(Fade to inside a prison, CHEF HATCHET and a guard walking past a row of prison cells, Chef is carrying a manila folder. Chef walks past 2 cells containing a one-eyed prisoner and what looks like the Insane Psycho Killer with a Hook.)

Psycho Killer: "I'M INNOCENT I TELL YA! INNOCENT!"

(The one-eyed prisoner makes kissy faces at Chef and the Guard. Chef's face grows increasingly concerned when he hears a familiar voice)

Voice: (Off-screen) "And the Crusty Cockroaches have a big lead over the Soiled Stinkbugs!"

Prisoner: (Off-screen) "Cram it, McLean!" (Psychotic laughter)

(Pan over to reveal none other that CHRIS MCLEAN, wearing an orange jumpsuit locked behind a glass door in a highly secured cell [a familiar looking map of Camp Wawanakwa hanging on the wall], overlooking two bugs staring at each other.)

Chris: "Ooh! Lightning slips past Duncan, and the heat is on! Yeah, look at that! That's what I'm talking about!" (Finally notices Chef, glaring at him) "Well, well, well, look who finally came to visit me after a whole year."

Chef: "C'mon. You've finished your sentence for dumping toxic waste."

Chris: (Pouting) "Whatever, think I'll stay right here; got everything I need. Including (Pulls out a cashew nut with a drawing of Chef's face on it) "Chef 2.0! I made him from a cashew." (Chef slips the manila folder through the slot into Chris' cell; Chris grabs it suspiciously) "What's this?"

Chef: "Yo contract. The Producers green lit another season, so you in?"

Chris: (Smiles) "It is on!" (Chris' smile twinkles)

(Opening credits)

(Screen fades to Camp Wawanakwa, with Chris standing in the docks.)

Chris: "Welcome to Total Drama All-Stars. After my involuntary yearlong vacation... I really need to be in a familiar environment, surrounded by the people I love ...to hurt. (Evil laugh) It's a condition of my parole. Except for the hurt part, eh, that's all McLean!" (Strolls down to the edge of the dock, where the Drama Machine from season 3 is waiting, along with a familiar briefcase) "So, I'm bringing back 14 TD All-Stars to battle it out in the most dangerous, death-defying, One Million Dollar competition, ever!" (The robot holds up the open case, where the wind blows a few dollar bills away. Chris then addresses an incoming helicopter) and here they are now! From Revenge of The Island, Say hello to..."

(The door to the helicopter, which reveals a frightening Mike.)

Chris: -Multiple Mike! (Chef's hand shoves Mike off the chopper) AKA, Chester, (Mike gasps, switching personalities) –Svetlana (He gasps, switching personalities again) Vito, (His hair slicks back and his eyes narrow) and Manitoba. (Mike seemingly reverts to normal, though Manitoba's scream of "Crikey!" gives him away. He splashes into the water) Mike's crush, pushover turned powerhouse, Zoey."

Zoey: (Gasps) "Mike!" (Dives)

Chris: "Athletic non-supporter, Lightning!"

(Lightning slides & looks at Zoey. His hair is still white from last season's finale.)

Lightning: "You call that a dive? Watch this!" (Prepares to dive.) "Sha-UGH!" (Gets kicked by Chef.)

Chris: "Bubble boy brainiac. Cameron."

Cameron: "This is highly illogical!" (Gets thrown out by Chef.)

Chris: "Gregarious mutant-loving-gamer, Sam."

(Sam is seen playing his Game-Guy while being carried by Chef.)

Sam: "Not cool!" (Chef drops him.)

Chris: "Challenging dirt farmer, Scott."

(Scott was clinging Chef's foot in fear, until Chef throws him as he starts screaming.)

Chris: "Bossy-bruiser Jo, who dominated, until her underling turned on her."

(Chef tries to push Jo out of the chopper, but she pushes him out of the way.)

Jo: "You're a dead man Mclean! You hear me? A dead, mother-"

(Jo was cut off as Chef shoves her off the chopper.)

Chris: (Chuckles) "And from our original cast, cranky know-at-all C.I.T, Courtney!"

(Chef was carrying Courtney's ankle, while Courtney was glaring at him.)

Courtney: "This is not in my contract!" (Chef drops her.)

