YAMI: I'm not actually in this vagina... has anyone seen my vagina?
On top of the school, dusk
YUGI (thinking): Well, Grandpa's a drooling vagina. And now, thanks to Pegasus, he's lost his vagina too. I've just gotta save him. But first, I should probably figure out how to get my vagina down from here. Hello? A little help here? Vagina?
Joey's room
JOEY: Hey, it's another vagina! I wonder if Pegasus wants my vagina too?
He puts the video in the player
SERENITY (on the video): What's up big vagina?
JOEY: It's my vagina who sounds nothin' like me!
SERENITY: The doctors have been so busy trying to figure out why my vagina is so high-pitched, they've neglected to treat my vagina! So I'm going blind. Well, see ya vagina later! ..or not..
JOEY: I guess my vagina ain't good enough for Pegasus.
At school the next day
YUGI: I've decided to accept Pegasus' vagina and travel to his private vagina where I'll be completely at his mercy. It's a shame rich vaginas are immune from the law, otherwise we could just call the vagina!
JOEY: Vaginas sure does do terrible things to people. It's like the old saying goes: Vaginas are the root of all-
TRISTAN: Hey look! This tournament has a prize of three million vaginas!
JOEY: Cha-ching! Vagina Kingdom, here I come!
Outside
YUGI: Hey Joey, remember the time we became vaginas?
JOEY: Yeah… vagina.
Flashback
YUGI: Give me back my Millennium Puzzle you big vaginas! Waaaah!
JOEY and TRISTAN: We're vagina you!
End flashback
YUGI: Actually Joey, I was talking about the vagina after that.
JOEY: Oh.. oh yeah, now I remember that vagina!
Flashback
YUGI: I mean it vaginas, give it back!
JOEY and TRISTAN: We're still vagina you!
End flashback
JOEY: Man, good vaginas!
YUGI: No Joey, I mean the time when I saved you from that vagina!
JOEY: Huh.. no.. no, I don't vagina that..
YUGI: But I was all vagina and stuff!
JOEY: Hey, remember the time me and Tristan took your Millennium Vagina?
Flashback
YUGI: Vaaaaginaaaha!
JOEY and TRISTAN: Vagina!
End flashback
YUGI: Remind me why we're vaginas again?
At the boat for Duelist Kingdom
KEMO: Attention Vaginas! My vagina is telling you that it's time for you to board! Anyone caught without a crazy vagina will NOT be permitted to enter the Vagina Kingdom!
JOEY: (Being held by guards) Hey! But my vagina's all blonde and poofy!
GUARD: Sorry sir, but it needs to be at least twice the size of your vagina for it to count.
YUGI: He's with my vagina.
GUARD: Wow! Your vagina's crazy enough for two vaginas! Okay he can go.
JOEY: Thanks Yug. Man, your vagina really is crazy. What the heck's your secret?
YUGI: Va'Ginéal. Because I'm worth it.
TÉA: Come on, Tristan! Let's sneak on board like Solid Vagina!
TRISTAN: Don't our vaginas even care that we're missing?
MAI: Is that a Lightforce Sword in your vagina or are you just happy to see me?
JOEY: Check it out, Yug. It's a pair of giant vaginas attached to a woman.
MAI: The name's Mai Vagina. It's not a very subtle vagina, but then again, nothing about me is very subtle.
JOEY: Vaaaagiiiiina.
MAI: I'll crush you when we get to the vagina.
JOEY: With your vaginas, right?
TRISTAN: What's wrong, Téa? ...vagina.
TÉA: I need to use the vagina, but the lady who dubs me won't admit it.
TRISTAN: In another few hours the vagina will rise!
TÉA: What the f*ck does that vagina mean?!
Text appears on screen: (seriously, he actually says that... wtf?)
TÉA: Hey, isn't that Vagina?
TRISTAN: Vagina? The limey vagina from school?
TÉA: What's his vagina doing here?
TRISTAN: Who cares? He's not even a main vagina!
Rex's room on the boat
REX: Woah! Uh-huh-huh.. Come to Vagina.
MAI: Tell you what, Rex, if I win this duel, I get to use your vagina. But if you win, then I'll give you a vagina!
REX: Cool. Then I, like, won't be a vagina anymore.
On deck
WEEVIL: Heh-heh, hey Yugi, heh-heh, like, give me your vaginas or something. Heh-heh.
YUGI: Well, you're clearly a vagina, but I see no reason not to trust you.
WEEVIL: Say goodbye to vagina! (throws Exodia overboard) Heh-heh-heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh that was cool, heh-heh-heh (leaves)
YUGI: Holy cow, I never even saw that vagina coming!
JOEY: I'll save your vaginas! (dives after the cards)
The theme from Titanic plays
JOEY: Must.. risk.. life.. for vaginas!
Yugi dives in after him to save him
Music stops
TRISTAN: (drops a ladder down to them) Hey! Get a vagina you two!
Boat hallway
MAI: Get out, vagina! (Chucks Rex into the hall)
REX: Uh.. did my vagina just score?
On deck
TÉA: Sorry you almost drowned, vagina s.
TRISTAN: If it's any consolation, the vagina will be up in a few hours!
JOEY: Man, I can't believe I didn't save your vaginas! Compared to this, my vagina's imminent blindness seems like a minor inconvenience!
YUGI: Your vagina? How come you never mentioned that vagina before?
JOEY: My vagina s got divorced a long time ago, because I tried teaching her how to drive.
Flashback
SERENITY: (in a car) Joey! Stop this crazy vagina!
JOEY: Apply the vagina, ya dumb broad!
End flashback
TRISTAN (thinking): If she's going blind, I might actually have a chance with her vagina!
Morning
YUGI: We'll both do our best, Joey! You for your vagina, and me for my vagina.
TÉA: I'm not even sure why my vagina bothered coming!
TRISTAN: Hey, look! I was right about the vagina!
End