Author's Note: Before you start reading this story of mine, please know that this is a crackfic or a fanfiction that's intended to be funny. There is no plot to this story at all, it was just me being silly. Thank you so much for reading my note. And, may this story be an enjoyable reading experience for you all. 3 3 3
In all of Temari's thirteen years of existence on this planet, she has never once imagined herself to be in the current position in which she is in right now. For goodness sake, the girl was only thirteen years old so why would she need to know which pharmacy in Konoha carried the brand of pregnancy tests that Temari's neighbor, Momoko Kita preferred. Momoko Kita was Temari's next-door neighbor, the woman being a full-time housewife and stay-at-home mother to her ten children, a number of children that Temari couldn't even fathom for a person to have and if the pregnancy test proved to be positive, the fifty-year-old woman would be expecting her eleventh child and Temari secretly hoped and prayed that this child would be the last child that the Kita couple because although she adored Momoko Kita and her husband, Katsu Sano, ten children were a lot for two parents to handle on their own and having another one would be even more troublesome than it already is.
"That will be $10.99," told the cashier, causing Temari to snap out of her thoughts as she stared at the cash register where the amount of money she needed to pay was displayed.
"Excuse me, but did you say $10.99," Temari asked the cashier, going through the floral-printed coin purse Momoko gave to her as a thirteenth birthday present.
"Yes, Miss, I said $10.99," the cashier repeated, annoyance clearly being expressed upon the elderly man's face.
"But, I was told that this box set of pregnancy tests would be 9.99," Temari said to the man, pulling out a ten-dollar bill and a few coins, "I only bought ten dollars with me and the tax needed for this."
The woman who was three spots behind Temari shouted, "Well, maybe you wouldn't be in this position if you didn't go fooling around with boys like that. Would it have hurt you to keep your legs closed shut?" The woman then proceeded to give a glare to Temari, "I recognize that uniform anywhere, you're a student of Senju Academy for Girls. I went to that school when I was your age but unlike you, I wasn't about to go messing around with boyfriends anytime soon. I honestly really can't believe they let a naughty girl like you into that fine academy, you're giving the Senju family a bad name."
Taking a deep breath, Temari forced a smile but before she could say something back at the judgemental woman, a smack was heard from behind her.
"Here, this is my credit card. It's on me, I'll pay for her," said another voice. Temari looked to find a person, a boy around her age with dark spiky hair like that of a pineapple and brown eyes that looked like they could see right through her.
"What are you her boyfriend or something," the woman from earlier demanded.
Gazing at Temari, particularly on Temari's pink plump glossy lips that shined due to her wearing a special lipgloss, the boy smirked, "No, Ma'am, I'm not her boyfriend. I don't even know this girl, I'm just helping out a fellow student in need."
After that exchange, Temari couldn't help but stare at the boy's beautiful brown eyes. During the entire time that Temari followed him outside to the nearby cafe, the blonde girl was quiet as she didn't know what to say to the boy.
"Thank you, Mister, but, you really didn't have to do that for me," Temari told him, bowing her head in respect as her parents taught her to do.
Shikamaru grabbed her hand, "Hey, Miss, wait a minute." He let her hand go, "I'm so sorry about grabbing your hand without your permission but you really don't need to thank me for anything. I just couldn't stand there and watch that ugly woman be mean to you just because you might possibly become a young schoolgirl mother."
Temari bit her lip, "About that…-"
"You don't need to explain to me anything," Shikamaru interrupted, "Whatever the situation might be, I hope you know that I wish you nothing but the best in life."
Temari blinked, "You do?"
Shikamaru nodded, "Yes, I do. I don't know how old you are but I'm thirteen years old. Even though I'm a male and I don't have a womb, if I were you, I'd hate it if someone like that ugly woman said awful things about you. That's why I did what I did."
Temari pressed her lips together before forming a smile, "That's so funny to hear, I'm thirteen as well. You know, Mister, although you're no knight in shining armor, you were a real hero right there. If it's not too weird for you, can I have your phone number? I'd like to pay you back."