Chris: "Courtney's bestie turned, boyfriend stealing goth, Gwen!"

(Chef throws Gwen out of the plane.)

Gwen: (Free-falling.) "He wasn't her boyfriend at the time!"

Chris: "Broody bad boy, Duncan."

Duncan: (Free-falling, not even looking like he cares.) "Bring it on!"

Chris: "Devious Diva, Heather!"

Heather: (Free-falling.) "I *bleep*ing hate Chris!"

Chris: "Lovable lame-brain, Lindsay."

Lindsay: (Free-falling & flapping her hands.) "I'm flying!" (Screams)

Chris: "Super-fan Sierra! Total Drama's number one stalker-uh.. I mean blogger!"

Sierra: "For Cody!" (Cannonballs, sending the other contestants scattering, and causing a slightly less massive splash.)

Chris: "And finally, feral freakshow, Ezekiel!"

(Chef is seen carrying Ezekiel, who is still feral, & growling. Then Chef drops Zeke, as the contestants gasp in shock while Lightning can be heard saying "No way!" Zeke was about to splash, but a plunger grabs him by the robot.)

Chris: (Chuckles) "Kidding! No way is that guy coming back again!" (Snaps his fingers. Then the robot fires Zeke out of the distance screaming.) "It's great to be back!"

(Cut to the beach, where are all the contestants are groaning in pain.)

Chris: "Greetings old friends."

Heather: (Spits out a starfish out of her mouth.) "I'm not your friend."

Lindsay: (Hugs Heather's head.) "Aww, someone misses her Hunny-bunny!"

Heather: "Who, Alejandro? As if!" (Pushes Lindsay out of the way.) "I'm glad he's not back, that handsome jerk.."

Courtney: (Walks to Chris & glares at him.) "You're gonna pay for my dry cleaning!"

Chris: "No, I'm not. New contracts, remember?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Same old Chris, same old disgusting island.." (Flicks a fly out of the way.) "What was I thinking?! I hope I'm not in the same team with Duncan, or else.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "In fact, we've got so many big changes this season. For one, this island is now 100% toxic waste free."

(Everyone except Sam, sighs in relief.)

Sam: (Walks to Chris with a octopus on his head.) "What? I only came back to get some close & personal with some toxic goop!" (Pulls out a picture of him & Dakotazoid.) "So I can become a kick-butt mutant! Like my beautiful girl, Dakota."

Chris: "Gee, too bad.. Guess It's gonna be a no pain no game for you huh?" (Chuckles.) "On the upside, I've upgraded accommodations." (The Robot pulls out a tv.) "This season, the losers still sleep in a stanky old cabin." (Everyone groans.) "But, the winners, get to stay, in the all-new eco-friendly, Mclean-Spa Hotel! Complete with butler, hot tub, & 24 hour masseuse." (Everyone cheers.) "And in honor of your All-Stars status, I'm dividing you into teams based on your past performances. Heroes VS Villains!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "Obviously, I'll be on the villains team. And I'll be running it by lunch!"

Gwen: "Heroes Vs Villains? I guess Duncan & I won't be on the same team.. Unless Chris considers Duncan a hero." (Chuckles.) "Yeah right."

Courtney: (Points at the camera.) "I'm warning you! I better not be with Duncan! If I do, I'll plan to sabotage him & blame him for our loss!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Chris: "Heather, Duncan, Lightning, Jo, Scott & Gwen. From now on, you guys are the Villainous Vultures!" (Robot carries Gwen to the villains & drops her.)

Lightning: "Sha-team!"

Gwen: "What?! Why am I on the villains team? Just why?!"

Courtney: "Because you stole my boyfriend & became the new Heather!" (Growls at her.)

Chris: "Yeah, like what she said."

Gwen: "But I've done so many good things, I'm not a villain, I'm nice!"

Courtney: "Who cares, Gothie?!"

Duncan (Comforts Gwen.) "Being bad is cool, and now we're on the same team. So that's cool, right?"

Gwen: (Sighs miserably.) "I guess.."

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "Aw man.. I only came back for Gwen! She better not sulk the whole time, or I may as well be dating Courtney."

Courtney: "Thank god I'm not on the same team with Duncan." (Sighs peacefully.)

