The title appears on the screen showing "Victorious on Deck"
At Hollywood Arts High School, the gang (except Trina) are at the Asphalt Café where Tori is on her computer trying to get tickets to win a trip to the S.S. Tipton for spring break
"Aye Tori." André says
"Oh come on!" Tori yelled
"Come on what?" Beck asked
"I'm trying to get us tickets to the S.S. Tipton." Tori replied
"Oh I love the S.S. Tipton." Cat said
"I heard it's very fun." Robbie says
"Why are you trying to get tickets to the S.S. Tipton?" Jade asked
"I thought it would be nice of me to take us there for our spring break." Tori replied
"Well get those tickets." André says
"We can help you." Cat said
"Let's get those tickets." Robbie says
"André already said that man!" Rex yelled
"Must you yell at me?" Robbie asked
"Must you be an idiot?" Rex asked
"Ha a nerd getting yelled at by his own puppet." Jade laughed
"That's so sad." Beck says
School bell rings
"Time to get to class." Sikowitz says
"Dang it lunch is over." Tori said
"Wanna do it after school at your house?" André asked
"Yes." Tori replied
After school, the gang is at Tori's house and they are still trying to get tickets
"Ugh it's been all day." Tori says
"Why is it so hard to get these tickets?" André asked
"I'm starting to get frustrated." Jade said
Cat's computer shows that she won the tickets
"I won! I won! I won!" Cat yelled
"You won the tickets?" Beck asked
"Yep." Cat replied
Cheer applause
"Now we can all go on vacation." Robbie said
The parents walk down
"What's going on here?" Mrs. Vega asked
"Why is everyone screaming?" Mr. Vega asked
"My friends and I just won tickets to the S.S. Tipton." Tori replied
It's true." Cat says
"When are you leaving?" Mrs. Vega asked
"During our spring break." Tori replied
"You're taking Trina with." Mr. Vega said
"What?" Tori asked
"He said you're taking Trina with us." Jade replied
"Why do you force me to take Trina with me everywhere?" Tori asks
"Either you take Trina with, or you don't go at all. Do we make ourselves clear?!" Mrs. Vega asked
"Yes." Tori said in a tone meaning she isn't thrilled about it
"Trina get down here!" Mr. Vega yelled
"What is something here for me?" Trina asked as she walks downstairs
"You're going with Tori and the others to the S.S. Tipton." Mrs. Vega said
"I am? I got to go pack." Trina says as she runs back upstairs
"Have fun." Mr. Vega said
The parents walk away
"Well this is going to suck now." André says
"If your sister sings one time, I swear I will use my scissors and cut her tongue out." Jade said
"Isn't that a little harsh?" Robbie asked
"Come on dude. How many of you have thought of cutting Trina's tongue out?" Beck asked
They all raise their hand including Tori
"Let's just hope the S.S. Tipton doesn't have karaoke." Tori said
"But I love karaoke." Cat says
Trina comes back down with 6 bags
"Okay I'm packed up." Trina said
"What's in those bags? A body?" Jade asked
"No it's all my clothes." Trina says
"Spring break is only for one week? How much clothes do you need?" Beck asked
"I don't tell you how to live your life. So don't tell me how to live mine." Trina says
"Let's just get to the car." Tori said
"Who's driving?" Robbie asked
"Beck is." Jade replied
They head out to Beck's car and they put their bags in the trunk
"Next stop, S.S. Tipton." Tori said
"Bye Tori's house." Cat said
"It's a house! Don't say bye to it!" Jade yelled causing Cat to squeal
"Okay!" Cat says in her Victorious Season 1 voice
Beck turns on his car and they drive off
Now we cut to the S.S. Tipton
"It's great to have you back on deck, Maddie." London says
"Thanks London." Maddie says
"Kids can I have your attention please?" Mr. Moseby asked
"What is it?" London asked
"What did the twins do now?" Bailey asked
"We didn't do anything." Zack said
"We swear." Cody says
"You shouldn't swear." Maddie said
"Relax. We have some guests coming to stay with us for a week. They're coming all the way from Los Angeles." Mr. Moseby says
