101 Dalmatians is owned by Disney. The Swan Princess is owned by Sony. I Miss You is owned by Warner Bros. I OWN NONE OF IT!

This is the story of a beautiful princess named Odette. When she was 18, she was engaged to a lousy prince named Derek. But one night, she was taken away by a great animal. Nobody has seen her since. But this is the story of how I met her & fell in love with her.

(The Thunderbolt Adventure Hour starts)

Thunderbolt!

Hounding hoodlums with a howl.

Bad no-good-niks hear his growl.

Thunderbolt!

Desperadoes cringe in fear;

Mighty Thunderbolt is here.

Righting wrongs & doing right.

Barking boldly in the night,

The one of a kind wonderdog!

It all started with my pet, John, & his caretaker, Jeff, getting some exciting news. "Guess what, John." he said. "I just rented a special place near a big kingdom in Europe where we can film our next episode of The Thunderbolt Adventure Hour."

This was awesome. We have never been to another country. My TV producer wanted to film some of our newest episodes around the world.

We arrived in the kingdom. We were on our way in a carriage. But something was in the way. It seemed like there was a man in the road who was also blocking another carriage. But suddenly, the man turned into like a giant bat or something. It wrecked the other carriage & took a girl from it. It then wrecked our carriage & I got knocked out.