Hey ever wanted a Wreck-it Ralph sequel that was, you know, GOOD. Well there are a few other people who got you covered but I wanted to also take a crack at it. As someone who, for the lack of a better word, "Disliked", Ralph Breaks the Internet, I wanted to try my hand at writing a better sequel after getting inspired by jbwarner86 and their take on a good sequel.

Note, while writing this story, I put a self-imposed challenge on myself that means that I have to keep some of plot elements of the original. Things like Sugar Rush going out of order, Vanellope going to OhMyDisney, and Ralph becoming an internet star. Characters like KnowsMore, Spamly, Yesss, and Maybe are also staying in my story. I am changing Yesss and Maybe's names, (because frankly their names are horrible), and their roles in the story. Fuck Shank, Fuck Slaughter Race, Fuck That Stupid Song, FUCK ALL THAT STUFF, those things aren't in my story is what I'm trying to say.

Other changes include, changed character motivations, Ralph and Vanellope's relationship not feeling like pedophilia, Felix and Calhoun having a sub-plot with the racers, and Rancis, Taffyta, and Candlehead, accompanying Ralph in the Internet.

So if you stayed this long, let's begin the story and see what happens.

Chapter One: Where We Last Left Off

"My name's Ralph, I'm a bad guy, THE bad guy of Fix-It Felix Jr. For thirty years the people of my game really didn't like me, I mean they HATED me. During arcade hours it was understandable, BUT after work, huh, they treated me like mud. Well, except maybe Felix, he seemed like a nice guy. But all that changed the day that I decided to do the dangerous deed of going Turbo and accidently ended up in the candy go-kart game next to the whack-a-mole, known as Sugar Rush.

There I met a little, slightly annoying, glitch girl named Vanellope von Schweetz. Working together, we quickly found out that we had a lot in common, she was also hated amongst the people of her game and wanted something more out of life. We then found out that her game had been taken over by Turbo disguised as the game's fake ruler, King Candy. But, with the help Felix and his newly wed wife Calhoun, we were able to beat Turbo, save Sugar Rush from the Cy-Bug invasion, and restore Vanellope's place as the game's princess, or president as she likes to call herself. *sigh* I still can't believe that today marks the three-month anniversary of that day."

All the bad guys at the Bad-Anon clapped as Ralph finished his introduction, then Clyde spoked,

"Thank you for sharing Ralph and congratulations on everything that has been happening to you recently. In fact, your actions of what you did in Sugar Rush has actually been giving us bad guys a better name for ourselves."

"Really? That's great."

Then another bad guy spoke up,

"Hey, I am Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik, I'm a bad guy, I've come to make an announcement, because of you Ralph, Sonic is no longer calling me names after arcade hours." Eggman then looked down sadly "Because *sniff*, those names really did hurt."

Then, the King Koopa two seats to Eggman's right also spoke up,

"Yeah, he's right, oh ah, Bowser, I'm bad guy. But anyways, for the last couple of weeks, Mario, Luigi, and even Princess Peach, have been helping me rebuild my castles after the arcade closes. So, thanks Ralph."

"No problem guys, but we can all still agree that it's best to take life one game at a time."

"YEAH!" All the bad guys cheered in unison.

"All right now let's close up with The Bad Guy Affirmation." Clyde stated as they all stood up, held hands and began to speak in unison.

"I'm bad and that's good, I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be, than me."

"Alright, stay safe out there, and see you all next week." Clyde said as all the other bad guys left Pac-Man and headed back to Game Central Station.

Game Central Station was blooming with video game characters from all the games at Litwak's Arcade. Recently the Station has had more characters then normal, ever since Ralph and the gang defeated Turbo, and Vanellope reclaimed Sugar Rush, the characters of the game have been able to explore Game Central Station as well as the other games in the arcade. Among the games cast of candy-coated characters and sugar fueled racers, was the energetic president of the game and by far its best racer, Vanellope von Schweetz.

Vanellope was happily waiting outside of Pac-Man, for Ralph. He promised her that they'd hang out today after the arcade closed and after he was done with his Bad-Anon meeting, but Vanellope didn't mind waiting. To Vanellope, Ralph was her best friend who would always be there to help her out, give advice, or make her laugh, whenever she needed it.

"Hey kid." Ralph said as exited Pac-Man and waved at Vanellope. "How was the Random Roster Race today?"

"It was AWESOME!" Vanellope exclaimed as she jumped out of the seat. "I was killing it the whole time, until the ending when Taffyta caught up to me. It was really close until I, ZHLOOP, glitched right in front of her and won the race." Vanellope glitch on to Ralph's shoulder for added affect. "It threw Taffyta off so much, that she ended up losing second place to Snowanna and came in third." She said while laughing.

Ralph chuckled, "Well it seems like you had a good day."

"I did, how was yours?" Asked Vanellope.

"It was good. Some nostalgia buffed kid was playing my game today and managed to get all the way up to level fifty."

"Wow."

"Wow is right, I really had to step up my game. No ones gotten that high for about eighteen years."

"Amazing."

"Other than that, things have been going great for other bad guys all across the arcade."

"Wait, really?"

"Yep, all because of me and you." Ralph says as he gently boops Vanellope's nose causing her to giggle. "Anyway kid, what do you want to do tonight?"

"Oh, I know. Come on." Vanellope said excitedly jumping off of Ralph's shoulder and ran off into the station.

"Right behind ya." Ralph remarked as he started to follow her.