"Oh Hollywood. Nice." London says
"How old are they?" Maddie asked
"Are they single?" Cody asked
"Cody why would you ask that?" Bailey asked
"Yeah you're dating Bailey." London says
"He was asking for me." Zack says
"Oh." Bailey said
"Well they are all too old for you anyways. They're all around 18 to 19 years old." Mr. Moseby says
"So do you know when they will get here?" Cody asked
"It won't be for a while." Mr. Moseby says
"Well they better get here soon." Zack said
"Aw does Zack want to get with the ladies?" London asked
"No." Zack lies
"Yes." London said in Zack's voice
"Maybe." Zack said
Tori Vega TheSlap Update: My friends and I won tickets to the S.S. Tipton. It's going to be so much. FEELING: Excited
"How long until we get to the S.S. Tipton?" Tori asked
"In 15 miles." André says
"Why does it have to be so far away?" Jade asked
"It's on a ship." Robbie said
"No dip, Sherlock!" Rex yelled
"You seriously had to bring Rex with you?" Trina asked
"He gets lonely." Robbie said
"You know someday you'll have to give him up eventually." Trina says
"Then maybe girls will like you more." Jade said
"So if I give him up, will either of you date me." Robbie asked
"Gross." Jade said
"I'd rather date Sinjin." Trina said
"I thought Robbie wanted me to be his lady." Cat said in her thoughts
"For once, Trina is right. You're 18. I think you need to give Rex up one day." Beck said
"Ha he will never give me up since he's going to be a worthless loser for the rest of his life." Rex says
"HEY!" Cat yelled
"What?" Tori asked
"Nothing." Cat says
"I'm not going to be alone. I'll be with Cat." Robbie said
"Ha! Take that you stupid puppet!" Cat said in her thoughts
"In your dreams." Rex said
"Okay this is sad." Trina says
"Can we go to the next scene already?" Tori asked breaking the 4th wall
"You can say that again." André says
Robbie Shapiro TheSlap Update: I'm not going to grow alone for the rest of my life. FEELING: Irritated
The next scene shows Trina, Cat and Jade playing cards
"The next scene is taking place here?" Trina asked breaking the 4th wall
"It looks like it." Cat replied
"At least Robbie and Rex aren't fighting anymore." Jade says
"You super glued duck tape over his mouth." Robbie said
"Just be glad I didn't use it on you." Jade says
"Calm down, baby." Beck said as he walks up to his girlfriend
"Beck if you're here, who's driving the car?" Trina asked
"I am." André says
"So how much longer until we arrive?" Tori asked
"Not too much longer. We're only 5 miles away." André replied
"Thanks for taking over the driving." Beck said
"No problem." André says
"I have to wazz." Trina said
"Go to the bathroom." Beck said
"You don't have a bathroom." Cat says
"Yes he does." Jade said
"After that incident where we got stuck in the RV at the beach, I decided to build a toilet in my RV." Beck says
"Good enough for me." Trina said as she runs to the bathroom
"Did you also replace the windows?" Tori asked
"Big time. Now we don't have to worry about being stuck in here anymore." Beck replied
"I hated being stuck in here that day." Robbie says
"Aw I feel bad." Cat said
"Well why did it take you so long to pee?" Jade asked
"I didn't. These two boys wanted me to play with them and I tried to go back to you guys but they had all these cool activities." Cat replied
"Well at least you had a good time that day!" André yelled
"Yeah while you were having fun, we were sweating to death. I drank filthy fish water." Robbie says
"I sweated for the first time!" Jade yelled
"We could have died." Trina said in the background meaning she heard everything as she walks out of the bathroom
"I'm sorry." Cat said
"Okay can we forget that ever happened?" Tori asked
"You don't have to tell me twice." Jade replied
"Okay people in about 10 minutes, we should be arriving at the S.S. Tipton." André says
"Finally." Jade said
Back at the S.S. Tipton
"Are our guests here yet?" Zack asked
"Do you see them?" London asked
"No." Zack replied
"Then they aren't here." London said
