Writers note: Hello. That is all. I am tried and goodnight.
Analie sat upside down spinning around in the spiny chair in the common room. Her class had been canceled and she had nothing else to do. That was not including the 2 tests she had to study for and the project that was due tomorrow.
"Dwah!" She yelled as the chair came to a sudden stop. She looked up to see her Master. She turned her head so he was semi right side up. "Hi Master."
"Analie why aren't you in class." Her Master said with a dangerous tone.
"Got canceled." She said. Analie was known for giving short ended answers. She flick her hand using the Force she launched herself right so she was spinning again.
Her Master, as always had prefect timing. He grabbed the back of the chair and stopped it.
"How many times have I told you to stop sitting upside down in chairs?" He asked.
"As many times as you told me to stop spinning in them." She responded will a smirk.
"Get out of the chair. Now."
"Finnnnnnnnnnnnnnne." She pushed her legs back they landed with a quiet thud. "Ugh." She said falling to the floor with one hand to catch herself and the other went to her face as the blood was draining from her head.
She looked up as her vision cleared. She tilted her head at the datapad in her Master's hand. Completely forgetting about the spiny chair. She pointed at the pad. "What's that for?" She asked.
"A on world assignment-"
"Can I come?"
Master Obi-wan stood the with an unimpressed look on his face. "No." He said.
"Why." She was quick to answer.
"Because I…"
His voice was drowned out. Analie had become more focused on the speeders out side. Then she noticed the blinking light on her Master's datapad pad. Then her thoughts went to her tests and her project. Then back to the speeders. Then to a modeling kit of one of the newest speeder. Then back to the blinking light. Then-
"Analie!" Her Master yelled to get her attention.
Analie looked back at him. "Yeah?"
"What did I just say?" He asked.
"That I couldn't go with you on your on world assignment."
"After that."
Carp! She thought, she had no idea what he had said. "Uhh-"
"Did you pick up your ADHD and ADD medicine like I ask?"
"Well no, not exactly."
"What did you do instead?"
"Well I went to the Halls of Healing and I was at the pharmacist place thingy. Oh and there was this one dude that looked like he jumped into a rainbow. And another person who had third degree burns. And-"
"Analie!"
"Oh right yeah. Uhhhhhhh. Oh um they are out of my medicine for 5 days."
"Oh my gosh." Her Master said her a hand on his face.
"It's gonna be a fun week!" She yelled.
"I'll be back in 4 hours!" He called walking out.
"Through sickness and health Jedi!" She yelled as her Master left the apartment.
She sighed and lay back. She had 3 hours to kill and nothing to do. Just then her younger twin brother walked in.
"What's Master mad about?" He said putting down his backpack next to his sister's.
"They are out my ADHD and ADD medicine for 5 days."
"Ha! Your class get canceled too?" He ask flopping down next to his sister.
"Yep."
"Ugh lunch is in 2 hours and my stomach is literally going to eat itself!" He threw up his arms. "And guess what! There is nothing good for today! I have already check!"
Both of their comlinks beeped. They both checked it.
There was one new message (except for Analie who had about 10): Analie is in charge in till I get back. I want the Jedi Temple in one peace. - OBI-WAN KENOBI
Analie typed back a response: Hey you know me!
Obi-wan's message came a moment later: Don't set the temple on fire.
They sent the next message at the same time: We won't.
Analie's had a bit more: We won't set the temple on fire. We will set Master Windu's robes on fire! Anakin laughed at that.
Obi-wan's was almost pleading: Please be good.
Again the last two messages were set at the same time: Yes Master.
"That doesn't help with the lunch predicament!" Anakin flopped back down onto the floor.
Analie had a smirk that was full of mischief. "Then why don't we make are own?"
Anakin return the smirk. "Let's do this."
They were looking at the food they had. For 3 who always eat in the mess hall they sure had a lot of food. And lot of expired food as well.
Anakin looked at his sister. "Do you know how to cook?"
"Nope." She said.
"Then how in the universe are we supposed to make food?!"
Analie stood there for a moment thinking. "You just said it."
Anakin looked at her. "Said what?"
"The answer."
"To what?"
"Our problem." She crossed her arms.
"About neither of us knowing how to cook?"
"Exactly! We MAKE food."
"Yeah one problem. We don't KNOW how to make food."
"Who says we need to know. Who says we can't throw random things together and call it food!"
"Are you challenging me Ana?" He said with a evil smile.
"Only if you are challenging me?" She returned the smile.
"The rules are simple." Analie said pacing in front of her brother. "1 hour to make anything. No books allowed. You have to at least have to have something dry and something wet. It has to be edible, and expired foods ARE allowed. And we both have to eat it. Anything else?"
"I can I eat other stuff while cooking?"
"Yes. Anything else we missed?"
"No setting the Temple on fire."
"Ohhh right yeah. Forgot about that. Anyway… GO!"
Both raced in wanting to win this food battle. Analie randomly grab sugar and expired milk While Anakin got crackers and orange Gatorade. Both spent the next 10 minutes running around the small kitchen making "food".
