Rated K due to... be so funny!
Disclaimer: I don't own transformers ok? Just the plot and the Ocs.
Well, what I have to say?
I was inspired by some videos of Shrilling Chicken, so I wrote this OneShot story, about our beloved Transformers and these dog toys.
So what happens when they cross paths with a shrilling chicken... well you have to discover!
By the way, I have a shrilling chicken, and we call them, Jurema, it's a funny name for a shaped chicken toy.
Enjoy and have fun!
Shrilling Chicken...
It is night and as is normal most of the military and civilians prepare to rest after a hard day, they have been training or working in the usual bureaucracy that plagues the superiors of the base.
But there are some exceptions since there are some military and ' Bots who prefer to stand guard, want to watch over the safety of those who are resting, was it not something happen ... such as enemy attack or surprise visits.
Some military personnel prefer to work at night because it is much quieter, so they take advantage of cleaning up the weaponry, making repairs or in the case of FirstAid to build new components or equipment to be able to repair the other 'Bots that have been injured in combat or wounded humans, or simply take advantage of scientific research that allows helping both humans and Transformers.
It's all in absolute silence... because it is normal, everyone sleeps a peaceful and restorative sleep, in case the 'Bots recharge their energies.
Nothing is heard except the sounds of nocturnal animals that enrich the night...
Absolute silence...
"SSSSHHHRIIECKKKK... cluck…cluck…cluck..."
In the silence of the night that strange sound seems to be very loud, which wakes up some of the people who are resting, including some Autobots.
Albertina and Joana lurk to find out, "Did you hear that Joana?!" The other Portuguese girl nods, "Yes... strange isn't it?!" And they're trying to figure out what's going on!
Optimus shows up at Albertina's house with his laser blaster ready to fire, "Are you two okay?" The two Portuguese girls nod, "Yes... we're just a little intrigued!" And then both girls hear another question, "Is your sparkling okay?" Albertina smiles, "Inês didn't even notice anything, sleeps like an angel!" As soon finishes talking, Magnus appears behind Prime, "'Is everything all right with you, 'Tina?" The Chef, notice that Magnus has also a blaster, "Rest assured Magnus, we're fine!" That answer was enough for the two bots to be assured.
Somewhere on the base...
"This sound is very strange Epps!" Says Lennox, who is in Boxers, and when the black soldier sees the pattern, "Beautiful boxers, Lennox!" The other raises his eye, "What !?" Epps, laughs like ever before, "I never thought you'd like teddy bears and flowers! Ahahahahah!" The other blushes a little embarrassed, "It was a gift from my daughter!" Epps' laughter infects the Major, who also laughs…hard.
The Major says between laughs, "You are a moron, Epps!" And keeps laughing...
Then both hear again...
"SSSSHHHRIIECKKKK... cluck…cluck…cluck..."
The two men can't figure out the source of the sound which is quite strange, but it's enough to put the military on duty on full alert…including more Autobots, they shout;
"Is IT AN ATTACK FROM THE ENEMY?". Bee only replies, "If that's the case, let's go to our positions and wait for Prime or Lennox to give the order to attack!" Everyone agrees right away.
Even in boxers or pyjamas, all the military grabs their weapons waiting for orders to attack...
"SSSSHHHRIIECKKKK... cluck…cluck…cluck..."
They hear again, Joana even in smaller costumes and barefoot comes out of there, "That is enough... I'll have to find out for myself!" Albertina replies, "I'm going with you cuz!" One of the female military stays at Albertina's home watching little Inês.
Joana and Albertina are followed by Prime and Magnus, and when Lennox saw them, "Did you hear it too?" Albertina replies, "Yes... this constant sound is killing this silence and it's so annoying!" Epps smiles, "Must be the Decepticons' new weapon!" Joana gets a serious look, "Don't tell me they've decided to drop an annoying sound to ruin our patience!" Lennox sees Joana's humour, "Take it easy!" Prime only shrugs, "When I don't sleep, I get cranky!" Reveals Joana, "Women!" Says Epps in a tone of grace, "Mine looks like a T-Rex when she wakes up in a bad mood!" When Albertina sees Lennox's boxers, "They're loving, these bears with flowers... pink!" And she starts laughing, infecting Joana, who despite her bad temper laughs, "What?! It's a gift from my daughter!" Joana replies, "You have good taste, those boxers look good on you!" And keep laughing.
So Joana sees something... one of the base dogs brings in his mouth a toy, and when he squeezes it with his mouth...
