The show ed edd n eddy is definitely considered one of the greatest shows in the history of history. Even to this day my friends still recall the show with nostalgia. When I was a kid, I loved it, however, that would all come to an end one fateful day. What I'm about to tell you is something I, too this day still cannot explain and has scarred my for the rest of my life.
My story starts 12 years ago when I was still a fully grown prepubescent boy child. My dad took away my xbox as p[punishment for burning down a church. I was very angry with him at the time. I was at a loss at what to do!:( I decided to walk to my local walmart to spend my life savings of three canadian pennies and a ball of lint. When I got there there was a creepy old man standing outside the store. Suddenly, to my surprise he called me over. "Hey Kid!" He yelled! I was spooked, but walked over anyway. "Yeah?" I asked as my little child's face contorted into a confused look, and my left hand CARESSED my chin. "I wanna give you something'!" The old man said, as he gave me a toothless smile. He pulled out a small vhs tape from his greasy grimy trousers the had a crude label that read "Ed edd n eddy lost episode" I took it and examined the tape before looking back at the freaky man"Thanks" I said, shoving the tape into my pocket, and expeditiously scuttled into the store.
When I left seven hours l8er the man was gone. That night my parents went out to some stoupoid party. I was left under the care of my idiot older sister. But she ended up leaving to go to a friend's house anyway. I was browsing our dvds trying to find a scary movie to watch before I finally remembered the VhS tape. My curiosity peaked and I decided to watch the tape. After inserting the tape It started playing. The opening theme song started but it was strange. It wasn't the same as I remember. The classic whistle tune sounded more distorted. Even the visuals were different. Instead of a happy trio goofing around, instead they all looked melancholy they did was stare at the screen. I was very confused, but brushed it off. The title screen flashed onto the screen and read "Edscreet Charm of the Edgeoisie". The background however was very strange. Again instead of a normal picture it looked like a hyper realistic bloody hand reaching out to the edd boys who were far off in the distance. I will say that it was incredibly confusing and I was an idiot for not noticing the read flags but, I was a stupid kid so I digress. The episode started off with a frame of the entire cul de sac. The sky was a cloudy gray, and the music was a sad distorted jazz. Finally kevin walked onto screen but he was covered in blood and crying! It was so scary! Suddenly rolf walked over to him, kevin seemingly didn't notice. Suddenly, Rolf opened his greasy gaping maw and vored kevin! It was so scary I nearly shidded and peeped myself!1
Then the scene cut to jimmy and sarah. They were both looking at a fish bowl. The fish swam around for a bit before it suddenly died. Suddenly, Sarah and Jimmy's eyes suddenly became hyperrealistic suddenly and they started to cry blood. After three excruciating minutes of long heart wrenching sobbing, they spontaneously combusted! The next scene was of Naz. She was walking down the sidewalk before suddenly a loud inane shrieking rang out in the distance. She began to run and I saw johnny running after her waving plank in the air. He caught up and my eyes were tainted with the image of Johnny beating naz to death with plank. Finally plank grew hyper realistic human arms and legs and ate johnny. I was mortified, but finally the scene ended and I was greeted with the image of Ed and eddy sitting inside of a 1966 Ford Thunderbird facing a ravine in the woods. They were sobbing quietl double D's hat. My one left eyebrow raised in confusion. "D, d, d, d, d, did double D Die!?" I questioned puzzledly. Finally, Edd looked at Eddy and Eddy started the gas. Before the car drove off the cliff, ed and eddy held each other's hand. A polaroid photo of all three of the E boys flew out of the back of the car and landed in the dirt, before their 1966 Ford Thunderbird drove off the cliff, and into the ravine below.
I was horrified while watching but it got worse. A bloody hyper realistic version of Danny Antonucci's head floated on screen. His left eye was all bloody and his right was completely black oozing a black substance. "Hue hue hue" He laughed in a sinister way. "ISSA ME DANNY ANTONUCCI!" "I'ma gonna kill your parents and then you!" Suddenly I got a phone call! I picked it up and it was my dad! "Son." He said over the phone in which I was holding. "Your mother and I are about to be murdered by Danny antonucci!" He said. "I am sorry for taking your Xbox." "No dad!" I cried, tears streaming down my pathetic boy face. "I never should have burnt down that church! I love you!" My mom and dad said "goodbye son" and then died. Meanwhile Danny started laughing menacingly. "Ha ha ha ha, now I am going to eat you!" he smiled, showing his sharp bloody teeth. "You better start running!" Suddenly his big meaty head popped out of the television screen! "Uh oh better skedaddle!" I yelled. As Danny Antonucci's bloody hyper realistic head with one bloody eye and one black gooey eye chased me, I ran into the bathroom and blacked out then and there.
When I woke up I was in the hospital with my big idiot sister. "Brother!" She cried, tears streaming down her idiot face, "I was so worried!" She told me that she and the police found me passed out in the bathroom. I had apparently smacked my head across the toilet. She gave me a big hug, and told me that mom and dad had been murdered by a murdering murderer. I knew the real story but didn't tell her anything. I'm 24 now and living in my sister's basement. I haven't told anyone the events of that night and haven't watched ed edd n eddy since then. But I will never watch ed edd n eddy again because I'm scared that perhaps if I do, then Danny Antonucci will come for me, and fulfill his plans he had for me that night.