Elizabeth Tudor was an odd queen. She had many naughty secrets. One of them was Robert Dudley the other was Dylan F.
She woke up in a bed with Robert Dudley without any clothes. But none of her ladies could even hear a rumor about that. Why? Because Dylan F. took her place whenever she had a romp with Dudley.
She was able to have a lot of secret affairs like this. Dylan F looked like Elizabeth when he wore a dress. And one time John Phoenix caught him in bed with one of Elizabeth's lovers
John Phoenix didn't turn him in because Elizabeth wanted to make out with John Phoenix. If John Phoenix snitched on Dylan F., he wouldn't get to make out with Elizabeth. And Elizabeth was crafty she'd say John Phoenix lied then execute him.
Because nothing would get in the way of Elizabeth's fun. Because Elizabeth was Boleyn. Her aunt was a medieval callgirl and her mother was called one. So why shouldn't Elizabeth have some fun? Who was going to know?
