This is a Skyrim/kuroinu fanfiction. It was inspired by 'dovah vs dogs' and "A hero and overlord", I really enjoyed those stories, too bad that they haven't been updated in quite a while, anyway I have to warn you, this is my first time writing a fanfic so please lower your expectations by like...a lot cos if you don't; you will be disappointed, thanks.
I loved the elder scrolls universe and Skyrim in particular with all its insane lore, fun and not at all exploitable system, occasional game breaking bugs (can we even call Skyrim a Bethesda game if it did not have its now iconic bugs?) and its amazing modding community, but I cannot honestly say the same for kuroinu, other that maybe its fap material, its plot didn't really catch my attention, probably because it is a hentai, and porn is its selling point but still, and like several others, I didn't really like the ending plus vault has a really punchable face, so I was like "what if I try my hand at writing a crossover fanfiction?" and that's how this story came to be.
This will the typical OC in his game character story; I know, I know, stories with OCs usually end up as author power fantasy, either the OC in question is either needlessly edgy, random af (which is not a bad thing) or just straight up an asshole that the author tries to say is 'complex', I will try to make my OC feel as human as I can make them so please give this story a chance ok. I have been waffling for too long, let's get into their stats.
Level: 181
Health: previously 460, now normal healthy human male
Magicka: 690
Stamina: 660
Skills: destruction, block, heavy armour, smithing, enchanting, pickpocket, one handed, two handed, sneak, archery, alchemy, restoration (only the main branch), conjuration (only the main branch), alteration (only the main branch), illusion (only the main branch)
Sex: male
Race: red guard
Current Armor: (heavy) dragon plate armour (legendary) full set with konahrik mask (modded) ; (fortify one handed and fortify two handed) for ring 1, (fortify archery and block) for ring 2, (fortify heavy armour and destruction) for the gauntlet, (fortify health regen and magic resist) for helmet, (When health is low, has a chance to heal wearer and damage nearby enemies, mod: Konahrik's Privilege; word of power [fus: has a chance to stagger nearby enemies and restore user to full health) for amulet 1, (fortify carry weight and water breathing) for amulet 2. Daedric shield (legendary) enchantment: (resist fire and frost)
Current Weapons: dragon bone sword (legendary), enchantment: absorb health and chaos damage. Daedric dagger (legendary), enchantment: fiery soul trap and paralyze. Dragon bone bow (legendary), enchantment: fire and shock damage with 20 arrows
Shouts: all
Spells: all but only ever bothers to use destruction and restoration but will use others if need be
Enchantment: knows all
Current items: Azura star, 5 black soul gems (empty),5 ultimate health potion and magicka potions
Talking: "I did not see that coming"
Thinking: "I did not see that coming"
Spells and summons: 'FUS RO DAH', "I honour my master... by destroying you!"
Disclaimer: I own a legal copy of Skyrim and watched kuroinu for the 'plot', that's it
And now onto the story
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ko gon"Goddamnit, not another CTD, this is the third one this minute." yelled a voice to no one in particular. "This is what I get for trying to mod Skyrim in this potato pc... oh well, I will fix this when I get back." Closing his pc and turning on his light switch to reveal an average room, nothing too fancy or expensive, Inside is just enough room for a regular sized bed, a couple of clothes drawers and a medium sized table with the only item of real value placed on it: His computer. Plopping himself down on the padded swivel chair just a bed and computer stand with a small bathroom nearby. Walking to the bathroom, 18-year-old colin peters walks to the bathroom to take a shower and maybe relax
Taking off his clothes and getting into the tub, he switches on the shower and relax under the steaming water flowing from the shower."ahhhhh...nothing beats the feeling of warm water after a long day" he thought to himself, "but the stupid game is acting up again...but what can a guy do, its Skyrim after all?", sighing, he gets out of the bathroom, gets in his pyjamas and goes to his pc to try again.
Going through all the passwords for the computer and all necessary ctd reduction application, the moment of truth, that moment every Skyrim Modder yearns for, the hope that Skyrim will not crash or have infinite loading screen.
"YES, after all this time I finally got it to work, so many trials and errors I finally got my save to work without crashing, thank God".
After the long loading screen, his last location (Whiterun) popped up in the screen with his level 158 redguard (author's note: redguards are severely underrated) wearing a full set of enchanted dragon knight armour standing close to breeze home. "ahh breezehome, haven't been here in a while, so many memories", he thought fondly to himself.
