Disclaimers – I don't own Transformers Hasbro does
Humor
Summary – Funny one-shot
Transformers Prime – Halloween Hijinks
Optimus Prime and Megatron had finally ended the war, and both fractions once again were friends, and both leaders had decided to play a prank on the others for Halloween night. A prank to end all pranks, they had planned it to the T and both leaders were excited about it.
Halloween night…...
Raf, Miko and Jack went out trick or treating and came back loaded with candy in their pillow cases. The kids along with June Darby lived at the base now, because of MECH even though the war between the Bots and Cons ended.
Ratchet used the ground bridge to take the kids all different places with their guardians to go trick or treating. Starscream glanced over at the three kids, and smiled at them.
"So, you wanted to trick or treat, what is the purpose of this event called trick or treating?" Starscream asked.
"To get candy!" Miko and Raf exclaimed.
"You refer to sweets, may I see your treasures?" Starscream asked.
"Sure," they said.
Starscream peered at the goodies that the kids had, and he smiled once more.
"Horror movies next!" Miko exclaimed as June rolled her eyes.
"Jackson Darby you know what that does to you, you don't sleep all night and you think something is always after you!" June yelled.
"Aw, come on mom!" he complained.
"Fine, whatever I will be in my room thank you very much," she remarked as Knockout, Starscream, Breakdown and Airachnid watched.
"We have to return these movies to the store after we are done watching them." Jack remarked.
"Alright," Knockout replied. "Movie night," he said as he passed energon treats to the other bots and cons.
One of the movies they watched was Scream, however it was clear the movie scared Raf even though he was toughing it out to be with the others.
Many hours later….
The kids went with Knockout, Bumblebee and Breakdown to return the movies. They arrived rather quickly and Jack got out of Knockout, and dropped the movies off. Miko and Raf saw the movement in the shadows, they quickly warned the Teenager of the impending danger.
"Jack look out...!" they yelled.
"What, what's wrong...?" Jack asked as he turned and found the someone with a mask like from the movie Scream and the same giant knife as well.
"Oh shit, no!" Jack scrambled back into Knockout and ran over to the door just in time. "GO...!" jack ordered as they took off.
Knockout's voice came through the radio loud and clear.
"That cucumber is following us now; you never said that creepy mask guy was real Jack." Knockout mumbled.
As tires squealed as they got into the base, they spun around transforming as the kids spun around hearing June's voice.
"Jackson Darby, what the hell are you doing?" she ordered as the other cars spun around and the masked figure came out grabbing June and repeatedly slamming the blade inside of her chest.
Jack watched the bewildered look in his mom's eyes as she started to fall.
"MOM….!" Jack yelled.
"...Run Jack..." June ordered falling to the ground.
Jack took off with the other kids looking for Optimus and Megatron.
"Where are Optimus and Megatron?" Jack ordered.
"Oh, we are so dead, Jack..." Raf said as Jack's cell phone rang.
"...Hello, please tell me it's you Optimus..." Jack begged.
"No, it's not Optimus, Jackson Darby I will find you and gut you next..." the strange voice said adding. "Just like I did to your mother..."
The line went dead, and Jack gulped back a hard feeling of fear. He ran into Optimus' quarters and found the mech working on data pads.
"OPTIMUS...!" the three kids screamed.
The mech in question looked down at the three kids, his optics softening at the sight of the them.
"Jack, Miko, Raf, what's wrong?" Optimus asked.
"Crazed lunatic has a mask on like the killer on Scream and he just gutted my mom. He is after us now; he's going to gut us Optimus." Jack replied in an urgent tone of voice.
Miko looked at Optimus then.
"Step on him boss bot make him go splat, before he kills us all." Miko said urgently.
Optimus frowned.
"Aren't you being a bit over dramatic?" Optimus asked getting up just as a knock on the door startled the three kids.
"Don't answer it, it's that crazed killer!" Miko and Raf yelled as Optimus frowned.
