A middle aged man stood at the edge of the Dock of Shame. His smile as fake as his hair gel.
"We've been to the movies, we've been around the world." Chris said " But this season were back where it all began.. Camp Wawanakwa!"
"While we've been away things have changed."
An intern who handed Chris a smoothie was dragged underwater by a giant tentacle.
"And by changed I mean for the better." Chris said "However the rules of the game remain the same. Twenty-seven unsuspecting teens will be spending their summer here. They will be divided up into teams and compete in challenges. Losers have to send someone home via elimination ceremony. The cycle repeats until there is only one player left standing. That person will win ONE MILLION DOLLARS."
" The ratings for World Tour weren't that great so this season will be using an entirely new cast!" Chris said "They should've been here by now.."
A giant blimp breezed through the sky as it contained the cast for this season. Chef was in the pilot's room driving. A noisy passenger entered the room looking for something.
" Hey Chef when are we gonna get to meet Chris?" A brown haired boy asked " This blimp ride has been taking forever."
"Calm down pretty boy were almost there." Chef said " Go wait in the back with the others.
The brown haired boy scoffed as he went back into the waiting area. As he walked back to his seat he accidentally stepped on someone's shoes. He was quickly slammed against the wall by a blond pudgy girl.
"You scoffed my pageant shoes! I hope you got ten trillion bucks because that's how much these cost!"
" I-I'm sorry I wasn't looking where I was going."
"I don't care." The blond pudgy girl said "Fork over the money or I'll toss you out the window and you'll be squished flat in two minutes."
A redheaded girl with glasses walked over to explain why Sugar was wrong.
"Actually in the first fourteen seconds he would fall 18,000 feet. Then he would reach terminal velocity and drop 176,000 feet per second." The Glasses Girl said " So if were flying at the recommended 32,000 feet-"
The camera panned over to a giant ginger farmboy watching the whole debacle.
"Wow that girl has some real brains huh?" He asked the guy next to him
"Brains? Whose brains? No one is getting my brains!"
The farmboy shot him a look and decided to scoot away from him. He bumped into someone very familiar.
"Scott?!" The farmboy said "What are you doing here?"
" Rodney? Keep it quiet." The ginger tanktop guy said as he pulled on the other boy's ear
"Ow! What was that for?"
" I don't know why you signed up for the same show I did but I don't need you screwing up my plans." The ginger tanktop guy said "Don't mention to anyone that we're cousins or I'll make your life a living hell. Understood?"
Rodney nodded as Scott let go of him. The camera panned over to a tiny African Canadian boy staring out the window.
"Wow real birds." The tiny boy said " Being outside for the first time is fascinating."
Suddenly a petite blonde girl next to him decided to speak.
" It's a shame that your mother's overbearing parenting style has made you so naive and weak."
" Umm.. Are you talking to me?" The tiny boy asked
" No I'm just making general observations."
The tiny boy was weirded out but decided to keep on looking out the window. The petite blonde girl touched a big African Canadian boy's shoulders.
"Your aura is a purplish green." The petite blonde girl said "But it suits you though."
The big African Canadian boy shot her a thumbs up as he continued to tinker with some parts. The camera panned over to a redheaded girl with pigtails handing out gum.
"Anyone want some gum?"
The short boy with a purple bowlcut who was sitting next to her scoffed.
" Your offer of simple confectionary will not save you from the pure evil of me!" The purple bowlcut guy said "But yes thank you."
He took the piece of gum and immediately spat it out.
" Cinnamon! There is no need for you to be that spicy!"
"Sorry! I have some other gum if you don't like that flavor." The pigtailed girl said as she reached into her pocket
" The only thing I have a taste for is EVIL."
...
" I have mint flavored gum."
"I guess that will do." Purple Bowlcut guy said as he took the mint gum
He enjoyed that particular flavor as the pigtailed girl turned to her left and offered gum to a blonde girl with a cheerleader outfit.
"Want some gum?"
" I don't take things from girls uglier than me." The cheerleader said " I might catch something."
" O-Oh no I don't have any diseases or anything. Promise!"
