AN: I am an ass, and my friend suggested it. This is critical moments in the characters lives
Lily (halloween): As Voldemort strode into the room, he said to the elder Potter, " Give me the child, and you may live.", Lily says "Fuck this motherhood shit!"
"You can have the damned kid!"
James (halloween): Voldemort stated " You can still join me James, we always have need of a pureblood" James replies " You know, Lily was a bitch, and the tattoos are badass" "Where the fuck do I sign up"
Harry (upon entering Dumbledore's office): A gargoyle lies in front of a door, when Harry walks in front of it, the gargoyle asks "Password?" Harry replies "Bitch, I'm the one who knocks" then blasts the gargoyle into pieces
Dumbledore (upon fighting Quirrellmort in the philosopher's stone): Voldemort had subdued Potter, and was monologuing about his victory when Dumbledore appeared and shouted out "Bitch! Fuck you!" and then proceeded to dispel the phantasm.
Hermione upon meeting Neville "What the fuck? I don't give a damn"
Snape in Harry's first potion class "Listen up whores! You are here to learn, and make friends for some goddamn reason. In my class, you will do only one!
If you can't guess which, leave. You aren't worth my time bitches." Ronald Weasley frowns, then leaves
McGonagall in the Final battle "The fuck, what do I do!" She then proceeded to rig a pipe bomb onto a wheel chair, and apply a self-ringing bell.
Should I do more?
pls review