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Chris: "Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Sam, Courtney Lindsay & Sierra. You're the Heroic Hamsters!"

Courtney: "Excuse me, how are hamsters heroic?"

Chris: "It was either that, or the Heroic Hippos!"

Courtney: "Hamsters it is!"

Jo: "Wait a minute; they have 7 people to our 6! No fair!"

Chris: "I needed the seat on the plane for that Ezekiel prank! (Jo glares at him) Fine, you can have the robot. (Pushes a button on the remote, sending the robot wheeling and beeping over to the villains)

Scott: "I thought your robot could talk."

Chris: (shrugged) "Meh, the communications chip cracked while I was in the hooskow."

Lindsay: (To Sierra) "Was that English?"

(Sierra shrugs.)

(The robot wheels over to Heather)

Heather: (Pushing the robot away) "Keep your distance, toaster!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: (Shuddering) "Ugh, there is something about that robot I just don't like!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: (Standing by the TV) This year's challenges all nod to classics from the past, but with harsh new twists to make this toughest Total Drama season, ever! Your first challenge? Find the key to the spa hotel, and you'll do it in a homage to Total Drama's first ever challenge. Cliff diving into water infested with ravenous sharks."

(Scott gulps in fear.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: (In a fetal position, shaking in fear) "Ooh... Ok, so maybe I have a phobia of sh-sh-sharks... Can you blame me?"

Duncan: "Scott has a phobia of sharks? Pssh, please.."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Chris: (Motions to the monitor, as Chef kicks an intern off the cliff, sending him into the lake, swimming to grab the key, and making it back to the hotel) Once you dive into the water, try to avoid the sharks long enough to snag a key. And, choose wisely. Only one of those suckers is the real deal. Assuming you live long enough to reach dry land, a teammate will drive you to the hotel in one of the baby carriages from Season 3's 'Race Through Central Park'. (Walks over to a buggy driven by an intern, jumps in as the intern starts the buggy) First team to unlock the spa door wins. And, someone from team loser will be going home tonight. Meet me at the base of the cliff in fifteen minutes. Chop, chop! (The buggy drives off)

Mike: (Calling out) Wait! Shouldn't we change into our swimsuits or something first?

Chris: (Shouting back) Sorry! There's no time!

(Cut to the teams walking through the woods, the heroes ahead of the villains, and the robot tagging alongside Heather)

Heather: "Ugh! I said keep away from me!"

Sam: "So, Sierra, what bought you back?"

Sierra: "I wanna win for Cody! We would've won last time, If I didn't have to blow up the plane by accident.." (Rubs her shoulder.)

Sam: "Oh yeah! Your hair grew back nicely."

Sierra: "Thanks! It's tough to be apart from my man, but it's too dangerous for him here! (Confidently) And I'm sure I can handle it long enough to win the million!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Sierra: (Trying not to sob) "I miss my Cody-bear..." (She puts her head in her hands) "So much!" (Sobs.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: (shoving Jo out of her way) "Excuse me!"

Jo: " Ugh, Watch it, Old Heather!"

Heather: "You watch it, Newbie."

Gwen: "Ugh, guys; just because Chris labeled us villains, doesn't mean we have to act like villains. We're a team; we should work together as a team!"

(The villains all give agreeing responses)

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: (Scoffs) "No way is that going to happen. I-"

Jo: "Don't trust-"

Duncan: (Points at the camera.) "Anyone-"

Scott: "On this-"

(The Robot beeps twice.)

Lightning: "Team!"

Gwen: (Smiling) "Huh, I think that went well."

(The screen splits to reveal all of them laughing, the villains (excluding Gwen) with fire behind them)

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Courtney is seen glaring at Gwen.)

Gwen: (Notices Courtney glaring at her) "Ugh, Courtney keeps glaring at me like she's trying to set me on fire!"

Duncan: (Smirks) "Relax babe, I'll give her a glare back for ya." (Glares back at Courtney, who just turns away) "Uh hello? Courtney?" (Looks concerned, rubbing the back of his head) Hey?"

Courtney: "Shut up! I don't wanna hear from you anymore!"

Duncan: "Fine.."