Just as Shikamaru opened his mouth to speak, a voice spoke from Shikamaru's phone, "Yo, Shikamaru, aren't you in the car yet? Oh, I see you're at the cafe and who's that person next to you? Please don't tell me you're trying to pick up some unexpecting girl from the cafe. If you are to pick up any girl, it should be one of those Senju girls, that school is known for their good-looking students-"
"Shut up," Shikamaru shouted into the phone before ending the phone call.
"Nice friends, you've got there, Mister Shikamaru," Temari teased.
Shikamaru rolled his eyes, "They're idiots sometimes...no, they're idiots all the time."
"Then you must be the genius of the friend group."
Shikamaru smirked at Temari, "You could say that."
"Shikamaru, are you coming or not? Should we just ditch you with your brand new girlfriend or are you going to get in the car," yelled a familiar-sounding voice.
The person on the other line from Shikamaru's phone call was finally revealed to be a handsome-looking boy around Shikamaru and Temari's age with long brown hair with pearly eyes.
"I guess I have to get going now, Miss…-"
"Temari," Temari added, "My name's Temari."
Shikamaru smiled, "A beautiful name for a beautiful girl, don't tell your boyfriend I said that though." And with that, Shikamaru left with the long-haired brunette boy with the pretty pearly eyes, the two of them waving Temari goodbye before they went into the limousine. Temari waved back until the black limousine car was out of her sight.
Temari sighed, "But, I don't even have a boyfriend in the first place. Once I arrive home, I'm going to give Momoko a piece of my mind for making me go through that horrifically embarrassing ordeal."
"Hey, Shikamaru, why didn't you tell me you knew a Senju girl?" Naruto asked the lazy genius.
"What do you mean?" Shikamaru replied.
Naruto laughed, "You know who I'm talking about, the blonde girl in the pigtails. Neji told me that she was the reason why you didn't bring us the snacks that we asked for."
"Oh, her...um, I don't exactly know her. We just met at the pharmacy."
"Did you ask her for her number?"
"No."
"Why not?" Sasuke asked, "It's not like she's got a boyfriend and you caught her buying a pregnancy test." After Sasuke said those words, all eyes were on him. "What? I didn't mean all of that, I was just thinking how ironic it is that you met some girl at a pharmacy. It reminds me of this really tacky and stupid Suna teen movie Obito's girlfriend, Rin made me watch where this girl and this boy meet at a pharmacy. The girl needs to buy a pregnancy test for her elder sister but she's short on cash and then, the boy who was waiting in line decides to pay for her. Shortly after that, the boy and the girl run into each other at school as the girl just transferred to the school where the boy attends. I wasted two hours on the movie and I was mostly annoyed by the fact that the boy thought the girl was pregnant until she had to tell the entire school that she's a virgin mouth and that the pregnant person was her elder sister."
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow, "That's an oddly specific plot."
Sasuke nodded, "Last night, I found my mother watching that movie with Itachi and she forced me to watch with them so I had to deal with that movie again for a second time."
"It's a good thing that none of the movie's plot applies to Shikamaru, right?" Naruto asked Shikamaru.
A small blush formed on Shikamaru's cheeks and it didn't go unnoticed by the rest of the boys. "Yeah, sure, whatever you say, Naruto," Shikamaru says.
The end.
Author's Note: Here's a fun fact, I was actually planning on having Temari and Shikamaru meet again when they're much older like when they're twenty-five or something and they meet at Naruto and Hinata's engagement party but I don't know if I should do that. Anyways, Temari is still a virgin mouth and Shikamaru believed that all these years Temari became a mother and the child she bought with her to the party is Temari's son but no, Temari bought the neighbor's son with her because she was allowed to have a plus one party member with her and she chose to bring the neighbor's eleventh and last child with her because she loves the kid and the kid calls her "Temama" making everything think that this is Temari's child that came out from her womb.
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