A/N: A little fun between Fukushu and Indentured…
Slow day would be an understatement to what's going on in the Office of Special Projects today. They've all miraculously finished backed up paperwork and are focused on others things. Kensi's looking up showtimes for the new Venom movie the weekend, hoping she can coax her husband into going even though the Marvel character isn't his favorite. Callen is doing what he does most days and scanning through all of the files of the "Subject" children like himself. Sam is working on his 4th origami creature for the day which looks to be a blue dragonfly. Deeks…well Deeks has lost all interest in doing anything productive other than scrolling through TikTok.
If you're sitting down right now, I don't care who it is, kiss the person next to you.
With a grin on his face the blonde Investigator turns towards his desk mate, Kensi and Callen immediately following his actions.
Having heard the words and feeling everyone's eyes on him, the former SEAL's attention stays on the folded piece of paper in his hands. "Don't even think about it, beach boy."
"Aw, come on, I give good kisses. Kens can vouch for me."
"Yeah, well if you don't stop, Kensi's gonna become a widow."
"What, I'm sure I kiss better than Castor." Deeks smiles without realize what he just said.
Sam's body stiffens before sitting down the dragonfly, his attention now fully on the semi-shaggy blonde. "Why would you say that?"
"Why would I say what?" He looks across at his wife, cringing when he realizes he just let something slip he shouldn't have.
"G."
The accusatory tone in his partner's voice lets the team leader know that this isn't gonna end well. "I plead the 5th."
"Okay, you wanna tell secrets?" There's a gleam in his chocolate orbs as they lock with Callen's.
"Sam." There's a pleading tone in the team leader's voice that in all their years of knowing him neither Kensi nor Deeks have heard before.
"You guys remember how Callen was in Napa last week?"
"Yeah." Kensi answers, mentally high-fiving her husband for his insistent need to talk and leading them to this moment right now.
"Well, he wasn't really with Anna."
Deeks shares a shit eating grin with his partner before turning to Callen. "Oh?"
"Now, there's no need to do this." The panic in his voice is amplified as he tries to fight off the unfamiliar heat from rising to his cheeks.
Sam sends his best friend a smile, knowing that this bomb he's about to drop is going to give the husband and wife duo so much ammo. "He was at a furry convention in Vegas."
As if they weren't in sync enough already, the blonde and brunette's jaws drop in unison. Yeah, this day just got a whole lot less boring.