" Yeah right you have a real bad case of Loser-itis so stop talking to me."
The pig-tailed girl looked ready to cry as she put the gum away.
" Amy that was really rude." A girl who looked nearly identical to her said
"If honesty is being rude then whatever." Amy said "Sis you need to learn how to lighten up."
Amy began to chew some gum, she then flicked it at a chubby boy's afro as she laughed.
"Amy! What is wrong with you?"
The nearly identical twin got up to try and pull the gum from the boy's hair. He noticed her touching his hair and turned around.
"U-Um.. C-Could you please stop?" The chubby boy asked
"No I wasn't trying to-"
In an attempt to make her go away he started making alarm noises. She got the message and sat back down next to her sister.
" Great now he hates me."
" Who cares what that loser thinks?" Amy said "He's just some toy for us to mess with."
The chubby boy heard the cheerleader call him a loser and frowned. A girl wearing a princess costume walked up to him.
" It's okay. Those who bully usually have issues of their own." The princess said "Don't let her words bother you."
"U-Um thanks I'll try." The chubby boy said
Feeling kinda awkward he began to beatbox. The princess smiled and seemed to be enjoying it.
"May I add some singing to your beatboxing?"
"S-Sure.."
The princess began to sing as the chubby boy continued to beatbox. An Indian-Canadian guy seemed to be getting annoyed at all the noise.
"Would you two shut up already?!"
The two quickly stopped as the Indian guy smiled. A guy wearing a wizard robe approached him.
"You up for a quick game of Monsters and Mazes?" The wizard robe guy said as he brought out a board game
" I don't play that crap and why are you dressed as a wizard?"
" This? It's my wizard robe." The wizard robe guy said " It's the only clothing that can contain my mystic powers."
...
"What?"
"You heard me mortal. I shall not repeat myself... well not unless the dice say otherwise." The wizard robe guy said as he rolled some dice
The Indian Guy looked uncomfortable with the wizard's antics as the camera panned over to a spiky haired guy who was whistling. The girl next to him seemed to be off in some sort of tangent.
"Yah my great great grandfather invented blimps before him people had to ride on birds." The chatty girl said
The spiky haired guy ignored her as she continued to talk. Both started coughing as a mysterious substance filled the air.
"Ah yeah three more coats oughta do it." The jersey girl said
" Stop spraying that crud you're gonna make me choke." Girl in sweatpants said
" This crud is top of the line product. I paid good money to use this stuff so no way bozo." The jersey girl said as she continued to spray
"Actually if you want top of the line product you should use Milton Hairspray." A blonde girl in pink said " Milton Hairspray gives your hair the volume it needs to stand out. Buy now and well even throw in a Milton hairbrush."
"Blondie who are you talking to?"
" The audience duh. Daddy said I had to advertise a bunch of his stuff if I wanted to be on this show."
The jersey girl snatched the Milton hairspray " I'll try it out once my can goes dry."
The blonde girl in pink handed her a hairbrush " Thanks! Here's your complementary Milton hairbrush."
The girl in sweatpants seemed bored with the conversation and looked over to see a Cree Girl and an African Canadian guy doing push ups on the floor. A guy with a buzzcut watched over them.
"Good form you two." The buzzcut guy said "Keep those knees straight."
Lightning momentarily stopped doing his pushups to glare at the buzzcut guy " Just shut up and let Lightning concentrate."
" What's this? Some sort of push-up competition?" The girl in sweatpants asked
" Indeed it is." The buzzcut guy said "Lightning bet Sky he could do more pushups than her so they're trying to see who can do the most before we arrive."
" My money's on this Sky chick. She's focused and not yapping her mouth like the idiot."
" Hey! Who you calling an idiot?!" Lightning asked as he continued to do push ups
" Look around genius there's only one idiot in front of me."
Lightning glared at the girl in sweatpants as the camera panned over to a giant Australian woman watching a curly haired guy play video games. She wanted to start a conversation but wasn't sure how.
" So.. um.. video games?" The Australian woman said " Never really saw too many of those back home."
The curly haired guy looked up from his video game " You've never played video games before? That's just sad."
