The 22 campers had just arrived at Camp Wawanakwa.

"Girls on the left, guys on the right." announced Chris.

The campers did as instructed.

"I wanted to assign the teams randomly, but the producers think a battle of the sexes will bring in more ratings." Chris explained. "Girls in the east cabin, guys in the west. You have two hours to get settled in before your first challenge begins."

In The Girls Cabin

"What do you think he'll make us do?" asked Katie.

"It's our first challenge. It should be easy." replied Sadie.

"Maybe it'll be an icebreaker." said Izzy. "Like that thing where you build a tower out of marshmallows and spaghetti sticks."

In The Guys Cabin

"Maybe we'll have a hotdog eating contest. Mmm." said Owen, drooling.

"I'll probably be a team building challenge." replied Noah. "I've seen a few of these shows."

Two Hours Later

The campers were gathered at the top of a cliff.

"Your challenge is to jump into the lake below." explained Chris. "Next, you will swim to shore where you will find crates filled with supplies to build a wicked hot tub. Finally, you will take the crates to camp and build your hot tub. First team to finish their hot tub wins."

The campers stared at him in shock.

"Which team is going first?" asked Chris.

"Ladies first." said Duncan.

"Fine." replied Chris. "Girls team goes first."

"Wheee!" shouted Izzy, jumping.

"Next." said Chris.

LeShawna, Katie, Sadie, Beth, Bridgette, Lindsay, and Gwen jumped.

"I'm not jumping, I'll get my hair wet." complained Heather.

"I'm not losing so you can look pretty." replied Eva. "You're jumping."

"Make me, gorilla!" shouted Heather.

"OK, I will!" Eva shouted back. She picked Heather up and threw her off the cliff.

*Confessional: Courtney*

I was going to chicken out, but now I'm more scared of Eva than I am of jumping off the cliff.

*End Confessional*

Courtney jumped without a word.

Finally, Eva jumped.

DJ chickened out. The other guys jumped.

"The Girls win wheelbarrows to get their crates to camp."

A Few Hours Later

The Girls had their hot tub built as the guys were arriving to camp.

"Thanks a lot, DJ." said Duncan.

"The Girls win." announced Chris. "Guys, you have to vote someone off."

At Dinner

The guys were deciding who to vote off.

"DJ cost us the challenge." said Duncan. "Still, he's the strongest out of all of us. That could work to our advantage."

"I don't get why we lost, eh." said Ezekiel. "The other team is the one with girls on it."

"What's that supposed to mean, Homeschool?" asked Eva, overhearing him. "Enlighten me!" she added, pounding her fist on the table.

"Well, guys are stronger and smarter than girls, eh." Ezekiel continued.

The other guys stared at Ezekiel in shock.

Eva grabbed Ezekiel's arm tightly. "Listen, Homeschool. I'm gonna let you off with a warning, but I better not hear any more sexist remarks."

"It's not sexist if it's true, eh." said Ezekiel, apparently not knowing when to stop.

Eva punched him in the face, giving him a black eye.

*Confessional: Noah*

Ezekiel had it coming.

*End Confessional*

At the Campfire

"When I call your name, get your marshmallow." said Chris. "The campers who does not receive a marshmallow must walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and leave. Noah, Justin, Tyler, Cody, Harold, Trent, Geoff, Duncan, Owen."

They all got their marshmallows.

"DJ, you chickened out and costed your team the challenge. Ezekiel, you made sexist comments. The final marshmallow goes to..." he paused for several seconds. "...DJ."

Ezekiel left without a word.