Two identical girls around eight years of age appeared on screen. Their wavy brown hair bounced energetically as they laughed and waved for the camera, hazel eyes twinkling against their tan skin in the sunlight.

"Hi, I'm Ella!"

"And I'm Etta!"

"We're Alya's sisters and we're doing this video for the Ladyblog."

"Because Alya is busy."

"That's right! She's helping Ladybug by being Rena Rouge."

"See, there she is!" The screen blurred as the camera turned to show a large green dome filled with copies of Ladybug, Chat Noir, and – yes – Rena Rouge. Hawkmoth and Mayura could just be seen in the middle of the throng.

"All those extra Ladybugs and Chat Noirs and Rena Rouges are really illusions our sister made to help Ladybug beat Hawkmoth."

"Ladybug is really Marinette. She's Alya's best friend and she helps babysit us sometimes."

"Marinette is the best because she always brings treats from her parents' bakery."

"Their bakery is just over there." The view swings across the park to settle on the T Boulangerie across the road, visible through the wrought iron fence.

"Do you think Alya will take us there on our way home?"

"I hope so. Marinette threw our lunch at Hawkmoth."

"Quick, you're missing it!" With a blur of movement the camera's focus returns to the dome, stopping just in time to see Rena Rouge catch Mayura under the jaw with her flute.

"You get her Alya!"

"Anyway, Marinette is in love with Aaaaadriiiieeeen." The boy's name was drawn out in a sing-song voice.

"Ssshhhh! He's not supposed to know that because it's a secret." Giggles could be heard from off screen.

"Adrien always says Marinette is his very good friend."

"But Adrien is really Chat Noir, and everyone knows Chat Noir loves Ladybug."

"And since Marinette is Ladybug that means he actually loves Marinette."

"And she loves him!"

"They love each other!"

"Yay!"

"Alya will be happy."

"She has been trying to get them together for ages."

"She said it would never happen because they are both 'oblivious idiots'."

"He loves you Marinette!"

"He wants to kiss you. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mhwah!" Ella made kissing noises to illustrate her point.

"Adrien's nice, but we don't see him much because his dad keeps him super busy."

"He's also best friends with Nino, who is Alya's boyfriend."

"Hi Nino!" The camera zoomed in on a green-clad hero, who inclined his head in acknowledgement even as he concentrated on maintaining the dome barrier.

"He's helping Ladybug too by being Carapace."

"He also helped Ladybug when our other sister Nora was akumatised by Hawkbum!" More giggles.

"Mum told you not to call him that."

"But he is!"

"I know, but Mum said it's a bad word."

"Nino thinks Adrien's dad is a big fat meanie poo."

"Because he makes Adrien work too hard."

"And never lets him see his friends."

"Nino wants to punch Adrien's dad in the face!"

"Pow!"

"Except he can't because he has to keep the Shell-ter up to stop the bad guys escaping."

"It looks like Adrien is punching his dad in the face instead."

"Go Adrien!"

"Because his dad is really Hawkbum!"

"He is a big fat meanie poo!"

"Hawkbum is a meanie poo! Hawkbum is a meanie poo!"

"Alya has helped Ladybug before too. She became Rena Rouge when Hawkbum akumatised us."

"We were the Sapotis!" the two girls cried in unison.

"Oooh look! Marinette has tied up Hawkbum and Mayura with her yoyo."

"See, you're calling him that now too."

"I know. Sssshhh!"

The camera zoomed in on the villains as Ladybug removed the Butterfly Miraculous from Hawkmoth's chest and Chat snatched the Peacock Miraculous from Mayura.

"La-dy-bug! La-dy-bug!"

"We love Chat! We love Chat!"

"Hey, isn't that the mean lady who works for Adrien's dad?"

"Yeah. She is Mayura."

"Mypooa!" Both girls dissolved into another fit of giggles.

"We've seen her on Adrien's phone telling him he's not allowed to do anything fun."

"I've seen her at Mum's work too. She goes there for lunch sometimes."

"Our Mum is a great cook. That's why she's the head chef at the Grand Paris Hotel."

"That's Chloe's dad's hotel."

"Chloe is in Alya's class at school, but they're not friends."

"Chloe used to be Queen Bee."

"Alya says Chloe isn't allowed to be Queen Bee anymore because she acts like a meanie poo sometimes too."

"That's because Chloe doesn't like Alya and Marinette."

"Nino thinks Chloe is mean to them because she secretly has a crush on them."

"She doesn't like Chat Noir much either."

"Maybe she has a crush on Chat Noir too?"

"She definitely has a crush on Ladybug."

"And her Adrikins." Ella employed her best Chloe impression.

"So she does have a crush on Chat Noir!"

"And Marinette!"

"What about Alya?"

"Dunno. I don't think Alya wants Chloe to have a crush on her because Nino already has a crush on her."

"And Alya already has a crush on Nino too."

"Which is why they are girlfriend and boyfriend and play Super Penguino together."

"Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!" It was Etta's turn to make kissing noises.

"Chloe is going to have to be nice to Marinette when she finds out that Marinette is really Ladybug."

"And that Adrien is really Chat Noir. He won't like her being mean to his Lady."

"I don't think anyone will like her being mean to Marinette anymore."

"Or Alya."

"Or Nino."

"Or Chat Noir."

"Hey Marinette! Are you going to kiss Adrien now?" Even as far from the camera as she was, a pink tinge was visible on the heroine's cheeks.

"There's Officer Roger. It looks like he's taking Adrien's dad and the mean lady away to jail."

"But Marinette promised to string them up on the Eiffel Tower."

"Hawkbum is going to jail! Hawkbum is a meanie poo!"

"Mypooa is going to jail! Mypooa is a meanie poo!"

"Officer Roger is Sabrina's dad. Sabrina is in Alya's class too and is friends with Chloe."

"Yeah, friends."

"Alya says Chloe likes to make Sabrina do all her homework."

"Marinette says Sabrina needs to stand up for herself more."

"Nino says Sabrina wants Chloe to step on her."

"Ow! Wouldn't that hurt? Why would she want Chloe to do that?"

"I don't know. It hurt when you stepped on my foot yesterday."

"I said sorry!"

"I know. It's better now."

"Nino says weird things sometimes."

"I think Alya wants her phone back." Rena Rouge could be seen off to the side, gesturing at the camera, before being obscured by the wave of Miraculous Ladybugs sweeping the park.

"But they haven't kissed yet!"

"Alright, alright, hold on Alya." The camera turned away as the police van housing the villains drove off, the twins' faces coming back into view.

"Ok. Well you've been watching Marinette–"

"Ladybug!"

"And Adrien–"

"Chat Noir!"

"Beat Hawkbum and Mypooa!"

"With help from our sister Alya–"

"Rena Rouge!"

"And her boyfriend Nino–"

"Carapace!"

"This is Etta!"

"And Ella!"

"And we're signing off for the Ladyblog."

"Aaaaawwww! Look! They're kissing! They're KISSING!!!"

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