The Australian woman snorted "Mate I don't think you're in any position to be calling anyone sad."
"Touché."
Chef then walked out of the pilot's room to address the contestants.
"Attention fresh meat! The competition starts right now. To your right you will find three crates of parachutes." Chef said " Each one contains a different color which will help determine your teams."
The red haired girl with her hair tied in a bun rose her hand as she began to speak.
"But why would we need parachutes? This aircraft seems to be functioning well."
" I'm glad you asked.." Chef said with a sinister smile
He pressed a button and the blimp's engine exploded and it started to go down. Everyone panicked as they rushed towards the three crates. They all grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the parachutes screaming for their lives.
Chef was actually on the dock the whole time with Chris.
"Thanks for making me a hologram man."
"You're welcome." Chris said "I told you I wouldn't forget."
Just then the contestants opened their parachutes and safely landed into the water.
"Welcome new contestants! I hope you enjoyed the swim but it's time for the game to begin." Chris said "Dry off and meet me at the campfire pit."
The contestants swam to shore, dried off and headed over to the campfire pit. As they arrived they saw Chris smiling.
The cree girl marched up to Chris and yelled at him "We could've died back there!"
"Hey you all know what you were getting into signing up for this show." Chris said " Anyways welcome to Camp Wawanakwa! Your home for the next 8-12 weeks. I assume everyone here has watched the show so I won't bother explaining. So we'll skip right ahead to choosing teams."
" Ooh I want my team to be called the Lightning Squad!" Lightning said as he pumped his fists into the air
"Great suggestion Lightning but team names have already been chosen by moi." Chris said "If I call your name then come up here."
" B!"
"Dakota!"
"Dawn!"
"Jasmine!"
"Max!"
"Mike!"
"Scarlett!"
"Staci!"
"and Topher!"
All of the contestants who were called stepped up to the front.
"You shall be known as the Toxic Spiders!" Chris said as he tossed a blue banner at Topher
Topher caught the blue banner "Loving the team name Chris."
"Thank you Topher." Chris said " If I call your name then you will be on Team #2."
"Anne Maria!"
"Amy!"
"Brick!"
"Cameron!"
"Jo!"
"Lightning!"
"Rodney!"
"Sammy!"
"and Scott!"
All the contestants who were called stood a few feet away from the Toxic Spiders.
" I officially dub thee as the Mutant Maggots." Chris said as he tossed a red banner at Cameron
The weight of the banner knocked Cameron over.
"What's with all the references to toxic waste?"
" That shall be answered in due time. Now everyone else who wasn't called you'll be on the last team."
" Beardo!"
"Dave!"
"Ella!"
"Leonard!"
"Sam!"
"Shawn!"
"Sky!"
"Sugar!"
"and Zoey!"
"You guys will now be known as the Radioactive Roaches." Chris said "Now with the teams decided, I'll explain your first challenge. While we were gone we rented out the island to a little toxic waste company. All of the radiation has changed the wildlife here-"
"Hold up. Couldn't we all die from inhaling too much toxic fumes?" Dave asked
" All the areas on the island except for the mines have been deemed safe." Chris said "Heh that's gonna make the mine challenge I have planned a lot more fun."
"What?" Dave said in concern
"Anyways the mutants went kinda wild and destroyed almost everything. Cabins? Gone. Mess Hall? Gone." Chris said "The only thing we managed to salvage is the outhouse confessional. Where you can go in to relay your thoughts on the competition. Since we don't have any shelter prepared for you guys we thought it'd be fitting that your first challenge be to build one! Now if you will all follow me."
Chris got up and walked away as the three teams followed him.
Chris arrived at a giant junk pile. Up near the edge of a small cliff was Chef Hatchet holding a tennis ball blaster.
"This junk pile should have all the parts you need to build your shelter. Though it won't be easy because it's being guarded by Chef, armed with a powerful tennis ball blaster!" Chris said "A glancing blow will sting."
Chef fired a shot at Beardo but the tennis ball ended up in his afro.
"Chef you were supposed to hit his face!" Chris whined
Chef fired a shot at Chris which ended up hitting his face.
