffing it, "Worm sign." he said, among the dirt he had picked up was a small signpost reading 'worm.' In front of them was a blue rock face with a dark cave, "He's in that cave."
"Hawkodile, are you sure-" Unikitty started to say.
"Of course I am!" Hawkodile interrupted before walking into the cave, "Now, I'm going in, and I'm not coming out until I have myself a big heaping plate of worm roast!" Unikitty hid behind a nearby rock while trembling in fear, "Aha! There you are you slimy freak of nature!" Hawkodile shouted before series of fighting sounds came from inside the cave, "I'm winning princess!" he said while popping out of the cave before going back in.
"Hawkodile?" Unikitty said while more fight noises were made.
"This shouldn't take long!"
"Hawkodile?"
"Almost done!"
"Hawkodile!" Unikitty shouted before he came riding out of the cave on a big blue worm-like creature.
"Yeah! I got him princess!" Hawkodile said before swiftly tying up the creature in a knot.
"Hawkodile?" Unikitty said while he did so.
By the end of it, Hawkodile was standing on top the creature, now tied up, "Just goes to show that you shouldn't underestimate anyone. Look, I even got my wings back!" he said while turning around to show his reattached wings.
"That's not the worm." Unikitty said.
"Come again?" Hawkodile asked.
"That's not the worm, that's it's tongue." Unikitty said, causing Hawkodile to look up and notice that what he thought was a rock face, was actually the worm's whole body. The cave was actually it's mouth, lined with sharp teeth.
"Ohhhhh, this is the tongue. And the whole thing is the... worm... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Hawkodile shouted while running away with Unikitty before the worm bit down on them. It gave a monstrous roar before chasing them down.
"Hawkodile, I tried to warn you! Why didn't you listen!" Unikitty shouted.
"I thought you were overexaggerating! You always do!" Hawkodile shot back.
"Why would overexaggerate about this!?" Unikitty said.
Their chase brought them near Burger Person, who was sitting in the fields reading a cook book. The duo ran past him causing him to look up before shrugging and going back to his reading. The worm then passed by and bit out his entire back in the process, "Not again!" he said.
"Hawkodile, I don't think we can outrun this guy for much longer!" Unikitty said.
"Wait, princess! You still have that paperclip and string?" Hawkodile asked.
"Oh yeah!" Unikitty said while taking out the two items from earlier. She tied the paperclip to the string and put it around her neck, "Look, its a necklace! We can have 'U' for Unikitty-" she said, revealing the paperclip to have taken on a 'U' shape, before she adjusted it into an 'H', "or 'H' for Hawkodile! That way they can identify our bodies!"
"Or, how about 'S' for save our butts!" Hawkodile said while taking the necklace off Unikitty and turning it into a lasso. He hooked it onto a nearby tree branch before grabbing Unikitty and swinging them both on top of the worm, "Now this is quite the ride, we'll be nice and safe up here." he said. At that moment, the worm reached a cliff and went off the side. Unikitty and Hawkodile screamed before running towards the back of the worm, jumping off right before it completely fell. They both cheered as they watched the worm fall, "Alright, we saved the kingdom!" Hawkodile said.
"Yeah! Let's go tell everybody!" Unikitty said before she and Hawkodile started walking back to the kingdom.
Meanwhile, Puppycorn and the rest of the citizens were pushing the kingdom through a ravine, "Push!" Puppycorn shouted with each shove the citizens gave before they stopped at a midpoint, a point where they thought they were safe. They all gave a cheer right before the worm landed right on top of them with a loud crash.
"Ouch..." it said.