So, I know that everyone is going to be fucking pissed at me because I haven't updated my Twilight story in a while and I am sad to say that, while I am not ending it, it may take me a while (not really that long, but not right away) to update it again. (Believe me, I know, I'm a horrible human being). But I will say that I have just hit a bit of a rut in my writing brain and Mrs. Muse is just being a little difficult right now. However, I thought to myself, "Self," because that is what one says when thinking something important, "Self, what is something that you really enjoy reading, but have finally read all of in archive and no one is updating? (*heckler in the audience* hypocritical bitch, isn't she?) RESIDENT EVIL: VILLAGE FANFICTION WITH LADY DIMITRESCU!" I thought I might start a request thing where I'll write a one-shot as every chapter and every one-shot will just be a request on my Tumblr. So, yeah, if you have a request about female-based one-shots with Lady D, then I suggest you hop on over to Tumblr and start requesting! *Stage whispers* ehem, and I may or may not have an idea that someone could elaborate further in the requests about somehow the Baroness, yes, the one and only from Cruella, and Lady D crossing paths at some point. (Apparently, my gay brain likes the idea of strong, black haired milfs) not that I'm complaining.

Anyway, I got this idea from a writer that I found on Archive of our own, because I had already seen Cruella like seven times at that point and was not helping with trying to feed my addiction, and I had found a lovely collection of one-shots in FriesnotFriendly's page and I literally did not come out of my bat cave the entire day so I could read those. They gave me the inspiration to try this and hopefully it will get my creative juices flowing again for my Twilight story so you guys aren't left hanging around out there. My Tumblr is Just-another-gay-bitch and I hope you all like this idea. Again, I will try and update my other story and start the ones that I had promised, but until then, I will use this inspiration.

Adios amigos,

until I see you next time,

Shyloeh