Chris rubbed his cheek in pain "It's so hard to find good help these days.. Anyways I'll give you all two hours to collect your supplies and build. Then it'll be judged by me and Chef to see who which team wins and which one is sending someone home."
...
"What are you waiting for? Go!"
Chef started rapidly firing tennis balls. Everyone screamed in a panic.
" Spiders follow me!" Jasmine said
The Toxic Spiders ran off into the forest.
"Let's move it Maggots!" Jo said
The Mutant Maggots ran off in the opposite direction. The Radioactive Roaches did their own thing and ran off in different directions.
The Toxic Spiders popped up from a bush they were hiding in.
"The way I see it we should have our athletic people run for the supplies." Jasmine said "While the brainiacs stay back to work on the shelter. Now who wants to go out there?"
No one was too eager to be potentially hit with tennis balls.
"Come on now you can't all stay back here."
" I'll go! It's always good to get some cameratime." Topher said as he stood up
" Cameratime? Count me in!" Dakota said as she stood up
"Yah my twice removed uncle invented cameras." Staci said "Before him they had to film movies with mirrors."
" Alright make sure to bring back something good?" Jasmine said before she jumped away "Hi-ya!"
CONFESSIONAL: TOPHER
Topher sat down in the confessional and smiled.
" I'm the first person to use the confessional, yes!" He said as he pumped his fists into the air
"Anyways Jasmine said to bring something good so I'll bring my face!"
END CONFESSIONAL
Jasmine grabbed some wood but squinted her eyes a bit due to a flash. She looked over and saw Dakota modeling for some paparazzi. Topher also saw this and decided to butt in.
"Get ready for the Topher Experience!" Topher said as he posed
"Back off this is my paparazzi!" Dakota said as she shoved Topher
The two got into a shoving match as Jasmine sighed.
"You gotta be kidding me. Both of ya better get yer heads in the game or I'll give you a good wallop."
"Was that English?" Dakota asked
Topher shrugged as Jasmine groaned. A tree fell down and nearly crushed the paparazzi as they all ran away.
"Timber!" Chris said as he held a chainsaw
"Um, Rude!" Dakota said
" The audience wants to see you compete and suffer!" Chris said " Not posing for a photo op! Chef we got two teenagers in need of pain."
Several tennis balls were fired at Dakota and Topher as they screamed in pain.
CONFESSIONAL: DAKOTA
Dakota seemed to be crying in the confessional before she suddenly stopped.
" Hmm did that sound real? Let me try again."
She began to cry some crocodile tears again.
END CONFESSIONAL
The Mutant Maggots had climbed up a tree to avoid Chef's fire. Jo and Rodney began to speak.
"Alright guys-" Rodney said before he was interrupted
"Listen up maggots." Jo said abruptly
The two looked at each other.
"Thumb wrestling match stat." Jo said as she flexed her thumb
The two got into a thumb wrestling match as Jo absolutely obliterated Rodney's thumb. He cried out in pain.
CONFESSIONAL: JO
"What the hell was that? Rodney barely tried... Could he be some sort of gentleman?"
Jo smirked
"Chivalry sounds like a weakness I can exploit."
END CONFESSIONAL
" We'll send the weaklings in first to draw in Chef's fire then the real players will go get the supplies."
"No one's expendable." Brick said
"Do you wanna play nice or do you wanna win?!"
Jo picked up Cameron who was sitting next to her on a branch and threw him down to the ground as he was pelted with tennis balls.
" Ginger Farmboys, Buzzcut and Brightning you're with me!" Jo said as she jumped down from her branch.
Rodney, Scott, Lightning and Brick jumped down as well. Chef stopped firing at Cameron and started firing at the others. Lightning picked up a tennis racket and tried to deflect some of the balls.
"Sha-bam! Sha-boobie! Sha-slam-a-long-a-ding-dong!" Lightning said as he hit the tennis balls
"Dude can you shut up?" Scott asked as he picked up some wood
Lightning glared at Scott as Chef fired a tennis ball at his crotch.
