MANDO AND KNUCKLES (FT. KNUCKLES)
Written by Christopher Rangel
It was a smoky night in the old bar, The Faint of Hearts. The smell of cigarette smoke filled the air, casting a cool haze across the room in the dim light as an assortment of roughnecks, college students, and Ugly Bastard Anime Bois sat around, drinking their drinks and chatting the chat. Gimli the FUCKING dwarf shat on a table.
It was at that moment that the door to the bar opened. Everyone looked at the buff red echidna that stepped into the place, then quickly looked away. The echidna's name was Knuckles. Knuckles the Echidna. He was a red echidna that had very pointy knuckles. His name, however, was completely unrelated to any of these facts.
Knuckles the Echidna walked up to the bar, the path clearing before him like the red seas to Moses, a man who was almost as powerful as Knuckles the Echidna. Knuckles put some rings on the bar, and the bartender put a pink pussy on the table, the favorite of Knuckles the Echidna. Knuckles ate dat pussy, then looked the bartender in the eye and asked "Do you know the way?" The bartender closed his eyes and pointed stoically to a man dressed in full Mandalorian armor sitting at a table on the other side of the room. Knuckles nodded, leaving a tip, then started walking towards the mysterious stranger, then slowly took a seat.
"Do you know the way?" Knuckles asked The Mandalorian™.
Mando splashed his whiskey onto his helmet and said "This is the way."
Knuckles was starting to get impatient. "Do you know the way?"
Mando shrugged. "This is the way."
Knuckles slammed his knuckles on the table. "DO YOU KNOW THE WAY?!"
Mando sighed, stood up, and brushed the crumbs of whiskey off of his armor. He looked at the seething echidna, then pointed his thumb towards a hallway at the back of the bar. "This is the way." Knuckles stood up, squeezed the anger milk out of his nips, then followed Mando down the hallway. Before them stood the door to the girl's bathroom.
"This is the way," said Mando, motioning for Knuckles to step back. He did so, then Mando activated all that rocket shit that he has in the show to blow the shit out of the door. He stepped inside, which caused all of the women within, including Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, and Steven Tyler's daughter, to run away in fear, taking their moist Nicaraguan slaveboy with them.
"Do you know the way?" Knuckles asked as they passed him.
"This is the way," Mando said, standing by one of the open bathroom stalls. Knuckles stepped across the bathroom, making sure to avoid the seductive slugs along the way, then stopped to look at himself in the mirror. What he saw wasn't a happy echidna. It was a red echidna, with really pointy knuckles.
"Do you know the way?" Knuckles asked his reflection.
Mando put a hand on his shoulder. "This is the way." Knuckles nodded slowly, then started walking towards the bathroom stall. Knuckles bent over, gripped onto the toilet seat with both hands, and raised his bodacious booty into the air. Behind he, he heard Mando's pants fall to the ground, and the next thing he knew there were two Beskar gloved hands gripping his asscheeks like a pair of sweaty juggalo TITS.
"This is the way" Mando said as he thrusted his Beskar encrusted cock deep into Knuckles's echidna asshole. Knuckles screamed and immediately started vomiting in pleasure into the toilet.
"Do… you… know… the… WAAAAY?!" Knuckles moaned and then he stuck out his tongue and started drinking the vomit infused toilet water.
"This… is… the… way…" Mando grunted with each thrust. Slowly, Knuckles's five echidna cocks started growing and growing, like tentacles sprouting from his crotch, smegma and precum dripping onto the shitstained bathroom floor. As if they had a mind of their own, the curved all the way behind Knuckles, then behind Mando, and then, all as one, they drilled right into Mando's gaping anus, causing Mando to scream in pleasure and nut so hard that it blasted right through Knux's anal cavity and into his echidna cocks. The man(dalorian) nutted so hard that some of his nut made its way back into his own butt. Butt there was also some that did not. There was some that stayed inside of the asshole of Knuckles.
And that's where things got interesting.
Knuckles and Mando collapsed onto the floor, right next to the toilet, erotically gasping for air as their cocks were still planted deep within each other's boy-pussies. They respectfully removed their cocks from their butts, and then they removed their cocks from themselves.
"Do you know the way?" Knuckles asked his handful of cocks.
"This is the way," Mando said. Together, they dropped their crusty cocks into the toilet and flushed, watching them spiral and wash away.
It was at that point that Knuckles started screaming and clutching at his stomach.
"DO YOU KNOW THE WAY?!" he screamed.
"This is the way," Mando said, gently easing Knuckles onto the floor and gently talking his hand. Knuckles was breathing hard, trying to keep it together, as Mando watched the contractions of Knuckles's butthole. After a little while and a lot more screaming, something was starting to come out. It was not poop. Poop is brown. Usually. What was coming out was very, very, very green, and it had pointy ears as well. It was halfway out, when all of a sudden it got stuck.
"DO YOU KNOW THE WAY?!" The pain Knuckles felt was unbearable. Mando was trying as hard as he could to pull the green butt baby out, but it wouldn't budge. Mando wasn't so sure that this was the way anymore. He let go, unsure of what to do.
It was then that the little green man extended a hand, and the small wooden doorstop by the door flew right into his hand. He used the doorstop as a lever to expand Knuckles's anus, then wriggled the rest of the way out. Mando picked him up and wrapped him up in a cloth.
"This is the way," Mando said, looking pridefully at his baby boy. The green butt baby pointed at the mirrors, which had steamed all the way up with the literal hours of gay sex that had occurred in their proximity. As if being written by the finger of a ghost, the words "My name is Grogu" were slowly written on the mirror.
Mando handed Grogu to Knuckles, who was now sitting up on the toilet.
"Do you know the way?" Knuckles asked.
"Of course I know him," said Grogu. The letters on the mirror did that Tom Riddle shit and rearranged themselves, changing from "My name is Grogu" to "I am Leverage."
"He's me."
THE END