"London you don't have to be rude." Bailey says
"Yeah." Maddie said
"Don't worry. They should be here any moment." Mr. Moseby says
"Good." Cody said
"You boys better not do anything to disappoint our guests." Mr. Moseby said
"We won't." Zack and Cody said at the same time
"I mean it." Mr. Moseby said in a serious tone
"We swear we won't do anything to disappoint them." Zack said
"Good. And don't swear either." Mr. Moseby says
"I can't wait to meet them." Bailey said
"They better be friendly." London says
"Raven and Hannah are friendly so I'm sure our new guests are going to be friendly too." Maddie said
"Yeah." Cody said
Tori Vega TheSlap Update: We finally made it to the S.S. Tipton. It looks so cool. This is going to be the best vacation ever! FEELING: Pumped
"Wow so this is the S.S. Tipton?" Tori asked
"I imagined it better." Jade said
"Better not sink like the Titanic." Trina says
"Do we go in or do we wait for someone?" Robbie asked
Mr. Moseby walks down
"Welcome to the S.S. Tipton. I've been expecting you. Please step on board." Mr. Moseby says
They all get on the ship
"Oh my god this place is so cool." Trina said
"This place is sick." André says
"If this place makes you sick then you can just leave." Mr. Moseby said
"He meant it as awesome!" Jade yelled
"Okay lady. You don't need to shout." Mr. Moseby said
"Careful." Beck says
"You wouldn't like it when Jade gets angry." Tori said
"She'll rip you to pieces." Cat says
"Or worse." Jade said
"Great another rude person. Well this is where you will be staying." Mr. Moseby says
"Are those our guests?" Bailey asked
"Yes. I'm Tori Vega. This is my sister Trina, and my friends Jade, Robbie, Beck, André, and Cat." Tori said
"You're so hot." London said
"Thank you." Robbie says
"I wasn't taking to you ugly 4 eyes. I was talking to the guy with great hair." London says
"Well thanks." Beck said
"I'm his girlfriend so back off!" Jade yelled
"Easy baby." Beck said
"I'm Zack. This is my brother Cody." Zack said
"Sup." Cody said
"Aw aren't you cute." Trina says
"Thanks." Zack said
"So what's your name?" Robbie asked
"Bailey Pickett and yes I have a boyfriend and if I didn't, I wouldn't date you." Bailey says
"You're just getting roasted." Rex said
"It's so nice to have guests." London says
"Are you really from Hollywood?" Maddie asked
"Indeed we are." Trina said
"We go to a school called Hollywood Arts." Tori says
"It's the best school ever." Cat said
I think I heard about that school?" Mr. Moseby says
"It's the school for talented people." London said
"And that!" Jade said referring to Trina
"Hey I have some talent." Trina said
"Karate is not talent." Jade said
"Uh actually it is." André says
"Never correct me!" Jade said
"Sorry." André said
Robbie Shapiro TheSlap Update: Will any girl ever be interested in me? FEELING: Lonely
"Alright, well you people will be staying in these rooms. Also whatever Zack and Cody tell you what to do, don't listen to them. They cause a lot of trouble." Mr. Moseby says
"How can they cause trouble?" Beck asked
"You know how us kids can be." Cody replied
"We can be a real handful." Zack said
"No kidding." London said
Tori, Cat, and Jade are in one room, Trina has her own room, while the boys are in their room
"This place is so cool." Tori said
"It's nice to take some time off from school." Cat said
"You wanna roast the boys behind their backs?" Jade asked
"Do I?" Tori said in an exciting tone meaning she's into it
"Yes." Cat said
"Robbie is such a weirdo." Jade says
"Tell me about it. He turned 18 a few months ago and he still carries around a stupid puppet." Tori says
"No one his age would carry a puppet to school." Cat said
"Not even Sinjin. And he's more of a weirdo than Robbie, Sikowitz, and Trina combined." Jade says
"With all the insults, I'm surprised he still has that thing." Tori said
"Says the girl who saved his life 7 months ago when he was about to be dead for good." Cat said
"Cat?" Tori says
"Hi." Cat said