"Sha-auggh..." Lightning said as he fell over
Rodney picked up a wheelbarrow to scoop up Scott and Lightning as he ran back to the hiding spot. Jo found a whistle in the junk pile and smiled.
"This'll come in handy."
To test it out she blew the whistle. Brick immediately stood up straight and saluted.
"Private Brick MacArthur reporting for duty!"
Chef hit him in the back of the head with a tennis ball as he fell over.
"Nice going Sergeant Brickhouse."
Sky had managed to gather all of the members of the Radioactive Roaches together as they sat in a circle.
" Great the other teams are already collecting stuff while we spent ten minutes running around screaming." Sky said
"It's not over yet." Zoey said "Everyone is still collecting supplies so it's anybody's game."
" You're totally right Zoey!" Sky said enthusiastically "Alright everyone make one pass each and grab something good."
The Radioactive Roaches ran off into the junk pile. Shawn did some flips and jumps, impressively avoiding all of Chef's tennis balls. Only to grab a can of soup as he ran back.
"He did all of those flips just to grab a can of soup?!" Dave said
CONFESSIONAL: SHAWN
" In my mind I'm always running from zombies and if you're not. You're crazy!"
Shawn showed the soup he grabbed to the confessional camera.
"Not only is soup a good snack on the go. The can makes for a pretty good weapon against zombies."
Shawn checked the labeled and groaned
"Aw crap it's Broccoli Cream. That's the worst flavor!"
END CONFESSIONAL
Chef started firing tennis balls at Dave who tried to dodge them but easily got knocked over. Leonard stood in front of him with a metal pipe.
"Fly you fool!" Leonard said
"You don't have to tell me twice.." Dave said as he crawled away
Leonard slammed his metal pipe into the ground.
"Ghoulish Hell Hound Servant!" Leonard chanted "You shall not pass-"
Leonard was repeatedly hit in the face with tennis balls. Sugar ran over to pick up Leonard and carry him to safety.
"I got ya wizard!"
Sugar turned around to see Ella carrying a bucket of glitter.
"Good news I found a very pretty bucket of glitter!" Ella said happily
"Marvelous!"
"No not marvelous!" Dave said "Glitter? Is she out of her mind?"
"She must be." Sugar said as she ran towards Ella "Because all glitter should be mine!"
Sugar swiped the bucket of glitter and smirked as a tennis ball hit her hand causing her to drop it.
"Crud." Sugar said as she looked at the glitter on the ground
The Toxic Spiders had collected all the materials they needed. B was in charge of building their shelter, he suggested building a treehouse which everyone agreed to. As the building team got to work Jasmine had noticed something.
"Where in the bloody hell is Max?"
Everyone looked around and he wasn't there.
"I can go retrieve him." Scarlett said as she stood up
"Alright but make it quick."
Scarlett ran off in search of Max. She heard some high pitched screaming and ran to where the noise was coming from. She saw Max running out of a cave being chased by bats. Max stopped screaming when he bumped into Scarlett.
" Aah- Ahem. Greetings Scarlett." Max said trying to regain his composure "I take it you are doing well."
"Not really we need you for the challenge."
" I have better things to do. Like finding an EVIL lair." Max said putting the emphasis on evil
"Hmm.. How about this." Scarlett said "You come back with me and I promise to help find you an evil lair tomorrow."
Max thought it over and smiled.
"Deal! Y'know you'd make a pretty good sidekick."
" A what now?" Scarlett said as she raised her eyebrows at him
"A sidekick you fool!" Max said "Whatever I'll explain it to you later."
Max ran off back to the building spot.
CONFESSIONAL: SCARLETT
" In a game like this it's always good to have some allies."
" However I am immediately regretting choosing to conversate with Max. I will put up with his foolishness until he is no longer useful."
END CONFESSIONAL
Scarlett and Max returned to the building spot. As the Toxic Spiders were making good progress on the treehouse. Suddenly they heard construction noises.
"Sounds like the other team is building something really important." Mike said
"All the more reason to work harder." Jasmine said
The camera cut to the Radioactive Roaches with their supplies. Beardo and Sam were sitting on a rock. The former making noises as the latter was playing video games.
