The Dragon God Zalama

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Chapter one: The God who surpasses Lord Zeno? Enter Zalama the almighty.

The divine realm is a place where deities live. And all gods have different kinds of duty's to perform, some watch over universes, and some create even life. There were even gods who unfortunately destroy life. The mightiest of gods was the Omni king, who watched over all 18 universes. ... Well, technically only 12 universes but we get to the bottom of that later.

But there were rumors of another god in the divine realm who said to be as strong or even stronger than Zeno. And that god lived in the center of the divine realm that was protected by an invisible barrier. Other gods could never get through that barrier but why would they try anyway. They knew who lived there, well they only heard rumors and they also heard he didn't like intrusions when he performed his duties. So they kept to themselves and left the god alone. But my dear readers we can enter through, so let us meet this mysterious god, shall we.

Beyond the barrier floats an enormous island with a giant palace standing on top of a rocky foundation. Inside that palace were 3 floors, the bottom floor was filled beautiful red and blue crystal that grew on the palace the center of the bottom floor laid a nice velvet red carpet that went all the way from the entrance of the castle to a long rocky stairway, that went to the first floor. On that floor was an office room were all kinds of creatures were performing different kinds of were stamping documents others were writing papers, but there was one creature who looked different than all the rest. By the way he carried himself it looked like he had a higher position than the other creatures, but maybe also because he was screaming out orders.

"No, you idiots those documents have not been approved yet by his majesty, goddamit Jenko stop picking your nose and get back to work, where is that thee I ordered an hour ago, and for the last time Kizan you can't get the day off." This creature was named Zaijoh the head assistant of his majesty the Dragon God Zalama. Zaijoh sighed "just because it's his majesty last day you idiots can't go goofing off, really they are all acting like brats. Honestly, I hope those documents and that thee I ordered are almost finished, otherwise, we have to delay his majesty vacation."

"Excuse me, sir, here is his majesty thee."

Zaijoh looked at the voice a saw a girl holding a platter with a cup of thee on it. She was really small standing at only 4 feet and maybe 2 inches. She had blue spiky hair sharp green eyes and pointy ears. she wore a red sleeveless vest with blue pants and wore brown leather shoes.

Zaijoh himself was a lot bigger than the other creatures that worked here. Standing at 5 feet and 20 inches, he has a small horn in the middle of his forehead and long, pointed ears. He also has an overbite, with a canine tooth on his left side resting on his lower lip. He has thick, shoulder-length, red hair, and blue eyes. He wears a white garment, resembling a toga, with white, baggy pants which are held up by a blue obi sash and arm guards, both sporting a prominent red gem in the center. (Can you guess which character I describe here, message me your answer if you think who it is and from what anime.)

Zaijoh smiled at the girl, "Exona was it?"The girl nodded, "yes sir sorry for the wait, the thee his majesty liked wasn't in stock so I went to the gardens and plucked some ingredients to make my thee I created. It's really good for all kinds of remedies and helps yourself relax."Zaijoh took the platter from Exona "thank you, you have no idea how much this will help his majesty. With all the extra work he has this thee will certainly help him in his struggle."

"No problem sir," she said with red cheeks, and Exona walked off and went back to her duties. Another creature came and gave all the documents his majesty needed to approve, "finally took you, idiots, long enough."And with a platter of thee in his left hand and documents in his right, he went up the stairs to the second floor. On the top of the stairs, there was a giant red door and he knocked on it. After a few seconds, he heard the voice of his majesty. "Who is it?" "It's Zaijoh, your majesty, may I come in?" The voice chuckled, "yes Zaijoh you can enter," and enter he did.

The inside of the room was beautifully decorated with on the left side 7 golden dragon statues, and each dragon had an orange crystalized sphere with a different amount of stars on the right side of the room was a double glass door that went to a huge balcony that overlooked the whole island. The ceiling of the room was covered in blue and yellow crystals that shined brightly.

But it was the back of the room where Zaijoh was walking to. There stood a nice looking mahogany desk, with stacks of papers on top of it. And behind that desk, a man was working papers or documents if they were wrong, or stamping them if they were correct. He was doing it at such an awesome speed, that no mortal could keep up the person was standing he would be an impressive 6 feet and 50 inches tall. He has yellow eyes and a vertical scar on his left eyebrow, his hair is spikey dark-red with bangs reaching just below his wears a black tunic with blue trousers, with black leather boots. And he wears a white long coat with fur on the collar and the sleeves. This man was no one other than the Dragon God Zalama.

Zalama stopped and looked up to his assistant. "Hello Zaijoh, what brings you here?" he said with a smile. Bowing he spoke, "I am sorry to disturb you sir, but here are the final documents for today you need to look over."Handing the documents over to Zalama, "but maybe before you start working on them you would like a break. That little girl Exona made some stress relieved thee especially for you" he said."

