Geralt v Ash: The Dawn of Justice or How I Discovered True Joy by Slaying Pocket Monstrosities
A narrative synergy
By Maxey
INTRODUCTORY MESSAGE
Hello die-hard fans, aka every single person in the universe, and welcome to the newest and perhaps most important piece of narrative work ever conceived in this reality.
I don't need to introduce myself but I will say that by reading this you agree to implicitly accept my unending greatness and vast literary prowess into your heart of hearts.
As I'm writing this I haven't even started work on what the story is really about but suffice it to say, it's a great, deep narrative that gracefully and expertly deals with hard to address themes and subjects its readers to directly deal with their own problems and tribulations.
Your life will literally change after you read the first paragraph, so be warned and plan accordingly.
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Alright, now sit back, prepare a snack, put on some Bach and pet your cat, for the greatest storyteller is back!