" Shut up!" Dave said " How about instead of being useless you two come over here and contribute!"
Beardo immediately stopped making noises and walked over to where his teammates were standing. Sam however was too immersed in his video game.
"Did he even hear what I said?"
" I guess not." Shawn said as he shrugged " If he doesn't wanna help that's on him. Now what do we do with this stuff?"
"We shall build a wizard's tower!" Leonard said
"Ooh yes I second that!" Ella said
"Wizard says." Sugar said "Sugar does!"
Beardo made a ding noise.
"Four votes for a wizard's tower!" Sugar said
"No were not gonna build that-" Dave said before he was interrupted
"Dave building something is better than building nothing." Sky said "What do we do first Leonard?"
"We link arms and chant."
Everyone held hands and followed along with Leonard's ramblings except for the irritated Dave and distracted Sam.
CONFESSIONAL: DAVE
"This has to be some sort of dream right? Maybe I hit my head and I'm in some sort of fantasy world with princesses and wizards."
"Because there's no fucking way this is real right?!"
END CONFESSIONAL
The Mutant Maggots had decided to build a bunch of tents using blankets and sticks they found from the junk pile.
"Faster maggots!" Jo said "We don't want those other two teams beating us!"
Amy and Anne Maria were conversating in small talk as Sammy was stuck doing their share of the hard labor. Jo noticed this and walked over to the trio.
"Hey you two get to work." Jo said "These tents aren't gonna build themselves."
Amy and Anne Maria ignored Jo and continued to talk. She blew her whistle as the two covered their ears in pain.
" Ow!" Anne Maria said "What the hell was that for?"
"To get you two dodo birds to pay attention." Jo said "Now help Sammy with the tents or I'll blow it again."
Amy and Anne Maria sighed as they went over to help Sammy. Jo smiled as she kissed her whistle.
" Man I'm already loving this thing." Jo said
She turned around to see Rodney staring at her.
"You got a problem with me farmboy?"
" P-Pretty girl.. K-Kiss me please."
"Excuse me?!"
Scott saw what was happening and ran over to elbow Rodney in the ribs.
"Oh.. um.. I think Rodney is just kinda exhausted due to the heat." Scott said "I'll take him to go get some water."
Scott guided Rodney behind a tree and slapped him.
"Ow!"
"You're doing that thing you always do." Scott said "Becoming enamored with a woman even though they don't know you exist. Cut that crap out and keep your head in the game. Understand?"
"B-But Jo and me are in love..."
"YOU JUST MET HER ABOUT AN HOUR AGO." Scott yelled to get his point across
" Love is quick like a cheetah as it runs across the safari." Rodney said
"What?" Scott said "Sometimes I have a hard time believing you're related to me. Look if I catch you flirting with Jo again then I'll keep on slapping ya until your cheeks are permanently red."
Rodney gulped as Scott walked away to continue building.
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
" I have a whole strategy to win this game. Last thing I need is Cousin Rodney screwing everything up."
" The guy's a doofus but he's a vote I can count on so I need him to stay here as long as possible."
" Which is gonna be hard due to his... girl problem."
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: RODNEY
Rodney rubbed his cheek where Scott had slapped him.
"Me and Jo have a forbidden love... just like Romeo and Juliet."
" Wait a minute..."
Rodney pulled a book and skimmed through the pages.
"Romeo and Juliet died... Uh oh."
END CONFESSIONAL
Chris arrived on his newly built jetpack to inspect the Radioactive Roaches shelter. But there was nothing to behold.
"You guys didn't even build anything." Chris said "Do you wanna lose?"
" Rome wasn't built in a day." Leonard said " The wizard tower will appear in four to six days."
"And we listened to this lunatic because?" Dave asked his teammates
"I thought it'd be better to try something but this is just... dumb." Sky said
" Yeah you better hope the other two teams did something cruddier than this or you'll be sending someone home!" Chris said as he flew away.
All of the Roaches except for Sam, Sugar, Ella and Beardo glared at Leonard who whistled innocently.
