It was your 'typical' day at the black bulls, well just about as typical as you could imagine. However today was... different.
Noelle opened the door and walked inside with her head hanging down. "You alk need to see this..." Noelle said quietly pointing outside. "If its the salesman tell them we ain't buying." Yami replied in his usual non caring tone. "No you all REALLY have it see this." Noelle Said insisting. "If its something that's going to make me throw up I'm leaving." Zora said getting up and walking outside with everyone in tow.
What they saw was... On one hand it was... Majestic. The other hand was more along the lines of... Why?
There he stood... Asta in his full glory. His Hair completely jet black, exuding Black Anti-Magic around his body, his muscles completely visible for all to see. He wasn't wearing any shoes, or a shirt for that matter, to the uncultured eye he looked like a madman. But no... Asta was no more... what stood there was neither Asta or a Chad... He was Chadsta!
"Ah so you've brought everyone after all." Chadsta Said as he turned around to look at his teammates. "Oh no he's hot." Said Grey as she burned the image of Chadsta into her eyes. "Put a shirt on weirdo." Yami said to Asta. What happened made everyone jaw drop to the floor. Chadsta slapped yami so hard the Dark magic left his body completely.
"It's rude to call 'Chadsta' weird, Sukehiro Yami Danchou." Chadsta spoke softly as he looked up into his captains eyes. Then the unthinkable that no one in a million years would ever think would got on his hands and knees and said the one thing that made everyone know this waz serious. "I'm so sorry Chadsta please forgive me." Yami pleaded as tears began to flow from his eyes.
"Vanessa give me your strongest liquor, because I need to drink after this." Gauche said in defeat. "He's too dangerous to be left alive!" Yelled Zora. Chadsta gave a glare at Zora, the masked man could only scream in terror mentally as he was truly afraid of becoming a beta bitch in front of this majestic Chad. Nay! CHADSTA.
"Asta.." Noelle tried to speak out but later regretted her decision with a menacing glare from Asta as his now Crimson eyes glowed beautifully. "C-Chadsta would you tell us... C-Common people what happened?" Noelle begged as she got on her hands and knees and bowed with RESPECT.
"What happened? Isn't it easy to see..? I've evolved... I'm not Asta anymore, but I'm also not the same MAN you see before you... No I'm not Asta nor a Chad... I've..." Chadsta was saying as he floated into the air, his anti-magic wings sprouting from his back flapping. And made one of the Absolute most badass poses that could make any woman soil themselves, Any man give up and submit, anyone give up in the presence of this majestic Chad... Man... Beast...
"Ascended." Asta simply said as the sun was shining above behind him, his Black wings covering the left and right parts of the sun as he floated in the air... Majestically.
Asta then floated back to the ground, the eyes of the black bulls in absolute awe.
"P...PLEASE HAVE MY BABIES!" Charmy yelled out with her head pressed against the ground, bowing with the utmost respect. "NO ME!" Vanessa cried out. "I WANT IT!" Noelle screamed. "I-it can't be all the women... They're flocking to him..." Magna said in horror, his sunglasses falling to the ground.
"Henry." Asta spoke out only once. That one time was enough to make the bedridden long haired man run outside towards everyone. "Yes!?" Henry asked with the utmost respect. "Think you can come with us?" Chadsta asked sincerely. Henry got on one knees and bowed his head. "Of course." Henry answered.
Luck ran up to Asta and looked him in the eyes.. He had fire well lightning left in his eyes. "Teach me-" Luck wss trying to say but was then bitch slapped to the ground, causing all the lightning magic in his body to leave. "You don't run to Chadsta without permission." Chadsta was saying looking down at the lightning mage in discontent. "Your absolutely right I'm so sorry Chadsta." Luck said bowing his head in defeat. "So lucky..." Nero said biting her finger. She wanted that slap instead.
"Arise my nakama it's time for us to leave." Chadsta said. "Chadsta where are we going... If I so may ask." Finral asked being absolutely careful with his words. "To make some errands" Chadsta answered.
Authors Comment: This was an idea I JUST came up with. And no need to worry it's too funny to give up so there'll be a completion, it'll just take a bit. Rate and review.. I'm going to cry myself to sleep from how funny this was. Goodbye.