This here is Mona Pizza,
makers of the world's best eats-a.
Fresh sauce and cheese galore
Brought straight home to your front door.
This here is Mona Pizza,
makers of all tasty treats-a.
Our pies have the crispy-crunchy crust
Leaves the others in the dust.
Grab a hot slice and take a big bite.
It's so good that you'll start a fight for more.
Mona Pizza!
INSTRUMENTAL
We represent Pizza Dinosaur.
We've got the most stores in the world.
Our crust is tough and our sauce is thin.
So we're everywhere, you gotta give in.
Mona Pizza's got nothing on us.
We've got six thousand stores plus.
Pizza Dinosaur!
Wahahahahahahaha!