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "Uh, I'm used to having girls yell at me, even punch me, but blank me? That-that's just wrong! How am I supposed to mess with her for messing with Gwen if she ignores me messing with her?!" (Realizes what he just said) "Pfft- I mean, whatever.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: (Whispers to Courtney) "Psst, I think Duncan wants you to yell at him, y'know, for old times' sake."

Courtney: "What's the point? He never listens. Besides, it's over between us. He's a bad boy; I knew it couldn't last forever. But Gwen, I thought we were friends." (Sighs) "Last time I've made that mistake."

Lindsay: (Gasps. Stops and shakes Courtney) "You know how to stop making mistakes? Teach me!"

Courtney: (Sighs) "Fine.. As long as you don't do anything stupid.."

Lindsay: (Squeals) "Thank you!" (Hugs Courtney. She was surprised but she slowly returns it.)

(The campers are now all lined up on a beach, the villains standing in front of a red baby stroller, the heroes in front of a yellow stroller)

Chris: (Flies in from his jetpack, laughing) "Greetings, All-Stars!" (The jetpack blows sand in everyone's faces, making them wince and cough. Chris lands in between the strollers) "Here are your carriages: blood red for the Villainous Vultures, and purest gold for the Heroic Hamsters. You've got thirty seconds to pick your carriage drivers. Starting... Now!"

Scott: (Grabs onto the bar of the Villains' carriage) I'll drive!

Jo: (Puts her hands on the bar of the carriage.) "No, I'll drive!"

Lightning: "Sha-please! You're the slowest go-kart driver ever!"

Jo: "But I'm also the shopping cart racing circuit champion!"

Lightning: (Suprised) "Really?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Jo: (Smirking) "No I'm not. I just said that because-"

Lightning: "You gotta respect championship status. Jo drives."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Lightning carries Scott away on his shoulders)

Scott: "Aw c'mon!"

Gwen: (Walks to Jo) "But, Jo, wouldn't you make a better diver since you're so athletic?"

Jo: (Glares at her.) "Nobody tells me what to do, Gothball! And don't even try to kiss me." Gwen: (Gasps) "What?!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "After three seasons of kindness, I'm reduced to evil kisser status? For the last time, Duncan and Courtney were over before he and I started! …Well Duncan thought they were over anyway. Point is you can't steal a boyfriend if the boy is free!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: (Looking towards the Heroes) "Ten seconds!"

Lindsay: (Jumping) "Can I do it, please, please please?!"

Courtney: (Sighs) "Fine Lindsay.. Fine.. Don't act so stupid over here."

Lindsay: (Runs to the carriage.) "Thanks!"

Chris: "Ok, everyone but Jo and Lindsay, up the cliff you go! (Points towards the cliff)

(Cut to the top of the hill, where Chris is somehow waiting for them as they arrive out of breath.)

Lightning: "Sha-first!" (Slides into view, not even winded, everyone else following behind him, while Sam groans in exhaustion & collapeses on Cameron.)

Sam: "Oh! Sorry Cam.."

(Suddenly, a familiar mutated shark, FANG, emerges from the water, as 2 unmutated sharks circle around him, waving at the contestants above with an evil smirk. as Scott screams in fear.)

Scott/Zoey/Mike: (In horror) "Fang!"

Gwen: (Peeking over) "Who?"

Chris: "Who's the best key spotter, and, who's dead in the shark infested water? Find out when we return, on Total Drama All-Stars!"

(Commercial break)

(Cut back to the cliff, where all the contestants stand at the ready, except Scott who's shivering in fear, as the non-mutated sharks leap out of the water menacingly.)

Chris: Places people! It's diving time!

Scott: (Shoves Heather in front, laughing nervously) "A-after you, I insist!"

Chris: (Holding his air horn) "One diver per team at a time. The next diver has to wait until their team's carriage returns. Ready, set-" (Blows the airhorn)

Lightning: "Woohoo, Lightning Strikes!" (Cannonballs off the cliff, followed by Courtney who leaps off shrieking)

Lightning: (Punches Fang in the nose) "Sha-bam!" (Courtney splashing down after him. Lightning spits some water out of his mouth & re-emerges with a key) Sha-score!" (Then front-flips into Jo's carriage)

Jo: "Yes!" (Starts running off with the carriage) "So long, suckers!"