We quickly go to Trina in her room
"I can't believe I have to be in a room all by myself. Now who am I going to gossip with?" Trina asked herself
London walks in
"London, what are you doing here?" Trina asked
"I'm going to bunk with you." London replied
"Really?" Trina says
"Yeah." Said London
"Sweet. Now I have someone to gossip to." Trina said
"Oh I love gossiping. Did you know that Cody and Bailey are a couple?" London asked
"No I did not know that. Probably because we all just met." Trina replied
"You don't need to be rude." London says
"Sorry." Trina said
"It's fine." London says
Now we cut to the boys
"Why did they have us separated from the girls?" Robbie asked
"Mr. Moseby will probably think we will do something to the girls." Beck said
"What things?" Rex asked
"I'm not saying." Beck replied
"Yeah this is a kid's show. They won't understand this." André says
"Well I need to take a bath." Robbie said
"No take a shower." Rex says
"Why? What's wrong with taking a bath?" Robbie asked
"All you do is just lay in your own wet filth." Beck replied
"And that's disgusting." André says
"Okay I'll take a shower." Robbie said
"Good and shave your toes." Rex says
"But it took me 6 months to grow them." Robbie said
"If you want to be with Cat, then shave hair on places that won't be gross for her." Rex said
"Jade fores me to shave my facial hair." Beck says
"How do you put up with her?" André asked
"I just do. My dad is still mad about that dog incident." Beck said
Cat Valentine TheSlap Update: On the S.S. Tipton with my friends. It's so much fun. I love it here. FEELING: Relaxed
"So how are you liking your stay so far?" Bailey asked
"It's amazing." Cat replied
"I am having such a great time here." Tori says
"London and I hit it off." Trina said
"Well be sure to give us a 5 star rating." Mr. Moseby says
"Oh I'll give this place more than 5 stars." Jade said
"How long are you staying here for?" Zack asked
"It's only for the week." Beck replied
"Yeah after the week is up, we got to head back to Los Angeles." André says
"Too bad spring break can't be longer." Robbie said
"That would be nice." Tori said
"Well I'm sure we can make this the best week ever." Cody says
Cody's right." Maddie says
"Okay just don't do anything that will get you boys and girls into trouble." Mr. Moseby said
"We won't Moseby." Zack said
"How old are you kids?" Jade asked
"He and I are 16." Cody replied
"Well no wonder why you get into trouble a lot." Beck says
"You think that just because they're teens, they get into trouble?" Bailey asked
"That's what teens do." Robbie said
"Yeah we can be a handful." Trina says
"I'm a big trouble maker." Jade said
"Everyone at school knows that." André said
"You're like the wicked witch." Rex says
"Call me a witch again and I cut off one of your body parts!" Jade yelled
"You talking to me or Rex?" Robbie asked
"Both of you!" Jade yelled
"Man she is vicious." Mr. Moseby said
Jade West TheSlap Update: To everyone that has been calling me vicious, that's just how I act. So deal with it! Or something bad might happen to you! FEELING: Evil
We now cut a few days in
"These past few days have been amazing." Trina said
"Great call taking us here Tori." Beck said
"You're welcome." Tori says
"At least we didn't get arrested this time." Cat said
"I hated that." Robbie says
"Yerba was not fun." Rex said
"What would you know? You didn't get arrested." Jade says
"We all got banned there anyways so we don't have to go back. André says
"Why would we go back to a hideous city?" Trina asked
"I kind of had fun there." Jade says
"Of course you did." Tori said
"What?" Jade asked
"Nothing." Tori says
"Would you guys like something to eat?" Mr. Moseby asked
"You got any bibble?" Cat asked
"Cat!" Everyone yelled at her
"We don't have bibble." Mr. Moseby says
"Dang it." Cat said
"Why are you obsessed with that snack?" Trina asked
"I thought your parents got you off that snack." Beck says
"They did. But I want some bibble." Cat said