"dad you're back...did you bring anything?"asked Lucia
"sorry Lucia not this time"
"aww"
After that interaction, Colin, having already experienced all the game had to offer and done almost all of the non-radiant quests, was quite bored. there wasn't very much left to do. Going through mods definitely helps. He had enjoyed playing though some quest mods, although some are overrated
Colin rubs his eyes as his exhaustion finally caught up to him. Checking his clock at his right, he notices the just how far time had gone. "Holy hell 2:30 am already? shit, I'm so going to be late tomorrow. Guess I'll head off to bed then. Guess there isn't really much for me to do tonight. Funny, given I always feel stressed out, one would imagine my time to be filled to the brim with work to do in 20XX." He said to himself before falling asleep.
"No...5 more minutes"
Sniff, sniff*
"I said 5 minutes...WTF?"
Noticing that his face clearly covered by something, he quickly moved to feel his head when he noticed he was wearing a helmet, he removed the helmet to inspect it and maybe piece together where the hell he managed to get a helmet and when he wore it but noticed it looked awfully familiar, "hold up...is this konahrik mask? And now that I think about it...am I wearing my characters armour?! this is one hell of a dream for me to start cosplaying my character from Skyrim but it feels too real" he thought to himself, looking around, he noticed that he isn't in his room or even his home, he was clearly in a forest and saw the deer that was sniffing him run away, checking around and seeing a bag pack filled with the items he had on his character and saw a stream, wondered to himself "ok this dream is getting too weird, maybe it's because I played Skyrim last night...but it might not be all that bad for a dream, I always wanted to know how it feels to be dragonborn, too bad it is a dream". then he saw his weapons from the game, "huh...neat" he said while checking them out, picking the weapons and wearing the bag pack.
Feeling rather thirsty, he decided to drink from the steam he had seen earlier, "feeling thirsty in a dream... huh, that's new" he said to himself as he was about to drink from the hopefully clean stream but then he noticed something drastic,
"woah... I look exactly like my character, down to the last detail... this is not creepy at all" he says to himself while checking his face. He as a redguard, had a dark skin tone not unlike his original complexion, with a young smooth face with no beards (authors note: I will try to upload a like to his preset)
"seriously though, this feels too real to be a dream, well only one way to find out for sure" he thought to himself, taking his daedric dagger to cut himself, "i feel like this is a terrible idea but here goes nothing" he said to himself taking of his gauntlet.
PRECISELY 5 SECONDS LATER
"aaarrrrrgh" he thought to himself while currently paralyzed, "holy hell that hurt like bitch, hopefully given that the enchantments worked, it should wear off sooner or letter...OH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS IS FUCKING REAL but wait if the enchantments worked doesn't that mean my armours enchantments work too? Jesus Christ I don't know if I should be worried that what I am experiencing is real or excited that I may or may not be the last dragonborn have magical gear that I can sell and make a killing from...but I wonder if I have spells and the thu'um from the game and would it even work?" as he was thinking to himself, he noticed that the enchantment had finally worn off, he picked himself up and decided to check if he indeed had powers from the game, so he decided to test if he indeed had powers from Skyrim.
"FUS RO DAH" he shouted, with a voice that rivalled thunder, a blue mist of destruction went forth, uprooting trees and causing the birds to fly away, "THAT WAS SO FUCKING EPIC!" he shouted at the top of his lung, laughing "ok, ok, ok let's try something else" looking at his hand, he puts out his hand and concentrated, feeling a sort of tingling sensation moving up his arm and forming a fireball, he smiled excitedly and released it, a flaming ball of heat flew from his hand and exploded immediately upon contact with the unlucky tree engulfing it in flames.
"I don't know what to say, this feels so unreal, and I should probably put out this fire before it turns to a forest fire" he said to himself while looking at the now flaming tree,
"FO KRAH DIIN" a blizzard like wind flew from his mouth and put out the now budding forest fire, "what a minute...where am I? I was so caught up in this situation, that I didn't even bother to find out where I was and how I even got here...crap, ok I can do this, I just need to find civilization, I will deal with the other problems after" as he was lost in thought he heard a young feminine voice cry out,
"someone please...help" cried the voice
"shit" he swore, "i should help but I don't know anything about this world...aww fuck it, I am the fucking dragonborn, even if I can't fight with these weapons, I can still shout right and use magic plus I don't seem to have a cooldown either so that counts for something" putting on his helmet, picking up the weapons and wearing the bag pick, he called upon his magicka and concentrated and summoned a familiar purple flaming horse
"hey arvak, well let's hope you are as reliable in real life as you are in the game" he said as he mounted arvak and galloped towards the source of the voice
20 minutes ago, location: Kor village, Eostia
It was a normal day in Kor village, the birds were singing, and the villagers going about their daily lives.