Chris flew over to the Mutant Maggots who had just finished building their tents.
" Nice tents." Chris said " Though I wonder if they are rabbit moose-proof."
"Rabbit moose-proof?" Scott asked
Just as he asked that a herd of hybrid rabbit moose came running in. The Mutant Maggots screamed as they ducked for cover. The rabbit moose had completely destroyed the tents.
"Our tents!" Jo said "Great now where are we supposed to sleep?"
"I'll let you figure that out as I check on the Toxic Spiders."
Chris flew away on his jetpack over to the Toxic Spiders treehouse.
" Building it above ground? Very smart." Chris said
" Eh I gotta give credit to this bloke." Jasmine said as she nudged B's shoulder "He really knows how to handle some tools."
B smiled and tipped his hat. Just then the same herd of rabbit moose came running by as the Toxic Spider's treehouse was completely unaffected. The team sighed a breath of relief.
" I think that about does it for the judging part of this challenge." Chris said "Everyone meet me by the campfire!"
All three teams sat by the campfire as Chris stood before them.
" I'd like to say it was a tie but let's keep things real." Chris said " The Toxic Spiders win today's challenge!"
The Toxic Spiders broke out into a cheer as Staci tried to high five Max.
"EVIL does not high five."
" And without a doubt today's losers are The Radioactive Roaches." Chris said "You guys didn't even build anything. Meet me back here in an hour so you can vote off one of your teammates."
The Radioactive Roaches groaned as the Mutant Maggots were at least relieved they weren't heading to elimination.
"The winners of each challenge will get to enjoy a delicious take out meal from a sponsoring restaurant." Chris said " This week you'll be eating food from the Petting Zoo barbeque! Where it's a guarantee that someone else touched your food."
The Toxic Spiders ran off with their takeout food. As the other two teams left dejectedly.
The Radioactive Roaches had managed to find a cave to stay in. There they were discussing who to vote off.
" I wish it was a quadruple elimination so we could get rid of all this dead weight on our team." Dave remarked bitterly
"Dave no one is dead weight." Sky said "Everyone provides a different skillset to the table."
"Oh really what does Beardo provide besides making weird noises? What does Leonard provide besides being a complete weirdo!" Dave said "Oh and please tell me what Sam provided to the table besides sitting on his ass all day!"
"Dude could you quiet down?" Sam said "I'm trying to focus here."
Sam continued to play his video game as Dave screamed.
"I am going to take a walk..." Dave said calmly as he walked away
CONFESSIONAL: LEONARD
Leonard was seen chuckling in the confessional.
"Pfft I don't think actually think I'm a wizard. After I signed up for this show, one of my roleplaying friends dared me to stay in character for as long as possible."
" So I'm stuck pretending to be Leonard the Great Wizard. Though I am afraid some of my teammates don't like my performance."
"I need an alliance and fast."
END CONFESSIONAL
Sky ran off to check on Dave as Shawn went off to do his own thing. Leonard smirked as he brought the rest of the team together.
"Greetings fellow weary travelers." Leonard said " I Leonard the Great come here to propose a mutual pact between bards, princesses and technomancers. We may not be much individually but together we can rule this game!"
"An alliance with the wizard?" Sugar said "Man it must be my birthday! Who do you think we should vote off!"
"Well... to be quite frank. My powers are weakening because someone here doesn't believe in me." Leonard said "He must be banished so I can return to full strength."
"Hmm.. You talking about that twiggy boy whose always complaining?" Sugar asked
"Yes he is the non-believer!" Leonard said " If we banish him from this island then I can use my magic to help my team."
"You got it Mr. Wizard!"
Beardo shot Leonard a thumbs up as Sam continued to play his video game.
CONFESSIONAL: ZOEY
Zoey nervously sat in the confessional as she played with her thumbs.
" I came on Total Drama to make friends and I feel bad for saying this but... Leonard is super weird."
"Sure Dave complains a lot but at least I can understand him... Oh no... Did that sound too mean?"
