Anai cooks Yakisoba
Author's note: FUCK THE SHUT UP. TYPING ON PHONE.
It was yet another cookout event at the workplace Anai worked at. Kabae the hippo was nearby and saw how irritated the badger looked having to witness food get sabotaged and tortured mercilessly by his unskilled coworkers.
She decided to persuade him into cooking with a song like she did last time and shouted, "SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO?"
Anai snapped his head in her direction then glared at the stove as he walked over to it. He slapped away the coworker that was struggling to cook and then glared daggers causing the slapped coworker to run. He returned his deathly gaze back to the stove onto the butchered food. It was on fire.
"SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO?" Continued the hippo as the music escalated.
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. SHIT ON THE STOVE ON TOP OF THIS FUCKING CATASTROPHE BECAUSE THIS FUCKING DISASTER IS SO DISGUSTING THAT MY OWN SHIT FUCKING TASTES LIKE A GOD DAMN ICE CREAM PARTY COMPARED TO THIS DISEASED HORSE VOMIT, FUCK YOU!" The music screeched to a halt and everybody turned to stare at the infuriated badger.
Anai immediately kicked over the stove and began screaming his head off. "YOU ALL ARE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING DISGRACE TO COOKING AND SHOULD DIE!" He grabbed two spatulas and began to swat them at his coworkers, children, janitors. "PERISH NOW SO THAT YOUR SICKLED CORPSES SHALL NURISH THE GROUND INSTEAD OF WASTE ALL THIS OXYGEN WITH YOUR BREATHS!"
Two hours later, the cops were called but they got distracted by donuts and went to stop there completely forgetting to put a stop to the rampaging badger.
Anai arrived at a Target and began throwing darts onto the Target sign. "FUCK YOU INTO ALL THE LEVELS OF HELL YOU BELONG IN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" He shouted.
Suddenly the Target rose up from the ground exposing two mechanical legs. Soon another building was looming nearby in the distance. It was Walmart!
Two mechanical fists popped out of Target's sides and Walmart did the same. The two mechanical buildings began to duke it out punching each other despite people still being inside the buildings.
Anai flew up into the air and projectile vomited a rainbow into the bullseye of the Target building. "THAT IS FOR NOT SELLING POKEMON CARDS ANYMORE!"
Target fell over and weakly said "We… still… do… it's just limited… to two… per person… now." It let out a death rattle.
The badger flew over to its side completely regretting sending out such a fatal attack. Tears welled up in his eyes and he sobbed into the building's shoulder. "What have I done?" He muttered.
Walmart placed a mechanical hand onto his shoulder to provide comfort.
A proper funeral was held for Target and no longer do the waves of imperishable skunks scour the hidden seas of buckets. No longer was there strive within the wells of Scott Foresman. At last, freedom was won. Peace among the village was obtained and all was merry.
The creatures gathered around a fire and began to sing songs of joy celebrating life and all the gifts it has to offer. Anai was given a raise of one penny earned every four hours.
At night it is said that you can hear the echoes of the fallen building whispering "LONG JOHN LONG JOHN."
THE END.