"SSSSHHHRIIECKKKK... cluck…cluck…cluck..."
"What in the world..." Wonders the Lusa girl when sees the shape of the toy.
They are astonished when they hear the characteristic sound of the toy, Lennox approaches the enormous German Shepherd, and removes the said toy, and when Joana sees it, " Seriously?! What does Dixon do with Jurema in his mouth?" Lennox looks at the shrilling chicken, "Is this what put the base on full alert?" Optimus and Magnus zoom, seeing the said toy, have a yellowish colour, orange beak, a reddish crest being made of rubber, "It's a chicken bird?!" Prime question curious, Albertina replies, "It's an imitation of a chicken, we usually give to dogs as a toy, my daughter has one!" Lennox looks at the toy..."I have to put an end to this noise before it wakes up the rest of the staff!" But Dixon starts running with the Rubber Chicken in his mouth, running away from everyone, "This is too much!" Says Epps
"Damn Dog…why?" Laments Lennox frustrated, "Dixon is stubborn!" Epps look at it, "Dixon give me that!" But the dog runs.
The huge German Shepherd continues to run away from them and starts making noise with the toy, the four humans and the two Mechs run after the poor animal, "DIXON, stop it!" Shouts Lennox trying to reach the dog, "This sound is really annoying!" Observe Magnus, Prime has to agree with him!
Joana just says, "Who would have thought a simple Jurema would give so many problems!" Lennox is tired of running after Dixon, so Epps manages to intercept the dog, "Now don't run away, Dixon!" Lennox removes the so-called rubber chicken from the dog's mouth, it was difficult since Dixon did not want to give the toy, "You saved Jurema from the clutches of death!" Joana laughs, Lennox and Epps look at each other, "Jurema?" The two girls start laughing like never, leaving the other two without understanding anything.
"My beloved, shall we reassure the soldiers of the base?" Lennox just says, "I'm going to... then we go to bed!" Joana yawns..."I help, then bed! We've had too much excitement, and little Agnes can wake up." Everyone agrees... and will fulfil the task that follows.
When the soldiers and the other 'Bots discovered that the sound had been provoked by a rubber chicken they were incredulous, " Seriously it was a dog toy? We always thought it was an invention of the Decepticons!" When they hear that... Lennox and Epps begin to laugh, infecting others, Joana among laughs replies, "I'm already imagining a giant-sized Jurema in Megatron's hands..." She rolls on the floor laughing her ass off, Albertina ends, "... and tightened jurema ...ahahahah!" It provokes general laughter... the poor German Shepherd is unhappy because he is without his favourite toy, Graham crouches cuddling poor Dixon, "Soon you will have your toy... now let's go to sleep." The dog accepts the English soldier pets, who meanwhile smiles, "Do not give ideas to the Decepticons ok?" Lennox and Epps laughed.
Albertina looks at the clock, "Well, this is three in the morning, what if we went to bed?" Everyone agrees with the chef, and each one goes to his quarters or else continue the surveillance.
When the two girls are about to come inside, Lennox asks, "You call it Jurema, to Shrilling Chicken, why?" Joana replies," Because it's funnier just that!" The two military personnel are enlightened, "Okay... Good night girls, sleep well!" And they got out of there.
Prime and Magnus look at their companions, and they question them, "What are you doing there? Let's go to bed!" The two Mechs entered, inside, the female soldier who had taken care of Inês is dismissed, going to her usual routine.
Elita transformed seeing the couples entering and then asks, "What was all that ruckus?" The two couples turned around to see the femme, then Joana tries to answer, but is laughing, "Well... it was..." Albertina finishes, "The dog was playing with a Jurema, and the sound put everyone crazy!" Elita lifts a ridge, "Jurema?" Prime just blurts, "A rubber chicken bird!" Elita is very surprised, "Really... a dog toy put all Base in full alert? Primus...all of you are getting crazy you know?!" Joana laughs, "Indeed Elita, indeed!" The femme just say to the two couples, "Go recharge... you need it!" And transforms into her vehicle mode entering in stasis. The two couples entered home again, going towards the bedrooms, after all, they need rest.
The base is again silent... despite that excitement, everyone fell asleep without problems, including Prime and Magnus who slept clinging to their companions for the rest of the night.
Everyone swears that from now on they would take the toys from the dogs of the base to prevent such ruckus, like this one, after all, no one needs sleepless nights due to a dogs toy.
And who sleeps... Try to imagine Megatron with a Rubber Chicken in its claws...trying to attack them.
End...