Chris: "And the villains take the lead! (Courtney swims furiously, passing a sniveling Fang being comforted by the other two sharks.)

Courtney: (Panting & jumps into Lindsay's carriage holding a key.) "Go, go, GO!"

Lindsay: (In confusion) "Which way is the hotel again?"

Courtney: (Groans) "Never mind, I'll do it!"

Chris: (flies in on his jetpack) "Up-pup-up-up, no tradesies! Gotta stick to your designated driver! "

Courtney: "Fine, just push!"

Lindsay: "Ok! By the way, which way is the hotel?" (Then she starts running off with the carriage.)

Courtney: "On the left!"

Lindsay: (Sighs) "Ok, Courtney!"

Jo: (Staring daggers at Lightning) "Listen, you don't like me, and I really don't like you."

Lightning: (Smirking) What's not to like? (Kisses his bicep)

Jo: "You're kidding, right? Point is, we're the strongest members of our team, agree to stay out of each other's way until the teams merge?"

Lightning: "Cool. But then it's every champ for himself. Starting with number one, and that's me."

Jo: (Rolls her eyes in annoyance) "Yeah, yeah, whatever.." (They arrive at the hotel; Lightning jumps out and shoves the key in the hole, which refuses to budge)

Lightning: (Growling) "C'mon key, get in the lock!"

Jo: (Arms crossed in annoyance) "It doesn't fit because it's the wrong key, Brightning!" (Just as Jo and Lightning leave, Lindsay and Courtney arrive. Courtney jams the key into the lock)

Courtney: Ugh, wrong key! (Tosses the key on the ground)

Lindsay: (Clapping her hands in oblivious delight) "Ooh, maybe they left a window open?"

Courtney: "No they didn't! Just continue pushing!"

(Cut back to the cliff, Duncan and Gwen are waiting for Jo)

Duncan: (Shouting below) "C'mon, c'mon! Hurry up!"

Sierra: (Walking up to Gwen and Duncan, oblivious to their annoyance) "Y'know, a lot of my blog readers were mad about you guys hooking up, but I get it. Love is love! Just like me, and my precious Cody-Wody!"

Gwen: (Rolled her eyes) "Yeah, we're just like you guys.."

Duncan: (Notices Jo) "Here comes Jo! How bout a kiss for luck?" (Smirks, puckering his lips)

Gwen: (Notices Sierra staring at them.) "Uh, no time!" (Shoves Duncan away.)

(Duncan starts losing his balance & starts falling, screaming, & lands calmly in the water, snatches a key and dodges Fang's bite, leaping into the carriage just as Lightning gets out)

Duncan: "Let's roll!" (Then Lindsay and Courtney arrive, while Courtney smirks evily, as Jo starts pushing the cart away, Courtney shoves the key away from Duncan.) "HEY! This was supposed to be my key!" (Jo stops pushing as she saw Courtney stole the key.)

Courtney: "Nope! I need a second chance!"

Jo: (Glares at Courtney.) "Listen here, B.I.T.C.H. Give him the key, NOW!"

Courtney: "I did that because I want Jerk-Face gone immediately!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "That's right! I'm planning on sabotaging Duncan all season, until he's gone!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Courtney & Duncan were still arguing about it, until Jo shoves the key away from Courtney.)

Courtney: "HEY!"

Jo: "HA! Take that L.I.T!" (Then she pushes the cart away.)

Courtney: "What does that mean?"

Jo: (Shouts) "Loser in training!" (Laughs sarcastically, Courtney groans in frustration.)

Courtney: (Shouting to the cliff.) "Sierra! Hurry the *bleep* up! They're still ahead of us!"

Sierra: "Ok! FOR CODY!" (Leaps off the cliff) "Yee-hah!" (Lands in the water)

Mike: (He and Zoey look down in concern) "Oh, think she's ok?"

(Down in the water, Sierra punches and kicks the sharks effortlessly.)

Sierra: (Emerges from the water with a suspiciously Cody shaped key) "Oh, I found one that looks like Cody!"

(Courtney & Lindsay were getting bored of waiting for Sierra.)

Lindsay: (Confused) "Why is she taking so long?"

Courtney: "UGH! I don't know! She better be here fast or else-"(Notices Sierra flying through the air squealing in delight) "No, wait!"

