Hello there. You most likely don't know who I am, but allow me to introduce myself. My name is Nakanishi Saiki. If the name sounds familiar then you most likely know the rest of the story.

I live in a world different then the one you currently live in. Allow me to explain why. If you could look around me, you would see a large amount of different hairstyles and colours. We can see one young man with bright red hair that is unnaturally spiky; a beautiful woman with long blue hair; and another young man with short white hair. You might be saying, "But what about hair gel and dye? Can't that be the reason that people have such bizarre hair?" To that I say, touche. However, allow me to provide more evidence.

If we look out the window I am conveniently placed next to, you can see an old man in his 50s, the school principal, in the middle of a verbal debate with one student that is almost twice his size and very muscular. They are both obviously mad about something, but I'm to far to make out the words. Oh look, the student just took a swing at the principal, but he somehow caught it. At this point, you would say that the student didn't throw that hard of a punch. That would be reasonable if the wind pressure from said punch didn't rip off the principal's clothes in the process, well, minus the clothes on his crotch. You might try to debunk this by saying, "Hey, he could be a martial arts master for all we know. Also, the clothes on his crotch being the only bit remaining might be coincidental." Okay, allow me to show you a bit of evidence that you absolutely can not deny.

Please move your metaphorical sight a bit further down the street. If you look on the sidewalk you can see another student with bright pink hair, a pair of antennae like hairpins, and a pair of green shaded glasses. This student is none other than my brother Kusuo Saiki. Right now, he is watching a speeding car rush towards a kid playing in the street with his basketball. Most people would either yell to warn the kid or rush to push him out of the way. Ku however, is a different case. Right before the car hit the kid, it was suddenly forced to the side then back missing the kid by a few inches. The reason is a little ability my brother has called psychokinesis. He also has a vast amount of other abilities, including, but not limited to, astral projection, cryokinesis, hypnosis, levitation, and precognition.

I'm sure that you have probably figured out what is going on by now. I am a character in the series The DIsastrous Life Of Saiki K. Now you might be thinking that the original show, or manga, didn't have a brother for Ku. You are correct, however, I live in something called an AU or alternate reality. Anyway, let's begin with what you originally came here for.

As time progressed, my friends slowly filled the classroom and the chatter of the early morning greeting resounded in my ear. I was in my corner doing my own thing when I felt someone poke my shoulder followed by a voice. "Hey bud, what do you think about today? I don't know why, but I'm getting the feeling I'm being watched."

This is my friend Nendou. He is the picture perfect definition of don't judge a book by it's cover. He looks like he would be a troubled student with everything excluding his bangs cut and a scar across his right eye, however, he is a pretty good kid albeit a bit lacking in intelligence. He never means to do wrong and is a really caring and compassionate guy. He is always willing to help his friends and is able to take really good care of pets.

I turned to see not only Nendou but both Hairo and Teruhashi. Hairo is a really energetic and eccentric guy. I honestly don't think there is anything you can do or say that will bring this man down. He is really optimistic and has the amazing ability to inspire anyone. I swear, the only thing that matches the intensity of his passion is the heat he produces when he works out.

Teruhashi is what you would define as perfect or damn near. She is that one person that everyone can love or at least enjoy the company. If you watch closely, you will notice that our entire school essentially treats her like an angel. I'm not gonna lie and tell you that I am unaffected. I often find myself stuttering when I talk to her.

Behind her, you can see the rest of my bizarre class. You have Kaidou, who seems to have a hero complex. He isn't too bad once you get past his ramblings. There is a perverted medium who I call Reita. You can count on him to get slapped at least once a day for his perverted shenanigans. One of my favorite people to hang out with is the class foodie can always count on her to take you to the best spot. Kuboyasu is the ex-delinquent of the class. I don't hang out with him much, but I'll say he is an alright guy. The final member of our class is Yumehara. She is probably the most average person in the class, albeit, a bit shy at times.

I could tell by how today feels that it is definitely going to be interesting in the upcoming future.