I DO NOT OWN THE CROWN. ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO PETER MORGAN AND NETFLIX. I WAS COMMISSIONED BY A FRIEND OF MINE WHO GOT THE IDEA FROM WATCHING SEASON 4 OF THE CRIWN AND THE SOUTH PARK EPISODE: THE RETURN OF THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING TO THE TWO TOWERS. AT FIRST, I THOUGHT THAT THE PREMISE WAS STRANGE, BUT IF I'M BEING HONEST...THAT'S WHAT ATTRACTED ME TO IT. ANYWAY, I HOPE THAT I AM DOING MY FRIEND'S IDEA JUSTICE.

FACE CLAIMS

LENNOX POOLE-FINN WOLFHARD

ZANE MORRIS- NOAH SCHNAPP

JONAS BALL- CALEB MCLAUGHLIN

RUPERT RICHARDS- GATEN MATARAZZO

SKYE PALMER- MILLIE BOBBY BROWN

PRINCESS DIANA- EMMA CORRIN

PRINCE CHARLES- JOSH O'CONNOR

I have no doubt that most of my countrymen and future historians will call me a liar. But the story that I am about to tell you is real, for I was there; I saw it. This story is one of adventure. It takes place during my youth. The last All Hallow's eve of our childhoods. On this night, my mates and I went on a fantastical journey to a place that was a world away. On this night, we lived a fantasy. On this night, the dignity of the British monarchy was in our hands...


Fitzjohn's Primary School. Camden Town. London, England. October 30, 1987.

Lennox Poole felt as free as a bird. Classes at his primary school were done for the week and tomorrow would be Halloween: by far the greatest holiday on God's green Earth. You could eat all the sweets you wanted, as long as they weren't poisonous.

As Lennox exited the school, he caught up with all his mates. They were thick as thieves and they mainly spent their time playing Dungeons and Dragons. The popular board game had eventually crossed the Atlantic and was now being taken up by Englishmen of all ages.

In this party, there was Lennox who was a brave and noble Paladin. His alignment was lawful good.

Then there was Zane Morris who was a wise mage. His Alignment was lawful neutral.

There was also Jonas Ball who was a cunning ranger. His alignment was Chaotic neutral.

There was Rupert Richards who was a joyful bard. His alignment was Chaotic good.

Finally, there was Skye Palmer, the sole female of the party and a skillful cleric. Her alignment was neutral good. The friends greeted each other warmly and expressed their excitement at the joy to come.

"I can't believe it, just a few more hours and then it's All Hallows' Eve!" Jonas announced with enthusiasm in his voice.

"Free sweets that we don't have to pay for, what could be better than that?" Rupert asked as his mouth watered at the thought.

"How bout D&D?" Lennox offered. "Me older brother Winston wrote us a new campaign and he said it's gonna be ace!"

"How can you be sure?" Zane inquired.

"Because no one can write like me brother can!" Lennox exclaimed with determination. "If he says it's brilliant, then it is bloody brilliant."

"I can't wait to go guising tomorrow night!" Skye exclaimed with glee. "My mum has almost finished my cleric costume." As they walked, Zane's head popped up.

"Oi, I just thought of a bloody brilliant idea!" He exclaimed as he stopped the group in their tracks. "I say, that tomorrow night after we score a shit ton of sweets, we have ourselves an LARP!"

"My God...that's bloody sweet!" Lennox exclaimed as the group were all enthusiastic about the whole idea.

"I'm telling you, this All Hallows' Eve is gonna be one for the books." Rupert declared. Little did he know how prophetic his words would become...


Kensington Palace. Later that evening.

Meanwhile, on the other side of London, all was not quite as fab. Diana, Princess of Wales was sitting on a couch feeling a great swell of pity for herself. She had found a letter that her husband: Prince Charles, had written to his mistress: Camilla Parker-Bowles. The woman was married as well as the prince, but that didn't stop the affair. She knew that any tenderness that he'd had for her was overshadowed by his love for Camilla. Suddenly, Charles came into the room and Diana quickly wiped her tears away.

"Are you ready?" He asked. "We must leave for the party soon."

"Of course, just a moment dear." She said as the royal couple locked eyes. Charles knew that his wife was crying and he also knew why, but he wasn't going to say or do anything about it. Diana couldn't help but resent him just a little for it. She got off off the couch, straightened herself up, and prepared for another night of acting like everything was perfect in her world.

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