"Thank you that would be lovely, make sure you give Exona my thanks." He took the cup of thee from Zaijoh and took a sip. Smiling he said, "this is truly delicious thee thank you for the trouble of bringing it to me, I am sure you have a lot of work to do yourself.

"Shaking his head "no your majesty, it's no trouble at all my work is almost finished for today anyway."

Zalama smiled " I see," and he took another sip enjoying the taste of the beverage with a content expression on his face.

After a bit of silence, Zaijoh spoke "you must be very happy today your majesty."

"Well of course I am this is good thee." chuckling he said, "yes that too sir, but also today was your last day of work your vacation is starting tomorrow."Surprised Zalama said "really, are you sure?" "Has it already been 100 million years? Nodding his head "yes my lord, so do you have any idea where you will spend your next century." Thinking for a bit he spoke "mmm I don't know, I have been in a lot of places over the years" he said.

"Just to remind you sir" Zaijoh spoke, "as you probably know there are only 12 instead of 18 universes you can choose from. Since Lord Zeno destroyed 6 universes nearly 50 million years ago."Zalama sighed, yes how could he forgot about Zeno's little outburst. "All because he didn't want to eat his vegetables, and he decides to get a tantrum and destroys 6 universes without a single thought. And those planets had such a high mortal level to its such a shame."Zaijoh coughed in his hand, "yes sir though I don't think that was the whole reason. A Supreme Kai, one of the destroyed universes got a bit cocky and decided to call him an immature short and spoiled brat...So my guessing is that was the final straw for lord Zeno, and to make an example he destroyed that kai's universe and all the other universes who didn't show him any respect."

Zalama sighed "Yes maybe so, but that is still no reason for him to destroy 6 universes Zaijoh. If he destroyed just the person who offended him I could understand his reasoning but noooo, he decides to get all pissy and destroys 6 universes that had all high mortal levels." Sighing again while rubbing his forehead, he had a feeling he was doing that a lot these past minutes.

"Enough about Zeno, about my vacation I think that I know the perfect place."Zaijoh looked at his lord surprised, "really your majesty you already know where you wanna go?" Zalama smiled, "yes I was doubting between universe 6 or 7, but because I already went so many times to universe 6 I decided to go to its counterpart."Zaijoh rubbed his chin in thought, "I see so one of the twin universes huh. Aren't these twin universes the place where you created your special wishing orbs with stars on them" he asked?

Putting his arms behind his head Zalama had a happy and nostalgic look on his face."Yes, my greatest achievement. It took me a long time to make them but in the end, it was all worth it. And they are not called wishing orbs Zaijoh," he said with a tick mark on his face. "There proper name is The Super Dragon Balls, so please call them by their right name."The Super Dragon Balls created by Zalama in year 41 of the Divine Calendar.

These Dragon Balls are the size of planets and their star marks remain the same no matter from what angle one looks at them, which was patented by Zalama in Year 42. Each ball has a diameter of about 37,196.2204 kilometers (which puts their volume just under half that of the planet Neptune). If you can collect all 7 orbs then you can summon the golden Divine Dragon Shenron. But one must chant, Come forth, Divine Dragon, and grant my wish, peas, and carrots! In the language of the gods. After a wish is granted, the Dragon Balls are scattered throughout both Universes 6 and 7.

Granting a wish drains the Super Dragon Balls of their light, and to grant another wish, one must wait one single Super Dragon Balls are the strongest known set of Dragon Balls he created as the Dragon of the Gods can grant quite literally any wish with no limitations, though the dragon can only grant a single wish per summon.

In-universe 7 there was a peaceful race that he was fond of called namekians. And he gave them his blessing by giving them a piece of each of his dragon balls, and by result creating their own set. It wasn't as powerful as the ones he created because they had limits. But their dragon could grand 3 wishes so it wasn't that bad of a setback.

Zalama was broken from his thoughts by his assistant."Yes of course your majesty how could I forgot," he sighed. "I shall try to remember it if the conversation ever comes up again. So you wanna go to universe 7 for your vacation my lord, but do you know which planet you wanna go to?"

Zalama thought for a bit "well maybe planet namek but I am not sure yet, because I already have visited them a long time ago."He then smiled and said "but I know where my first stop is gonna be, I am gonna visit my old friend North Kai. Maybe he can help me find a good planet where I can spend my vacation."Zaijoh sweatdropped, "North Kai my lord seriously? Oh well fine I can't tell you who you can visit and who you befriend. But please your majesty no corny jokes when you come back from your vacation."Grinning nervously while scratching the back of his head "yeah sure I try to remember that" he chuckled. "Well anyway, I better finish these last documents before I leave for my trip." And Zalama began finishing his work while Zaijoh began preparing his master vacation.