"We need to get your mind off that snack." Tori says
"What is bibble anyway?" Zack asked
"It's a snack for British people." Maddie replied
"Isn't it like popcorn?" London asked
"Yes." Cat replied
"Can you get her some food that will take her mind off of that snack?" André asked
"I'll see what I have." Mr. Moseby replied
"You need to stop thinking about that snack." Tori said
"But I need it!" Cat yelled
"Talk to Lane about it." Beck said
"What's he going to do?" Cat asked
"He helped me stop having nightmares about Rex." Robbie says
"Sure he did." Rex said
"Okay I want to know how you make that puppet talk without you moving your lips." Bailey says
"He doesn't like to be called a puppet." Robbie said
"Puppet." Jade said
"Really?" Robbie asked
'I'm sorry but I had to." Jade said
Mr. Moseby comes out with pizza
"Here I have some pizza." Mr. Moseby said
"Oh I love pizza." Cat says
"Everyone loves pizza." Trina said
"Not true. Some people can be lactose intolerance." London said
"Well then they are boring." Jade says
"Hey some people can't eat pizza." Beck said
"Just because you like it, doesn't mean everyone does." Cody said
"We all have our opinion on something." Zack said
"And you have to respect it." Tori added
"What is this? Roast Jade West Day?" Jade asked
"I guess she doesn't care about other people's opinions." André says
"Why would she?" Rex asked
Jade pulls Rex's eye out
"My eye!" Rex yelled
"Jade." Robbie said
"I warned ya." Jade says
"Help me Rob." Rex says
"I'll get some glue." Robbie said
"Must you always torture him?" Beck asked
"Yes I must." Jade replied
"He really has to get over that thing." Trina said
"And you need to face the fact that you can't sing." Jade says
"You really can't." Tori said
"Whatever!" Trina says
"Can I have more pizza?" Cat asked
"Does Jade always act like this?" Bailey asked
"Yes, yes she does." André replied
"It's my personality. Deal with it!" Jade yelled
Mr. Moseby hands Cat some more pizza
"Here's your pizza." Mr. Moseby said
Cat yanks the pizza away
"Yank it out of my hand why don't ya." Mr. Moseby says
"Sorry. This is starting to calm me down." Cat said
"You better not get addicted to pizza too." Robbie said
"How can anyone get addicted to pizza?" Tori asked
"Some people can eat too much of it and they go crazy." Trina says
"Which is exactly what happened to Cat with bibble." Beck said
"Don't say the b word around her." Jade says
"I don't understand on how a snack can make someone go obsessed with it." Maddie said
"She bought a lot of bibble." Robbie says
"Everyday she kept ordering a lot of bibble." André says
"Okay maybe she does have a problem." London said
"You think." Rex says
Cat Valentine TheSlap Update: Anyone out there have any bibble? I'll do anything for bibble. ANYTHING! FEELING: Desperate
"Man this week is really moving by fast." Trina said
"I know right." Tori said agreeing to her sister
"Why can't it be like it on a boring day?" Jade asked
"Right." Beck said
"We're very glad to have you 7 here." Mr. Moseby says
"How often do we get guests here?" Bailey asked
"We didn't have special guests here since 2009." Zack said
"That was a couple years ago." Cat said
"So what's it like at your school?" Bailey asked
"Oh it's very fun." Tori replied
"We get to direct movies." Beck says
"Talk about acting." André says
"We have a Cow Wow and a Kick Back." Trina said
"We also have our own version of prom." Cat says
"It's called a prome." Tori said
"Prome?" Bailey asked
"Who thought of that idea?" London asked
She did." Jade said as she points to Tori
"Yep it's true." Tori says
"Man I wish I was able to attend. But I got stuck in Canada." Beck said
"It was boring anyways." Jade said
"You're just saying that because I got your performance canceled." Tori said
"I worked hard on that!" Jade yelled
"Well why didn't you do it in the Blackbox Theater?" Cat asked
"Uh?" Jade said in a tone meaning she didn't think about it
"You didn't think about that, did you?" Rex asked