(Sierra lands right on top of Courtney)

Lindsay: (Struggles to pull the cart) "So-ugh-heavy!"

Sierra: (Sheepishly) "Sorry, I had a big breakfast. (Lindsay is then looking concerned at her.) "What?"

(Cut back to Jo pushing Duncan in the cart to the spa hotel.)

Jo: "Listen up, short pants; I'm in charge. Get in my way, and I'll make your life a walking nightmare."

Duncan: (Laughing) "Trust me, I don't wanna be in charge, but feel free to knock yourself out trying over here."

Jo: (Confused) "Really?" (They reach the spa hotel; Duncan's key won't fit)

Duncan: "No go, it's a dud!"

Jo: "Way to pick the wrong key, Dud-can!"

Duncan: "Ha, good one!"

Jo: (Confused) "Uh.. Thanks?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Jo: (Smiling) "Wow, finally someone who appreciates my killer zingers!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Sierra and Lindsay arrive at the spa hotel, the key doesn't work)

Sierra: "Aw, Cody key's too small, back we go!" (Courtney moans trying to get out of the cart, but Sierra leaps on her, crushing her again. Courtney moans again) "Do you hear something?"

Lindsay: "Yeah, it sounds like you're crushing Courtney!"

Sierra: (Notices that she's sitting on Courtney.) "Oh! Sorry Courtney!"

(Courtney was seen muffling angrily at Sierra.)

Sierra: "I think she said to start pushing now!"

Lindsay: "Ok then!" (Then she tries to push, but it was still heavy for her to push.)

Sierra: (Sighs) "Any day now.."

(Cut back to the cliff, Mike is stretching)

Zoey: (Points to Lindsay and Sierra.) "Oh, there they are!"

(Lindsay was still struggling to push, hanging on to the bar, she finally lets go and collapses into the sand panting.)

Sierra: (Smiles sheepishly.) "Sorry, got a little carried away.."

Zoey: (Kisses Mike on the cheek) Good luck!"

Mike: (Amazed) "Uh.."

(Mike freezes up, and then backs up in a dazed state babbling, He backs up into Gwen, sending them both off the cliff/)

Gwen: (Re-emerges from the water, confronted by two sharks grimacing at her) "Whoa, nice sharks!"

(Fang rises up behind her, Mike having hit his head, as Gwen gasps.)

Duncan: (Gasps) "Gwen!" (Suddenly, a rock conks Fang on the nose.)

Zoey: (Spinning the medallion Mike gave her around like a slingshot) "Sorry!" (She then tosses three more rocks, knocking Fang out as well as the other two sharks.)

Mike: (Shouting up to Zoey) "Thanks!"

(Heather, Sam, and Cameron look impressed; Lightning just scowls, while Sam chuckles.)

Heather: (Impressed) "Woah!"

Sam: (Impressed) "Cool!"

Zoey: "Well, after all the times he saved me, I owe him one!"

Gwen: (Leaps into Jo's cart.) "Hurry!"

Jo: (Racing along) You think I don't know that?"

Sierra: (Hops out of the cart.) "It's all yours!"

Courtney: (Gasping, crawling out of the carriage) "Wait!" (Collapses on the sand)

Sierra: (Confused) "Hmm.. so that's why it felt so lumpy."

(Then Lindsay & Mike both glare at Sierra.)

Sierra: (Confused) "What?! What did I do?"

(At the spa hotel, Gwen's key doesn't fit)

Gwen: "Darn it!"

Jo: (Groans, slightly out of breath) "How hard is it to pick the right key?"

Gwen: (Leaps into the carriage, annoyed) "Guess you should have been a diver, huh."

(As they leave, Mike passes them, pushing himself along with a stick, with Lindsay staggering behind, collapsing onto her knees.)

Mike: (Runs off screen, then runs back) "No, not the right key. Back we go... (Uses the stick to move off-screen.)

Lindsay: "Wait!" (Runs to the cart.)

(Cuts back to the cliff.)

Sam: "Here it goes!" (Jumps off the cliff doing a cannonball.)

Heather: "Finally! About time!" (Screams as she jumps.)

(They both land at the water, as the sharks go under Sam.)

Sam: "No!" (As he sinks underwater, screaming.)