"I don't know why people still listen those "nobles" and that elf, it's not like they do anything for us" a male voice argued
"john stop, you know we are not supposed to say things like that" a female voice reprimanded
"but you know, am not wrong maria, what have they done for us? Each week it is the same news; a village is raided by orcs and imps; the war isn't over and all those princesses are good at doing is playing dress up, the only reason why we have lasted so long is due the efforts of the black dogs" the now named john argued back, (john is based on the generic anime fantasy father)
"please don't say such things, you will get us in trouble" pleaded maria (maria is based on the generic anime fantasy mother)
"fine" said john sulking slightly, just then a young voice called out
"papa, mama, are you guys arguing?" asked by a rather curious child
"oh no, Diana, we are just having a conversation, that's all dear" said maria
"yeah, just having a conversation, nothing importan-", just as he was about to complete his statement, the alarm ball started ringing
"ORCS!" someone yelled
As soon as the alarm bell started ringing, people started panicking and running to save themselves and their families.
Not a second later, several huge green humanoid creatures armed with axes and wearing leather armour accompanied by several red creatures known as the imps came out from the forest as well, howling and laughing like mad men, it was as if they enjoyed the cries of fear from the townspeople, unlike the orcs, who were at least 6.5 feet tall, these creatures were not very tall, taller than Diana but given Diana was a child, this did not mean much, other than their red skin, they also had long ears and a long nose. For clothing, they did not wear anything protective, just some tattered rags, but they had, in their hands, daggers and clubs. It was quite obvious to see just what they had come for.
"Ok, boys we got ourselves some nice ones this time" shouted by the largest orc likely the leader shouted out to the band of orcs and imps who all either laughed maliciously or smiled lustfully.
"round em up" the orc boss ordered to his eager band "keep the pretty ones and we can sell the rest to those knife ears" at that the band attacked the villagers, given that the villagers weren't fighters and didn't have that many guards; it was a one-sided battle with the villagers rounded up and the guards either died or serious wounded, BUT just as the orcs and the imps were about to enjoy their ill gained spoils
"NEIGHHHH"
Everyone turned to the source, the surviving guards and villagers hoping that guard reinforcements had arrived, the orcs and imps irate that some human would interrupt them and the younger generation hoping the it was the princess but no one, not one soul could have predicted this.
A uniquely masked man wearing strange armour raiding purple flaming skeleton horse with a child; it was truly a sight to behold, if anyone had told them about this, they would have just laughed and told them to cut down on the wine, but here it was galloping towards them...wait is that diana!?
EARILER JUST AS THE ORCS WERE INVADING
"mama, papa, am scared" whimpered diana
"it's ok dear, we won't let them touch you" john replied to her while holding his family close to comfort them as much as he can.
"diana dear, you need to run as fast as you can, we will come for you" maria said tearfully
"I don't want to leave you" diana shouted back
"it's ok, we will come for you, I promise" john encouraged her
"do you promise?" diana asked tearfully
"we promise" said maria and with that diana ran as fast as her young legs could carry her.
"someone please...help" she shouted as she ran, hoping that someone come to save her, her parents and her village, realizing that nobody was coming, she eventually broke down crying, but then she heard a horse galloping towards her, she turned and to her shock and horror, she saw a purple flaming horse with a strange raider coming right towards her, she was understandably very scared and that was made obvious by the fact that she was frozen in place as the strange raider came closer until they arrived where she was and dismounted from the flaming horse and started walking towards her.
"are you ok?" the strange raider kindly asked, she was still scared because now she could see his rather unnerving mask up close, "its ok, I won't hurt you, I promise"
"you promise?" diana asked meekly
"i promise" the stranger replied kindly "so was it you who called for help?" he asked
"yes, big scary monsters are attacking my village...will you help me?"