"Shut it, puppet!" Jade says
"You could have done it either in the Blackbox Theater or the day before or after the prome." Tori said
"I don't need your sass, Vega." Jade said
"She wasn't being sassy." Trina says
"What was the play about?" London asked
"Clowns Don't Bounce." Robbie replied
"It was going to be a horror play." Cat said
"Maybe that's why it didn't get performed." Zack says
"What?!" Jade said in a scary loud voice
"Easy girl." Beck said
"Do you guys have a pool? André asked
"Yeah it's other there." Bailey replied
Bailey points to a pool that's in their eye sight
"How did we not see that before?" Trina asked
"I don't know." Tori replies
"I could go for a swim." Beck said
"Me too." Said Cat
"Have fun. Just don't make too much of a mess." Mr. Moseby says
"I'll keep an eye on them." London says
"We don't need anyone to watch us." Trina says
"I think London is talking about Zack and me." Cody said
"Oh she's definitely about us." Zack says
They all get in the pool
"Oh this water feels nice." André says
"It's relaxing." Jade said
"Nice to cool off." Beck said
"Tori thanks for taking us all here." Robbie says
"This really has been the best spring break ever." Cat said
"Yeah I'm having a blast." Trina says
"You're all very welcome." Tori said
"I just wish you didn't have to go tomorrow." Bailey said
"Yeah. Can't you stay a little while longer?" London asked
"Please?" Maddie asked
"I'm afraid we can't." Robbie says
"Yeah we have school on Monday." Jade said
"So we'll have to head out tomorrow." Beck adds
"But if you want, we could try to come back again." Cat says
"Okay." Cody said
Tori Vega TheSlap Update: Can't believe tomorrow is the last day of spring break. I had so much fun at the S.S. Tipton. I kind of wish we didn't have to leave. FEELING: Bummed out
Tori and her friends are packing up to head back home to Los Angeles
"Bye." Cody said
"We're really miss ya." Zack says
"Thanks for coming." London says
"You're welcome." Tori says
"This was the best spring break ever." Jade said
"Mr. Moseby thanks so much for having us here." Tori says
"We had an amazing time here." Beck said
"You kids are very welcome." Mr. Moseby says
"It's nice to have guests." Bailey said
"If any of you are ever in Los Angeles, pay us a visit." Trina said
"Oh we will." London says
"Alright everyone. It's time to go." Beck says
"Bye." Bailey and London says
"See ya." Zack said
"Peace out." Cody says
"Get home safe." Maddie said
"We will." Tori says
Tori and her friends get in Beck's car and they drive off
"Hey they gave us a 10 star rating." Mr. Moseby says
"That's the highest rating we ever got." Bailey said
The final scene takes place in Beck's car
"Okay we have 15 miles until we get back." Beck said
"I am so vacationed out." Trina says
"Wait until we tell Sikowitz about our trip." Robbie said
"He'll be so jealous." Jade says
"Tori thanks again for winning those tickets." André said
"The S.S. Tipton was so much fun." Beck says
"Yay Tori!" Cat said
"Aw you guys." Tori said
"Too bad they didn't have karaoke." Trina says
"I love karaoke." Cat said
"Just be glad they had a pool." Tori says
"That was so relaxing." André said
"I enjoyed every minute being in that pool." Jade said
"I felt a warm spot in there." Robbie says
"Ha." Rex said
"Don't tell me you peed in the pool." Trina said
"Ew gross." Cat says
"He can't pee." Beck said
"Yeah he's a puppet." Jade said
"You don't know what I got." Rex says
"Can we not go through this again?" Robbie asked
"This is getting weird." Cat said
"On 3 let's all yell "Best spring break ever"." Tori said
"1." Cat said
"2." Beck says
"3." Said Trina
"Best spring break ever!" Everyone said
The End
Ending Tagline: "I felt a warm spot in there" Robbie
A/N Let me know what you think of this crossover. Sorry if anyone was out of character.
To Eric Johnson: I'm starting to do more crossovers but I don't know if I'll do another crossover for Henry Danger/Game Shakers or not. If I do, it'll probably be a while.