"Wel Zaijoh I am leaving make sure you don't wreck the place," he said jokingly."Your humor never ceases to amaze me, my lord, just make sure you take care of yourself. Zalama eyes softened, "yes of course my friend I will." Taking his duffel bag that contained all his belongings, he looked on last time to his assistant."Well Zaijoh," he said while giving him a peace sign "see you on the flipside." And in a wave of rainbow colors, he flew like a comet and disappeared. Zaijoh looked one last time where his lord disappeared and said, "have a relaxing vacation my lord and I see you when you get back." He turned around and walked back to the castle until suddenly he stopped and realized something horrible. "Oh no" screamed Zaijoh, "Your majesty you forgot your toothbrush!"

King Kai's planet Otherworld.

King Kai was relaxing in his armchair without a care in the world. With Frieza now gone thanks to Goku and his friends, he could take a break now and then from watching over his part of the universe. Finally, after many years the terror of the universe was defeated, and a moment of peace has begun. "Finally some relaxation it's been years since I enjoyed a nice peaceful day, and now that Frieza is defeated I can finally take a break."

A few feet away 2 figures were looking at King Kai, one was a chubby monkey and the other was a floating cricket.(I do not have to tell you how they look, if you know dbz then you know who they are and what they look like.)The cricket spoke, "King Kai sir are you sure it's a good idea to goof off, the universe may be at peace but that is no reason to be lazy."

"Oeh oeh oeh," said the monkey.

King Kai got a tick mark on his face and screamed, "Shut up Gregory and you too Bubbles. It's been far too long since I had any sort of vacation or break from watching over my part of the universe, I deserve some rest dammit! Honestly just because he is a deity and the overseer of the north galaxy, that did not mean he had to watch over his part of the galaxy all the time. He deserved to take it easy or to have a break once in a while.

Gregory sighed "very well sir you are right, but be reasonable and do not take the whole day off. You have your duties to attend to, and if the Grand kai ever finds out about you slacking off... things could get ugly.

"King Kai snorted "for your information Gregory The Grand Kai is one of the greatest slackers in the Otherworld. Always lazing around in that chair of his, getting carried by his servants getting massages getting foot rubs."

He looked at them pointedly. "And you guys never do these things for me."Gregory sweatdropped and said lazily "I am not paid enough to do that." "oeh hah oeh oeh," said Bubbles.

King Kai got red in the face and screamed "money and bananas do not grow on trees!" Well, bananas do but not a whole gallon of them. "Honestly," he said while laying back comfortable in his chair."I get no respect, you two are almost as bad then Goku."

He sighed, "anyway what I was trying to say is this. Every god or deity deserves to take break one in a while." He began to close his eyes, "and every god or deity has the right to take a vacation."

"I couldn't agree more," a voice said.

King Kai was startled and fell out of his chair, he looked up and saw a wave of rainbow energy falling out of the sky. It crashed with a huge boom on the surface of the planet. Bubbles and Gregory were panicking and they went to hide behind their master."Who are you, don't you know it's rude to scare people when they trying to take a nap." Who could this rude person be, it wasn't Beerus he knew that voice and energy from anywhere. So who could he be?

The voice whined, "really you don't remember my voice that hurts North Kai. It hasn't been that long ago since I last came here."The dust settled and revealed the person in question. King Kai looked at the figure and began to speak. "mmmm you do look familiar but from where?"The person sighed, "really you don't even recognize me, after all those jokes we shared."

"Jokes," King Kai said. After a few seconds of thinking a look of realization came over his face."Aaaah of course now I remember, you are that god that came to visit me 800 million years ago.

If my memory serves me right your name is sashimi right.

The figure fell down.

"Nooo, it's Zalama not Sashimi."

King Kai rubbed his head "oh really sorry about that." With a depressed feeling, Zalama lay there with his finger drawing circles in the ground.I can't believe you forgot who I was. I never forgot who you were, but you didn't even recognize me or remembered my name."King Kai sweatdropped, uhh sorry Zalama it has been 800 million years and I been very busy these last millennia. Zalama stood up like the incident never happened. "It's alright, I forgive you," he said."Anyway, it's good to see you again after all those years North Kai. He then looked behind him and said: "oh Gregory and Bubbles I didn't saw you two, how are you all doing?"

Gregory smiled "we are doing fine as you can see, great meeting you again after all this time. "Oeh oeh hah hah oeh." Zalam laughed, "I see that Bubbles hasn't lost his sense of humor. He looked at King Kai and said, "did I disturb you by the way? It looks like you were taking a nap. King kai smiled, "good to see you too. And yes I was trying to take a nap. The universe is finally at peace now that bastard Frieza is dead and now I can finally relax more."

Zalama stretched his arms and said, "Frieza huh? Wasn't he that tyrant that destroyed planet Vegeta 26 years ago?"