Analie shoved her masterpiece into the oven just before Anakin did.
"Hey! I was gonna do that!" Anakin protested.
"Oh yeah what'c gonna do about it?"
Anakin looked at Analie, then at the oven. The jumped.
Analie grabbed the empty Gatorade bottle and hit Anakin in the head with it. Anakin turned quickly to grab the bottle and swung it at his sister, only to have to meet a wooden spoon.
"What good will a plastic bottle do against my wooden spoon!" Analie cried.
Anakin gave her a slight Force push. Sending her flying back onto the floor and knocking the spoon from her hands. In the process of her fall she knock the sugar and flower onto then floor covering her tan robes with white. She grabbed a hand full of the flower and sugar mix and threw it at Anakin. Anakin with lighting reflexes grabbed a half filled cup of water and threw it on her.
She jumped up. "I'm wet!" Analie wasn't a fan of water, or being wet for that matter. She kick the flower and sugar at him.
Anakin pounced, he pushed his sister on the floor. Analie threw open a cabinet and grabbed the first thing her hand laid on. A frying pan.
"Okay I surrender." Anakin said quickly.
"Why you too sacred."
"No if I get hurt first off you are gonna get in trouble for not taking care of me. And that fact I'm going to be in the Halls of Healing."
Analie looked around, they had made a huge mess. Food was everywhere and they were covered in it. "I think we're gonna be in trouble anyway."
"We can clean it up."
"Meh." She pushed her brother off of her and got up. She took one step snd slipped on what she hoped was water.
Anakin moved back so his sister wouldn't fall on top of him. She turned around only to be meet with a face full of whip cream.
"Meh." She shrugged. "I like whip cream." She started to wipe the the whip cream off her face and licking it.
Anakin tried to spray some into his hand, only to be left with nothing. The look of pure betrayal came across his face. Analie was about to lick the whip cream off her hand just before Anakin took her hand and lick it.
"Hey!" She jerk back her hand. "You licked me!"
"We're twins. We have the same germs!"
"No we don't!"
"Yes we do!"
"How?!"
Anakin opened his mouth to answer. But couldn't think of anything. "It makes sense."
"Well can't argue with common sense. I still say that that is still weird."
"You calling me weird?"
"Yes, yes I am."
Anakin pounced yet again. The fighting and the cooking went on for hours. Hours flew by like seconds. Neither of the realized how much time was going by.
Anakin sat with his head in his arms looking at his sister. Who was kneeling on the counter looking threw the last of the stuff. Anakin's eyes were starting to fall. He glanced at the time.
8 o'clock! He sat up. Shock shot through him faster then he could put his shields up.
Analie sensed the shock. She glanced at her brother. "Whats up?"
"We missed two of our classes."
"Umm okay. What is it 3?"
"8."
"8!" She turned around jumped down from the counter and walk over to see the time sure enough it was 8. She didn't have time to process anything. "Somethings wrong."
Obi-wan walked through the Temple exhausted. It took way to long to settle that debate. Now it was time to go home and-
"Obi-wan!" Someone came running up to him.
"Hey Bant." He said.
"Is there something up with Analie?"
"Not that I know of why?"
"She wasn't at class."
"Where was she?" He asked as the were nearing the apartment.
"I don't know. I couldn't find any of you."
"Great." He mumbled. Just then the Force was telling him to get to his Padawans now. He broke out into a run.
He punch in the code to their apartment and ran in, Bant close behind him. The smoke alarm was going off in the kitchen. Before she could ask he ran into the kitchen.
It was a mess. There was dishes and food everywhere. There was smoke coming out of the microwave. And his two Padawans were trying to get it under control.
"Get the fire extinguishers!" Analie yelled.
"It's the big red tube right?" Anakin yelled back.
"No!" Analie's voice filled with sarcasm. "It's the tiny neon yellow box. WHAT DO YOU THINK!"
Anakin pulled the fire extinguisher out a second later. "How is this supposed to work?"
Obi-wan stepped in. He grabbed the fire extinguisher out from his hands. He opened the microwave and sprayed it down. He took a step back and let both of them come to front of him. "Explain, now."
"We both had are classes canceled-" Analie started.
"And we didn't want to wait for lunch. Sooooo." Anakin said.
Bant came behind him."I'll let you deal with this." And she walked out.
"We made our own food." Analie finished.
Obi-wan put his hand in his face. "I should be mad. I should be furious with the two of you." He looked at the two cover in head to toe with food. "But right now I am too tired to care. I want this mess cleaned up by tomorrow morning understand."
"Yes Master." Both said.
"Dose that mess include us?" Analie ask.
"Yes, but you can do that after you clean up. And next time do as I say, and NOT set the Temple of fire."
"We didn't set the Temple of fire!" Analie called out. "We set the microwave on fire!"
Obi-wan shuck his head. Said goodnight yo the two and walked out. As the door closed he could hear them laughing. He smiled, at least it wasn't room inspection day.