Optimus' intakes cycled as he walked over toward the door. The second he did Ratchet limped in energon dripping from his body. He grabbed Optimus and bit into Optimus' neck snapping his sensitive wires spilling his energon. Optimus cried out in pain as he slowly started to fall to the floor; his optics dimming, as he looked toward the three kids.
"...Run..." Optimus whispered as Ratchet looked toward the kids fangs glistening Optimus' energon dripping from them.
"RUN...!" Jack screamed.
They took off running into Arcee, Bulkhead and Smokescreen, the three Autobots turned around and they too were infected with whatever had happened to Ratchet.
The kids screamed and took off.
"They are vampires someone turned them into vampires." Raf said as they saw a helicopter arriving.
"Oh, snap yes, help." Jack said running to the helicopter.
Suddenly coming out of the helicopter was none other than General Bryce, the man had been different which surprised the kids after all the trouble he caused Optimus, the Autobots.
"Hello…." He started to say.
"You gotta help us there is a masked guy on the base he is killed my mom, I know this is going to sound crazy, but there is this vampire loose; and he has turned some of the Autobots into vampires." Jack said.
The General laughed at that; he thought the kids were pulling his leg then.
"How much candy have you three had?" he asked.
It was then they all heard sounds in back of them. They turned around and saw some of the cons also looking like vampires along with the Scream guy walking up toward General Bryce.
"What is going on this base, it's insane man?" General Bryce started to say as the masked killer grabbed him and stabbed him like he did June.
The General collapsed onto the ground, while he was repeatedly stabbed and bleeding profusely. The three kids took off once more once more screaming for help, while Raf tried to find his guardian.
"This is not happening, what are we supposed to do?" Miko asked as Raf saw Bumblebee parked on the side of the hanger.
"Come on we gotta get to Bumblebee..." Raf ordered. "BUMBLEBEE...!" Raf exclaimed as Bumblebee transformed and looked at Raf and started to beep wildly.
"What is it, Raf?" Megatron asked walking up looking like Ratchet did as he grabbed Starscream and bit him as well.
Bumblebee beeped wildly then.
"
"No, Bumblebee it's no dream," Optimus snarled as he grabbed the little scout and sank his fangs into Bumblebee's neck wiring.
Bumblebee whined as he fell to his knees, while Optimus held onto him guiding the scout to the ground.
"No, no, no, no..." Jack kept saying as he, Miko and Raf backed into someone or something.
They turned around and there were June and General Bryce looking like two crazed zombies. The kids let out loud blood curling screams and ran, Miko tripped and fell just as the killer in the mask appeared once more.
"RUN, SAVE YOURSELVES...!" Miko ordered as she was stabbed by the masked killer.
The kids ran straight to the entrance of the base at the gate; Jack and Raf stumbled into Megatron, who went to reach for them.
"Come here, boys!" he ordered.
"No...!" they yelled as they turned at the sounds seeing the zombies, Cybertronian vampires and the killer all of them were getting closer.
Jack and Raf saw the other Cybertronians walking up, and then suddenly he and Raf was snatched up by Megatron. He and Raf were trapped now just like rats.
"What's the matter boy?" Megatron asked.
"I like my brains thank you very much, I don't wanna get stabbed either and I don't wanna be a vampire. I want everyone to be back to normal, I wanna have my friends back and my mom!" Jack exclaimed as Megatron chuckled.
Suddenly they heard laughter, they glanced at everyone and they just burst out in wild hysterics. Jack looked down and saw the killer had taken his mask off to reveal Agent Fowler. Then they saw June and General Bryce, and Miko had pretended to be stabbed and turned into zombies. Optimus and the others had been fixed up by Wheeljack and Shockwave to look like zombies,
Jack growled.
"You pranked us!" Jack exclaimed.
"That we did, we knew it had to be a wild prank; that was fun and scary too." Arcee replied.
"You guys went through all this to get us back?" Raf asked.
"Yes, and we got you three good." Knockout said with a snicker.
Jack and Raf laughed, and then Miko ran up and put it perfectly for them.
"We have to get them back you know that, right?" Miko said with a grin.
This made the Bots and Cons freeze along with the other three humans.
Oh snap….
The End