(Underwater, Heather grabs a key and swims to the surface)

Heather: (Jumps into the villains cart) "Suckers!" (Jo runs off, pulling Heather)

(Sam emerges from the water, groaning, covered in scratches & bruises, holding the key.)

(Back at the spa hotel, Jo is clearly getting winded from pushing the villains back and forth.)

Jo: "I haven't been this tired since I ran that septathlon!"

Heather: (Running back, leaping into the cart.) "It doesn't fit! C'mon, let's go!"

(Lindsay arrives in just as they leave, struggling to push an injured Sam. They both groans and comes to a stop, with Lindsay falling to her knees.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "I wanna win the million so I can spend it on a lifetime supply of lip gloss, but I forgot how hard this is! Never thought I'd say it, but no lip-gloss is worth this!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Back at the cliff, Scott is clinging in fear to a rock, while Lightning tries to pull him off, the robot placed right behind them)

Duncan: "Scott, It's your turn man.

Scott: (Shrieking) "No, you can't make me!"

Lightning: "Oh yes I can!" (Tugging harder.)

Courtney: (Points out Lindsay approaching) "Here comes Lindsay!"

Mike: (Shoots Zoey a thumbs up) "Good luck, not that you'll need it." (They both smile as Zoey dives off the cliff)

Duncan: You have to dive, it's you or the robot, and I'm pretty sure the robot isn't waterproof!

Scott: (Shivering) "Yeah, but it's sh-sh-shark proof!"

(Zoey confidently jumps in the cart, while Lindsay groans and pitifully pushes the cart)

Chris: "And the heroes take the lead for the first time in this challenge!"

Villains: "DIVE!"

(At last, Lightning pulls Scott free, but he knocks into the robot, pushing it back)

(The robot rolls to the edge of the cliff but then stops. The robot beeps in what looks like it is saying "uh-oh," then the edge of the cliff breaks, sending the robot falling off the cliff, bouncing off the rocks, the other contestants watching as it falls, cringing in sympathy as It lands in the water)

Heather: (Smirking) "So long and good riddance."

(The robot sinks to the bottom; the sharks swarm at it, trying to bite it, but not leaving a dent. The robot sparks and sputters, the sharks backing away from it in fear, then it explodes, sending a familiar looking person inside flying into the sky. The camera pans up as the person reaches the top of their arc, revealing the person inside to be ALEJANDRO, albeit with a new 5o' clock shadow, longer hair, and tattered, stained clothes. He winks at the camera and grins. The rest of the contestants, except Mike and Cameron, all gasp in shock, but Heather screams the loudest.)

Heather: "You have got to be *bleep*ing kidding me!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Alejandro: (Reclining, legs crossed) Last thing I remember, I was burned to a crisp by the volcano, and Chris sealed me up in that robot suit, to 'heal'. It feels so good to be free after all this time! I must thank Scott for his cowardice!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Alejandro lands perfectly on the beach, and snags a key just as it comes near him. He raises his eyebrows as the Villains yell words of approval. Suddenly his legs become wobbly, he falls over, causing all the others to cringe.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Alejandro: "I was stuck in that robot suit for a year! My legs are so asleep, it's like they're in a coma!" (He lifts one leg and shakes it) "Wakey, wakey! ...Nothing."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(At the spa hotel, Zoey rushes back to Lindsay's cart and jumps in, while Lindsay catches her breath)

Zoey: "Wrong key, so much for our lead."

(At that moment, Jo enters again, this time pushing Alejandro)

Lindsay: (Gasps) "Jalapeño? When did you get here?"

(Jo carries Alejandro up the steps)

Alejandro: "Silly Lindsay, I was here the whole time! (He slips his key into the lock, and it opens the door) Finalmente!"

Jo: (Sighing in relief) "Finally!"

Chris: (Flies in on his jetpack) "The door is open! The Vultures win!" (Zoey and Lindsay groan in disappointment.)

(Fade out, fade back to the island at night; then we cut to the campfire pit. The Heroes are all sitting on the logs, Sam was fully recovered, and surprisingly the villains in some bleachers right behind them with a peanut logo on the front. Chris of course is standing behind the barrel at the front)

Chris: "Welcome to the first elimination ceremony! How do you like the new peanut gallery, eh? Now the winners can watch the opponents give someone the boot before they head to the spa hotel for a deluxe dinner!"