END CONFESSIONAL
Chris had informed the Radioactive Roaches that it was time for the elimination ceremony. They headed over to the campfire pit and sat down. Sugar, Ella, Beardo, Leonard and Sam occupied the back row. As Dave, Shawn, Sky, and Zoey sat in the front. Chris stood in front of all of them with a tray of marshmallows. Chef stood next to him wearing a hazmat suit as he held onto a black box.
" This is where we decide who stays and who goes." Chris said "You'll be voting in the confessional by placing an x over the photo of the camper you want to send home. Is that clear?"
Everyone nodded.
"Good. Go up one at a time to vote." Chris said "Then I'll announce whose going home."
CONFESSIONAL: DAVE
" I wish I could vote for five people but I guess I'll have to make due."
Dave crossed out someone's photo.
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: ELLA
"This was always my least favorite part of the show. Voting someone off is just so mean!"
Ella sighed as she crossed out someone's photo.
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: SAM
Sam sat in the confessional, playing his Game-guy.
"I hope I don't get cut first. That would be lame."
"But if I stick around to get cut sixth or seventh. How cool would that be?"
Sam chuckled as his focus reverted back to his Game-guy.
END CONFESSIONAL
"The votes are in. If I call your name that means you are safe." Chris said "Beardo, Leonard, Shawn, Sky, Sugar and Zoey you live to see another day."
Chris threw marshmallows at them.
Chris picked up a marshmallow and threw it at Ella " With only one vote against her, Ella is safe. Which means our bottom two is Dave and Sam."
While Dave was shocked he was in the final 2, he was even more shocked that Leonard wasn't in the bottom two.
Dave got angrily and pointed at Leonard "How is he not in the bottom two?! Y'know what if this team wants to burn down in flames go ahead."
" Now see everyone gets a marshmallow even the losers." Chris said "But this marshmallow is not one you wanna eat."
Chef opened the black box revealing a toxic marshmallow. The Radioactive Roaches gasped.
" S-So if I lose do I have to eat that?" Dave asked
" No! Didn't you just listen to what I said?" Chris said "Anyways the person going home is."
Dave began to nervously sweat as he pulled out a bottle of hand sanitizer and began to rub his hands. Sam however could not care less and was more focused on his video game.
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"... Sam!"
Chef threw the toxic marshmallow at Sam. It landed on his Game-guy and it exploded. Dave smirked in satisfaction.
"Game over.." Dave said as he looked at Sam
"Guess I used up all my lives." Sam said as he stood up "Sorry I wasn't much use to you guys. So... I guess I take the Dock of Shame?
"Nope." Chris said "This year we have a new elimination device, you'll love it."
Near the Dock of Shame, Sam sat in a giant catapult with all of his belongings. His team walked over to see him off.
"Any last words Sam?" Chris asked
" Not much.. I guess if you wanna make it far then you actually gotta put in effort." Sam said as he chuckled
" Cody would like to have a word with ya." Chris said as he pressed a button "See ya."
With the push of button the catapult was flung and Sam was sent flying into the night sky.
" One camper down and twenty six to go." Chris said "Who will be the next one on the Catapult of Shame? Stay tuned to find out on TOTAL. DRAMA. RELOADED. ISLAND!"
Hey CretinCrawlies here. This is my first TD fanfic. I've been reading some fics and I know this isn't the most original concept. But I hope I do enough that it stands out from the rest. It's basically just a season 4 with Pahkitew characters. I plan on doing a trilogy with this. This being the first fic, the second fic to give the characters more time to develop and grow. Then the third and final fic being like some sort of All Stars thing. Also keeping in mind I changed some of the character's appearances. I plan on drawing it soon so you guys get a good idea on what they look like. Also some personalities may be slightly different like Leonard, Mike and Sammy. As for our first boot Sam, while I do like the pairing of Dakota x Sam. I wanted to do something different with Dakota in this fic so with that plotline out of the way. There wasn't much left for our gamer guy.
Votes
Beardo: Dave
Dave: Sam
Ella: Ella
Leonard: Dave
Sam: Forgot to vote
Shawn-Sam
Sky- Sam
Sugar- Dave
Zoey- Sam
Elimination Order:
27th- Sam