King Kai nodded "yes that was him alright. But a Saiyan defeated Frieza 1 year ago."

"A Saiyan defeated Frieza? Huh, that's strange I didn't know that any Saiyans survived. Isn't that ironic defeated by a person of the same race that he feared and destroyed, but then I guess the bastard did deserve it."Zalama sighed "I don't like those Saiyans either, in my book some were even worse then Frieza."Well, he didn't like the Saiyans in this universe, the other Saiyans in universe 6 were protectors of the peace and he liked those. The only Saiyans in this universe he liked were those pure-hearted Saiyans from a 1000 years ago, that try to revolt against their race evil ways.

King Kai smiled "But the Saiyan who defeated Frieza is not evil Zalama this Saiyan heart is as pure as a crystal."

Zalama looked shocked, "a pure-hearted Saiyan are you serious!"

"Yup," King Kai grinned, "I also took him as a student 2 years ago and he learned my two personal techniques the kaioken and the spirit bomb."

"Oh, that's nice I guess," Zalama said ignoring King Kai's praise of his student. Pouting he said "thanks for your interest in the subject, now what was it that you came here for? Are you here for new jokes if you are I have a good one? King Kai coughed in his hand "two jews walk into a bar."

"No" screamed Zalama.

King Kai was perplexed, "you don't let jews in your bar?" He grumbled you, racist bastard. Zalama got an annoyed expression on his face. "First of all North Kai, I don't like racist jokes, second jokes are not" he coughed "the main reason I am here."

"Oh," said King Kai "and for what other reason are you here then? Zalama sat down on the grass and said, "I came here to know if there are any planets nearby that are suitable for my vacation. Since you are the overseer of the North galaxy I thought you knew a good list of planets to choose from."

King Kai sighed "what am I to you anyway your personal guide. Sarcastically he said "hey look I am King Kai your personal guide that gives you your tour of the best planets available to go on vacation. Please have this brochure it has a lot of information about our policy and regulations."King Kai stopped talking when heard laughing. And when he looked at the source of the disturbance he saw Zalama holding his stomach and laughing like crazy."Haha stop it hahaha North Kai hahaha that was haha too funny, now this is what I call comedy." He said while trying to get his laughter under control.

Blushing up a storm while smiling he said " really, you liked that hehe well I am flattered." He puffed up his chest and said, "it's only natural of course I am a comical genius."

Zalama got up and wiped away his tears. "Oh my, that was a good one you sure know your stuff, North Kai." Grinning he said "well, of course, I am King Kai after all. Now you said you were looking for a planet for your vacation correct?" "Yes, sorry for asking," he said. "I thought of going to planet Namek but I already been there once. And also" he sighed "no offense to namekian people but the planet is a bit dull. Do you mind helping me out, North Kai."King

Kai sighed "very well I will help you out but don't make a habit of this." he took his address book and begun rambling out names. "Let's see here we have planet Yardrat, planet Vampa, oh no that is not a suitable planet to go on vacation. Uh, we have planet Banna, planet Imecka, planet Arlia oh wait that planet has been blown up my mistake"

He kept rambling out names until he finally found the perfect planet he could go to. "Ah here we are, why didn't I think of this before. This is the perfect planet to go on holiday it has the highest recommendations. It has lots of fun activities, relaxing hotel chains, beautiful beaches, lots of nice valleys and rocky wastelands, huge cities, and food is said to be to die for."

Zalama got excited "food to die for, beaches and fun activities, I am sold North Kai what is the name of that planet."King Kai grinned "why it's called Earth, of course. Also, planet Earth is the home of the pure-hearted Saiyan Goku who defeated Frieza 1 year ago."Really well that settles it then planet Earth here I come. Oh by the way North Kai what are the coordinates of planet Earth?"

"The coordinates of planet Earth are 4032-877. And if you by any chance meet Goku tell him I said hello and that his comedy routine still needs some work" he said jokingly."Yeah sure," he said smiling "I will let him know should we ever cross pads." he then looked at Gregory and Bubbles, "you two take care of yourselves now okay.

Gregory smiled "we will have a great holiday sir." "Oeh hah hah hoeh oe oeh," Bubbles said. Laughing he said, "Thank you Gregory, and thanks for the tip Bubbles, I will certainly try this dessert called banana split."He took his duffel bag that he put on the ground earlier and waved one last time. "Well, guys, I am off, ill be sure to visit some times." And with that, he blasted off the little planet and set course for his final destination planet Earth.

End chapter one

Finally done that was the first chapter of my new story. This story is gonna be more detailed than my other story The creator of all. And since I am a newb and English isn't my mother language please don't expect flawless writing material, I hope you liked this first chapter and I am gonna work on the second one very soon. Next time on The Dragon God Zalama. Vacation on planet Earth starts. Meeting the Z warriors.