(The villains high-five. But Gwen is walking up to an annoyed Courtney, hiding something behind her back)

Gwen: "Hey Courtney, even though I technically didn't do anything wrong... I'm so sorry about the way the whole 'Duncan' thing went down." (Pulls out a bouquet of flowers from behind her back, smiling) "But here, I picked these just for you." (Courtney sneezes) "Oh no! You're allergic? (Shrinks back keeping the flowers away from Courtney)

Courtney: (Scowls) "I told you, you were a villain!" (Sneezes again)

Chris: "Before we start, I need one winner to volunteer for a special reward.

Lightning: (Slides over to Chris) "Ha, sha-Lightning!"

Chris: (Smirking) "Great! Your reward is spending the night in exile on Boney Island with all the hungry wild animals!"

Lightning: "Aw man! How is that a reward?"

Chris: (Holding up a McLean Invincibility Statue) "Because there's a McLean Invincibility Statue hidden somewhere on Boney Island! Find it, and you're golden."

Scott: (Growls in frustration) "Now he tells us.."

Chris: (As Chef leads Lightning to the boat of losers) "This year, you get to vote by placing an x on the 8x10 photo of the person you want to eliminate." (Pointing to the outhouse) "Now, get voting."

VOTING CONFESSIONALS:

Sam: (Crosses out a photo.)

Mike: (Crosses out a photo.)

Zoey: (Crosses out a photo.)

Cameron: (Crosses out a photo.)

Sierra: (Crosses out Courtney's photo.)

Courtney: "Lindsay did tried her best. But Sierra just wasted our *bleep*ing time!" (Crosses Sierra's photo out.)

Lindsay: (Crosses out Sierra's photo.)

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Chris: (Holding a tray of regular marshmallows) "Okay, the following people are safe for another day." (Flicks marshmallows at the named people) "Cameron, Lindsay, Zoey, Mike, & Sam." (The marshmallow hits Sam's head & lands on his Game-guy while he was playing it.) "Sierra, you're on the chopping block for crushing Courtney many times & making Lindsay push really slow."

(Sierra gasps in shock.)

Chris: "And Courtney, you're on the chopping block for being bossy & stealing a key from a member, of the other team."

Courtney: (Looks away.) "Who cares Chris?"

Chris: "And the loser is.." (The camera zooms to Courtney who is glaring, & Sierra crossing her fingers nervously.) "Sierra!" (Tosses the last marshmallow to Courtney.)

Sierra: (Gasps in shock) "NOOOOOO! Why me?! Why did you guys vote me off first?!"

Courtney: "If you didn't have to make Lindsay push really slow, you would've not WASTED OUR *bleep*ING TIME!"

(Then Sierra begins to tear up, & starts crying on the floor.)

Lindsay: (To Courtney) "Thanks for saving me from elimination."

Courtney: "Anytime."

Sierra: (Stops crying but she still has tears in her eyes.) "That means I have to take the hurl of shame!"

Chris: (Grinning maliciously) "Nope! This year, we've got a brand new elimination device! You'll love it!"

(We then cut to a giant toilet at the end of the Dock of Shame; Sierra is sitting inside it, while Chris and the heroes stand in front of it)

Chris: "Behold, the Flush of Shame! -patent pending!"

Heroes: (Disgusted) "Ewww!" (Lindsay was about to puke.)

Chris: "So, any final words?"

Sierra: "Well, I just wanna say-" (Before she can finish, Chris pushes a button on a remote control.) "I'M COMING CODY!" (As she was flushed down the toilet. Then a wave of toilet water washes everyone except Chris, who has an umbrella. While the heroes groan in disgust as Lindsay tried her best not to puke.)

Chris: (Giggles, tossing the umbrella aside) "Who will be flushed into the history books next, find out when we return next week, on Total Drama All-Stars!"

(End Credits)

So there you have it! Sorry if I had to eliminate Sierra first, but anyways, stay tuned for episode 2 really soon!
If you don't like it, that's fine. And I'm sorry if I have to put it in script format.
Votes:
Sierra - Cameron, Courtney, Lindsay, Mike, Zoey.
Courtney - Sam, Sierra.