The story began with a depressing grey sky but also crimson evil red and the people were poor and looked up with tears in their eyes. A plane made of solid gold flew by with a silk banner reading "WE OWN THE SKY!"
Factiry smoke fillede the rivers and babies were born without eyes. It was the world where money and corporate pyramids and some teven realy pyramods was law.
Such was the setting of the story when Seto Kaiber was watching hte Dueling Lymipics which he ahd rigged on his double gold TV.
"Ah, I cant beleve this! That fagget Joey Wheeler is still winnging!" Kaibu threw glass of expensive champain on teh ground with anger. "Can't pay for good etnertinment these days. Oh well, guess I gots ta do it myslef!"
But just then, Kiaba locked outside and was surprisd to see that the pepole were looking ate him with sadness. "I don't understand what else they cold need! I give them everything, my presence, my time, my attention. Wait, I see what is happening!"
SO Setown get out the mansione and flew on his "i'm betterer than you blew-eyes jet", which he recently just got rennovations at million garage sale. It was done with hyrodlics and had lots of blue fire that rained inspiriong blue ashes on the masses.
"It is time I avenge society for going so foul," said Seto Kaiber, now shirtless, in the cramped shower room of his jet. "I will show them all that it is a joke!" He said with mischief and naighty intent. He put on the clown make up he had from Halloween and so it was that Seto Kaiber, "Am now the Joker!1"
He had seen this idea in a film he slept through once, or so he thinked. "Ah yes, now the duel acdemy that i fonded, will have no choice but to give me my long overdue oscar! I will be like Duke Nukem, but way more richer and cool. I'll show that loser Joey whatever AND the pharaoh!"
At the billionaire olympics which was in gold plain I mention earlier it was Kevin Career giving a speech on why poor people suck. "They just like suck, and they all smile like subway stations," the billionaires clapped bu the lights went on, "Huh? Those light bulbs cost a million dollars a pup! What's the big idea?"
"The big ideas is such," said Joker Kaiba in the light filling the room from behinder him. "I am here to duel money and beat up the bad guys, and I've got a lot of money…"
Then he took out his card gun, which was like a rgegular gun, but it lookt like a card. It even shot bullets made of pure diamond, which Kabia thought would make his point clear. "Im sure you all know ho why I gathered you all here in one palce."
"What?" Said Kevn Caeer, "You weren't invited! We hate you because all you talk about his yugooar."
Even Kaba was uncertain what that meant, but the good news is that he knew it coldnt be his fault. Instead, it was that stupid, dumb pharaoah, no good looking, less income, Yugi Moto. "I knew that fucker was behind this! Good thing I makt preparation…"
Everyone still blatantly confused, waitred for Setto to expaln.
"You probably want me to expan what is going on here. Well, sucks to suck losers. I will not explain!" And so it was that seto Kabo came to do what he came to do. And he did.
After he did it, he went to the dueling opmlyics to settle the score with Joey Wheeler. It was the "special" duelin olmpia in particular becuase Kaiab already won the real one and he always wondred what it be like to duel with retard commoners.
Joey was wearing his "im from Japan" shirt on, because pepopel asked him about it all the tim and he was tired of explaining. His very obvious love of takoyaki made it clear how NOT American he was. And also, Joey is such a moron, he wasn't even using real cards but ones he printed from google because he couldnt afford them. Such is what it meant to be poor, unlike Kaiba, super halactic empower of the world and possible galaxies.
"Youi know why it is that I am here!" Declared Seto Kaiba.
"That is true," said Joey Wheeler, pulling out a syringe. "You know that I have to do it."
"Had me the antidote," said Seto Kaiba, "I cannot allow you to cure poverty! If you do that then I cannot save the poor people from the moneybags like me."
"I had a feeling you say such as that," said Joey Wheeler. He began to inject himself with the anidoe.
"NOOOOOOO!"" cried out Kaiba in pained
"REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGHGGGAG GAGAGAGA!" Whelped Joey Whelper in an infergo of angony as his DNA became scrambled with fiat currency.
Actually, come to think of it, this was all acordning to his plan. "Ah good, I knew if I said you dont do it thtg you would do it beause you re not as cool a me! I plnned to use this on that faggot pharoah, but now will do."
So Kiaba took out his sacred duel disk sword, and trhusted it into the forehead of wheeler. All the onlookers were shocked, and disturbed, some even had to close their kids eyes so they not see it. But other kids so poor they no have eyes to begin with.
Joey die with sword in skul. It was like Wind Waker expect it was Wheeler maker (btw my brother showed me the ending to winder waker even though I did not get passed Earth temple).
Kaiba took out master blade and wiped it clean off the impovershed, subhuman from brooklyns blood. He then taked outted his microphone that he walways keep on him for epice speeaches such as now.
"Show yoursleef Pharrow," Seto Kaiba said.
From cool underground elevator in middle of arena came duelist Yugi Motor. Seto had elevator just like it in his bath room but it was more cooler.
"You rang?" asked duel pharrow.
"I only hae one quest for you Phar," Kaiba. "What was it I came here to do? I forgotten."
"Heh, I would expect no less from a neanderthal amateur duelist such as yourself, Kai." Yugi then explaned to the crowd that Seto Kaiba had come to avenge the poor of society. He explained this good and it made sense.
"You became the very thing you swore tod estory," Yugi say. "Bring it out! Show him the emboidmenet of all that is greed."
"Where is this greed!?" Seto Kiaba say looking over shoulder angorly.
A man in black spancex suit came out with a full body mirror and show it to Kaiba.
"The embodiment of greed is an mirror?" Kaiba asked.
"Dont you see what you've become, you clown?" Yugi mockeded. "YOU are the evil corpoate."
"Nice try, Phraaw! I know you hired a body double to imposter me, so people think I'm the bad guy." Keber lughed. "Good thing I know who is the REAL imposter here, and it is YOU!"
So Kaiba call emergency meeting, and everyone was there. Duke Nekem, Doom Gai, Vegeta, Captian Ginyu, Freezer, Captian Palnet, Jessica Crawford, Paul Tucker, James Hanson, Arin Hanson, Donald Trump Tower, Eiffel Tower and even a guet surprise appearance from Vampire Skunk.
"Why am I here?" asked Angiglar Skunkilus the 3rd.
"FUCKKKK, who here doesn't have there mic on?" Kaiab was frustrate. "This is make me frustrate. Can we get to deliveration already?" Kaiba forget rules of game, and it was, so Kiaba were ejected becuse he mistakengly thought the point of the game was to get the most votes, kind of like how he got elected in that one story we wrote about Spyro. Which you can read here /jetsolo
In the vastoness of space there was no poverty there was only peace and Seto Kaiba had time to reflect his crimes, "I did no wrong!" Seto think and then pump into the front of space ship. Whined shield wiper wiper him off and he get picked inside of space ship. There he see the man of the hour.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't mr. richfag. I am Vegetao and I am here to do crossover from where my fanfic last ended," said Vegetga.
"Sounds good to me," said Kaiba, "I no remember hows yours ended anyways."
"Good," Ssaid Vegaga.
"What is plan?" Asked Kaiba.
"Our plan is the destination earth," and such it was the ending cliffhanger: Earth.