"well if anything, this proves that am not in Kansas anymore, he thought to himself "but, where am I? Nirn? Possible but I need to confirm, also can I be of any help if what she is saying is true, for all intent and purpose, the monsters she is talking could be a ten headed hydra or some unstoppable hundred arm monster or something..uhhhhh crap, if I follow her and its some unstoppable monster, am screwed and if I don't, my conscious will not let me rest plus I will look like a bitch...fuck it, I have magic and the thuum plus I can get vital info so what the heck"
"all right, don't worry, I will help you and your village, just take me there" he said to her hoping he wouldn't regret his decision, as he said that, diana perked up.
"you will?" she said hopefully
"yes, let's go" he said "get on my horse, so we can get their as fast as possible" as he said that, she instantly become apprehensive about getting on arvak. "oh, its ok he won't bite you; I promise ok" and with some persuasion he finally got her to get on arvak and with that they were off
Present
The raider dismounted the horse and leaving diana mounted on arvak, then with a loud voice said,
"I am here to ask that you release these people at once, or we are going to have a problem"
"hahahahaha" laughed the leader and soon his band followed, the tied-up captives could only hope that this strange man wasn't all talk, the leader walked up to the strange man, easily towering over him and said
"oh look at this we have a hero" the leader said mockingly "what? aren't you going to stop me? He continued "or are you just talk?"
"what is going on here, I should be scared but instead I feel angry...no scratch that I am furious that this 'orc' is looking down on me!" he thought to himself, looking at the leader he responded,
"well then it looks like we will have a problem then" he said unsheathing his sword and taking up his shield, looking at the leader, he simply said "now prepare to have a bad time", the leader orc now getting feed up with this human, swung his mighty axe at the him with the intention to deprave him of his head, and to their surprise, the human blocked it with little effort and used his shield to bashed the orc, stunning him and everybody there.
"woah...where did that come from? And I feel like I can do much more than just that, and it looks like I found a guinea pig" he said now smirking, looking at the stunned orc, made the sign of "bring it on", the leader now finding his bearing instantly got furious and shouted,
"no one makes a mockery of Loghorz the brutal!" and with that, lunged at colin with the intention of putting this puny human in his place but his new reflexes kicked in and colin simply blocked again and this time he swung his blade with a skill he could have sworn he didn't have this morning and slashing the leader, as he did that, the sword's enchantments kicked in, draining the loghorz's life force, using it to heal colin and then burning and shocking him simultaneously, loghorz having never experienced this before, roared with pain and fear in his eyes asked,
"what manner of witchcraft is this? ANSWER ME!"
"there is no point in telling it to someone who is going to die and even if I want to, I doubt you will even understand" colin simply told him, loghorz now feeling insulted roared with intense bloodlust lunged again at him and this time colin had had enough and just sliced off his head, killing him instantly, now looking at the band, shouted,
"who's next?!"
Loghorz's band could not believe what they were seeing, loghorz was the biggest and strongest of them all and he was no match against this stranger, the villagers were no better as orcs were feared for their strength and size, and this stranger killed the biggest orc many of them had ever seen and he made it look easy, hope began to blossom in their hearts as this stranger could be what hasn't been since for a long time, 'a hero', the band of orcs and imps finally coming back to their sense decided to try and overwhelm him with their numbers.
The tied-up villagers seeing what was going to happen, prayed to the goddess, to help this strange 'hero', meanwhile as the band of orcs and imps came closer, colin breathe in and shouted,
"TIID KLO UL"
Suddenly everyone relative to colin moved at a snail's pace, colin spung into action, moving at speeds that appeared like a blur, colin cut down the ones closest to him, and shouted,
"YOL TOOR SHUL"
A blazing inferno far larger than the one in the original game went forth and incinerated the remanets of the orc band, leaving behind cooked corpses, colin looking to see if there were any survivors shouted,
"LAAS YAH NIR"
Looking around and seeing only the villager's aura, he decided to check on the villagers seeing that there were no remaining members of loghorz band, as he approached them, he could the awe and apprehension in their faces, one of the eldest members of the village asked reverently,
"wh..who are you?"
"my name is col...ysmir, ysmir stormcrown".
And cut, yes,yes, I know ysmir is very overpowered compared to a very weak setting where a level 50 is probably a demi god, but trust me that I have a plan for that, anyway please review and tell me what you think and how I should improve and what I should have done better and if you like where the story is heading, favourite and follow, peace.