mendax was at the bar drinking milk that he had spent 5 shillings on. he stared out the window and wondered "i rly wish i had 5 shillings right now"
mendax was depressed and remembered the days when the bar was funner because a rich man would have a tap dancing show but he hasnt been here in 6 years
but then the door swung open and the king of england john kingsley walked in
"gettlemen allow me to entertain u" said john kingsley for HE was the legendary tap dancer!
john kingsley got in the middle of de room and tap danced
it was a very decent performance
everyone clapped and thanked john kingsley for ending there depression and gave him money
"thank you everyone i shall return" said john kingsley
but then a man said "OBJECTION" and a truly skilled set of dance taps filled the room and there was another john kingsley
"coward that u are you intend to steal my title as the legendary tap dancer" said john kingsley
and then john kingsley pulled off the john kingsly who danced in the bars mask off and he was ARSENE LUPIN!
"FUCK" arsene lupin ran away
"sorry about that fokes" said john kingsley and he began tap dancing for real
it was an epic performance one that could never be stolen by impersenaters like arsene lupin!