Dear Sholmes,
I even placed several portraits of extreme Catholic princes I want to marry in the wishing fountain, including John Coruglicess. That should have gotten me in a double fairytale but nothing happened.
A lot of sinister witches are skittering about in the kingdom, to be honest. The great Susato age play queen being one example.
I've never seen Trucy say a kind word to anyone except occasional cats. But you know she's faking it.
I think the cat was just too lazy to get to know her or thought nuzzling her would get him food.
Anyways, enough about the great whore Trucy. I've mostly settled my beefs with the idiots of town court except her. She will always poison my life. Can't change that. Some people will always poison your life and you just have to learn to turn it on them.
Your friend,
Juily