"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONIC"
Sonic was surprised to see all his friends at his house with cake and decorations.
"Awww you guys remembered," Sonic said.
"Well yeah, how could we forget your birthday when it was literally advertised as the 30th anniversary?" Shadow said. Rouge nudges him.
"Well, I hope you guys don't mind," Knuckles said. "I'm feeling a bit thirsty"
He picks up the whole container of punch and begins to drink it all. Tails took the container from him
"Save it for the guests," Tails said.
After a few minutes, all of Sonic's friends began to fill the house and the real party had begun.
"Hey Sonic, cool party" Vector said. "But I think I saw Silver throwing up in the bathroom"
"Oh no, did he eat the shrimp again?" Sonic said "Get Blaze to take care of him"
"Uh she's also throwing up in the bathroom" Vector said.
"Oh come on" Sonic said "I should really get the shrimp checked out"
Unfortunately, he wouldn't be able to call the chef because a massive earthquake began to erupt.
"QUICK, GET UNDER A DOORWAY" Knuckles yelled. Everyone decided to ignore Knuckles and run away, Sonic and Amy were running when suddenly Amy slipped and fell on the floor, suddenly getting crushed by a falling piece of the roof.
"AMY" Sonic yelled. "Now who's gonna give me my daily tarot card reading?"
Sonic saw Tails and Knuckles and rushed to them. He helped them break the windows and they jumped out of the house. They see Shadow outside smoking a cigarette.
"What the? Shadow, you're 15" Sonic said.
"It's just a prop Sonic" Shadow said "You know the Author doesn't approve of teen smoking"
"Look Sonic, meteors," Tails said. Giant rocks were falling out of the sky, crashing into the earth. The four of them ran and dodged the rocks until Tails suddenly stopped in his tracks.
"SONIC LOOK" Tails said. He pointed to a certain rock. Someone was stuck under the rock.
"HOLY COW IT'S HENRY STICKMIN" Knuckles said.
"He's been crushed by that meteor," Tails said. "We need to save him"
Knuckles pushed the rock while Sonic and Tails pulled Henry from under it.
"Thanks," Henry said.
"What's going on?" Tails said.
"My friends are dead," Henry said. "I think it's because of the toppat clan?"
"The Toppat Clan?" Shadow asked.
"They're a group of criminals who wear top hats," Tails said. "And you think they're the cause of the apocalypse?"
Henry nods.
"Well they certainly can't cause meteors to fall from the sky," Sonic said. "I say we get to the bottom of this"
"There's shelter up ahead," Henry said. They all followed him, dodging meteors.
Eventually they make it to the shelter. Sonic noticed some of his friends were there too.
"Sonic, the world is ending!" Vector said. "I didn't even get to ask out Cream's mom"
"Excuse me?" Espio said. "Vanilla is dead. I saw her get crushed by a boulder"
Vector falls to his knees and screams at the sky."NOOOOOOOO"
"Man, this place sucks" a voice said. "I'd rather be crushed by a rock then hear some simp cry crocodile tears"
"Parappa the Rapper?" Sonic asked. "What are you doing here?"
"World's ending. Crazy times" Parappa said. "I had to witness the gang get wiped out by a tsunami back in town. And Henry here provided us shelter in this abandoned hotel."
"So our world isn't the only one suffering the apocalypse?" Knuckles asked.
"It's nearly every universe." Kaede Akamatsu suddenly said.
"Oh shoot Danganronpa?" Parappa said. "I thought you (DANGANRONPA SPOILER)... What was that?"
"That happens every time you say a spoiler from my franchise," Kaede said.
"I just wanted to talk about (DANGANRONPA SPOILER). Man, whoever is doing this is good" Parappa said.
"I still think it's the Toppat Clan," Henry said.
"Do you know where they might be?" Tails asked.
"We saw a big airship heading south," Kaede said.
"That's them. Come on, we don't have much time" Henry said.
"Could we come to? I don't wanna be the one to comfort the crocodile" Parappa said.
"Sure. Kaede you're in charge of the dog" Sonic said.
"WHAT? I'm not that kind of dog-" Parappa was cut off by the sound of Kaede putting a dog leash on him.
"So you don't get lost," Kaede said.
"I hate all of you."
With their new party members Kaede and Parappa, the gang began to make their way to the airship, the apparent source of the apocalypse. Sonic was determined to stop the Toppat Clan and save the world. Just like he always has. He just wishes he didn't have to do it on his birthday.