'Now THIS is epic!" shouted Hanzshub Hattlestar – the jeddi knight warrior in training .

This was he's big day to prove heself to he master and prove heself to me a top of the tier list fighter pilot and gamer! Hanzshub came from the_ galaxy of Schmeckle-Deckle, home of the schmecklians, a nubile race of aliens who are stroNg in the force powers and can move quickly using wavedash and uber

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Hanzshub was the best of the best of the best and he naow was ready to prove to he masetrr that he was token puoople of honor and idicipline . .. ."HARRRRGH!"

The mamster of Hanzshub was Glorbiun Dalatrax – the bigest and strungest jedi knoght who ever lived EVER! He was even, more, powerful, than Look Skywalker from Episode 4, Ep 5, and Episode 6, of Star war the original series (plus a special appearance in the mandelorian for you SUpER fans out there ;) )

Oh n0!" shoutied Hanzshub as he pilot

"Glorbian Dalatrax was the first cousin of Shoob-Snoob-a-Gloob – the high priestesss of the kingdom of Harksenescele. She _was a fair and Kind rular but knew no nonsense about her policies and she beleebed in the power of friendship and that's' why I secretly fall in love with her and drew fanart of her on my devientart page. If you want to view mine art then click on the lunk below and give it a look ;)

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im turning 48 yearx tomorrow and my mome says that I play-listen to star wars all-day long-but how ham I suppesed to take heR seriously? I beleeib that I HAVE the power of the force_ in my HANDS. Once I even saw myself move an spoon when I dropped it from eating my colonel chick'n nooguts.

It moved THIS FAR |...~...-...|.

Now I learn to harness my magic force for good and not evil. Fbecause evil is the way to the Dark side THE SITH! I am a big etime hero and I will save the world from the upper class beuarocrassy and BOG HOGS and goblins. :D

My dad died when I was 3 from an ogredose of paprika powders and mine therapist says that I have what is knowed as "stunted develepmont". I have strange unexplaindd dent in the back skull part of my head-case that, hurts sometime when I breathe too hard like I am right now :(

Still I beleibe in piece, and justice, and the Wire Monster that lives in my moms basementspace. The wire monster is stringy like shriveled husk of goat and stands tall with pieces of soured meat skewered through its interlacing ribcages. It cries in whirring shrieks of sparks and it shambles beneath staircases to get behind drywall to stick its needles out at you. If your arm brushes a needle it goes puffy and pulsing and large and strange black bugs burrow out from your earholes. OUCH!

Whenever I figiht crime I walways make sure to bring my lightsaver and swong swing at the baddy guys :D . i remember in star war season 1: Phantom Menase that there was a prart where Anikun ahas to leave his mother to go with the jedi obi-wan ken. And I was really sad cause I love my y mom and want to live here forefer . I weight 97 pound.

My adult acne is greasy and largE. Sometime it does not pop and instead it burns and boils and I squeal like an oinky-pig. Sometime when I do my mom get scared but then I just sremember what MACE Windu always said "the jedi counsel would have to take control of the senate in order to secure a peaceful transition".

I, loeve star, war SO MUCH that I would traede my legs for it - Then I could ride around in Yoda's big floating chair and swing my mlightsaber at Dark Vader until he his defeated and I can save the quadrant of the universe as was prophesied for MILENIUM ;) and then I marry Padme

Now bathroom is my new lease on life and I have to go because bad scents are creeping between my teeths that makes me lightheaded lol XD. Live long and prospers.

DEDICATED TO BEARD GUY

~This is all your fault. I hate you so much and you're fired.