"Did you guys know that Daniel has a playful side? It came out last night and, boy, was I surprised. But I love it, he's so cute and adorable."
"VALA! We don't talk about our private lives in public", he said in a stage whisper, leaning his head close to her.
"We talk about what we do all the time."
Daniel got up from the table and pulled her with him, he gave a painful look to everyone at the table. Everyone was smirking, eyes twinkling. Daniel hung his head
"I'm talking about sex Vala, we don't talk about sex in public."
He steered her out the door and down the hall.
"Why not, everyone else does."
Daniel wrapped an arm around her waist, she did the same.
"No, they don't."
"Yes, they do, I hear them all time."
"Like whom?"
"Like most people here at the SGC."
"OK, then WE don't. Adult profession people don't."
"Cam does. After every date."
"Cam isn't strictly an adult, and he's professional only when he has to be, if then."
"Sam and Jack do."
"No they don't."
"Yes, they do."
"I've never heard them."
"You haven't been listening."
Daniel hung his head back and groaned.