Hey Y'all! I'm back! And with the first chapter in my new story!

*squeals in excitement* I'm so happy! Hope y'all like it! :D As always, if you have any ideas, I would LOVE to use them! Its fun thinking up hilarious stories to write, but there are some great possibilities out there I could never come up with on my own!

Anyways, without further ado- Chapter one! Which is dedicated to my very best friend, STARWARZMYLIFE, for no other reason than that she is the greatest person ever, and always encourages me :)

On to the reading!

Chapter one, Yes Snips:

Ahsoka was sprawled on the floor of her Master's room, wrapped in a brightly-patterned blanket, and reading, (In her opinion,) an extremely boring datapad on the different inner workings of a starfighter.

She could feel her different limbs getting numb, and even as she tried to convince herself that she was having so much fun- She wasn't. Ahsoka sighed loudly, setting the pad down, and turning to her Master, who was doing reports at his desk, similarly engrossed in a datapad.

"Hey, Master?"

Anakin didn't even look at her, just tapped at the screen of his pad.

"Yes Snips?"

She sighed, rolling her eyes

"Master?" She tried again.

He nodded absently, still tapping on his pad. "Yes Snips?"

Ahsoka let out a little huff, sitting up, and crossing her legs.

"Master- Are you even listening to me!?"

This time he did look up, but he only met her gaze for a couple seconds, before he looked back down at his pad.

"Yes Snips-"

She growled in annoyance, snatching his pad out of his hands. He startled, reaching for it.

"Ahsoka- Give that back!"

She held it out of his reach, one hand on her hip.

"Nuh Uh, Master! I'm bored, and I wanna do something with you!"

He made one last desperate lunge, and snatched his pad back from Ahsoka. Giving her his best "Master face."

"Do you even know what you want to do?"

Ahsoka looked stumped for a second, then she grinned triumphantly.

"Yes, actually. Master, I have a dare for you!"

He reluctantly set his pad down again, turning to fully face her.

"A dare?"

She nodded.

"You wouldn't listen to me- You were just saying, "Yes Snips." So now- I dare you to only say, "Yes Snips" to me!"

He gawked at her, then laughed. "You can't be serious! Plus, I was listening to you!"

Ahsoka raised a brow, and Anakin had the decency to look sheepish.

"Okay, I wasn't listening. But you can't expect me to say yes to EVERYTHING you say! That's just ridiculous!"

She lifted her brows further, crossing her arms for good measure. "You just know you can't do it."

Anakin's attitude changed in the blink of an eye, from incredulous, to defensive.

"I could do it Ahsoka, I just don't want to!"

Ahsoka decided to switch tactics. "Master, I never get to do anyyything I want! Would it really be so bad for us to do something fun for a change? Something I want to do?"

"Yes."

Ahsoka glared, and Anakin sighed.

"Fine."

Ahsoka grinned, pleased that she had won. "You mean, "YES Snips!"

Anakin glared. "Yes Snips."

Ahsoka grinned at him again, she was going to have so much fun with this!

XXX

It was only a few hours later as Obi-Wan Kenobi was taking a walk down the corridors of the Resolute on his way to Anakin's quarters, and talking strategy for the upcoming mission with the ever present Commander Cody, when he heard a particularly interesting sound. He turned, giving Cody a questioning look.

"What was that?"

Cody shrugged, craning to see where the sound had come from.

"It appears to be coming from the mess hall, Sir."

Obi-Wan sighed. "May I hazard a guess that my former Padawan and his Padawan are somehow involved?"

"You may, General."

Obi-Wan sighed again. "Well, come on then."

Whatever Obi-Wan had been expecting, this definitely was not it. Anakin was balanced precariously on top of ARC trooper Fives, who was standing on a table. Anakin was currently standing on one foot, and using all available appendages to balance various items the surrounding troopers had most likely found in a nearby closet. Anakin's Padawan, Ahsoka, was gleefully asking Anakin if he, "wanted some more things to hold?" In response, Anakin glared at her.

"Yes, SNIPS!"

Ahsoka almost collapsed with giggles, but managed an, "If you say so, Master!" And proceeded to put a toaster on his head.

"What is going on here?"
The guilty party turned around so fast at Obi-Wan's entrance, that Anakin's human-and-cutlery stack wobbled precariously, and Fives had to take a few quick steps in order to not fall over.

"Master!" Anakin said, looking absolutely relieved. "PLEASE convince Ahsoka to stop this madness!"

Obi-Wan looked around again. "This mess is Ahsoka's fault?" He turned to the Togruta, who in turn grinned up at Anakin.

"Oh no, Master Kenobi! It was all Anakin's fault, wasn't it?"

Anakin ground his teeth, turning red, and wobbling atop Fives' shoulders.

"YES SNIPS."

His tone promised murder, but Ahsoka wasnt done yet.

"He's really sorry, Master Kenobi. He promises to pick everything up! And, as extra compensation, he will even do half of your paperwork. WON'T you, Master?"

"YES SNIPS!"

At this point, Ahsoka couldn't hold it together any longer, and fell on the floor, holding herself, and laughing so hard she started crying. Even Captain Rex couldn't wipe a small smirk off of his face. That is, until Obi-Wan turned to him.

"Capitan, what exactly is going on here?"

Rex straightened into a salute. "Commander Tano dared the General to always say yes to her."

Obi-Wan turned back to Anakin, who was now swaying dangerously atop his Clone perch.

"Is that so, Anakin?"
Anakin nodded, which was a mistake, because the toaster fell off of his head, landing on Fives foot, which promptly caused the trooper to unleash a string of curses, and then fall over, which caused Anakin to fall on top of him, and all of the equipment to fall atop Anakin.

Obi-Wan just shook his head, As Ahsoka finally stopped laughing, and helped Rex pull her Master out of the wreckage.

"Well, Anakin. I expect you to keep your promise and clean everything up!"
When Ahsoka gave Anakin a smirk, Obi-Wan turned his glare to her.

"You too, young Padawn. This was your idea after all."

He swept out of the room, not even bothering to see if Anakin had done as he was told.

"Really, what am I supposed to do with these two?"

XXX

After Obi-Wan had exited, and Rex had left to get Fives to the medical bay for an unfortunate concussion, Ahsoka turned to Anakin, eyes sparkling mischievously.

"I'm going to go get some hot chocolate. You can clean everything up… That is okay with you, isn't it?"

Anakin took a deep breath in, ready to throttle his Padawan.

"Yes Snips."

And before he could do anything more than blink, Ahsoka was running off, leaving him with a rather large mess to clean up, and a new sense of wariness.

Never accept a dare from Ahsoka again!

It's starting and I'm so happy!

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-Kara