STORM SENTE TURNABOUT KURAIN
one day storm sente was in kingdom of kurain and he had just saved twatt from the ghastly killer of case 1. he went into his bedroom and saw A DEAD BODY!
"OH NO" shouted storm and he karate kicked the phone and caught it and shouted into it.
"LIZZY YOU GOTTA HELP SOMEONES DEAD IN MY ROOM!
"sorry storm im not allowed to take cases chief griffiths wont let me." said phone
"SHIT MAN WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE ABLE TO SOLVE THIS" said storm
"dont worry storm theres a famous detective in kurain get him." said phone and he left.
suddenly the door FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM AND A BIG BEARDED GUY WITH A GUITAR CAME IN!
"oh i am very sorry about that i promise you in the name of the father that i will replace it" said the man
"jesus is that you" asked storm
"yes" said jesus
"HOLY SHIT I AM STORM SENTE AND IM A CHRISTIAN NOW"
"please dont swear"
"oh sorry"
jesus went to the body
"a vile sin the satanist must be found at once and brought before the lord" said jesus
"dont worry jesus ill find him" said storm
storm and twatt went to the market to find the evil man. suddenly THEY GOT RUN OVER BY A HORSE
"ow WHO is responeible for this?!" yelled storm in rage
"lol your so stupid suc my ass christian" said the man in purple armor and he rode away.
"who was that" said twatt
"i dont know hmmmmmm i know" storm got on his knees and put his hands together "our father who does art in heaven who was that guy" suddenly storm was in the sky in front of a great light
"that storm" said god "was the true killer"
"WHAT" screamed storm and twatt when suddenly jesus arrived.
"i am very sorry my good man but i must arrest you"
"NO I KNOW WHO THE KILLER IS ITS" however storm was knocked out by the big policeman and handcuffed.
"what should we do storm" said twatt
"im gonna defend myself in court" said storm and as he left he clutched his cross "thank you god for helping me find the killer"
the big day has come up. storm sente must defend himself against jesus leifa and haxin payne to show kurain judge aka judge thompson that he is innocent.
"ready phoenix" said twatt
"yes" said storm and they went into the court
"court is in session" said judge thompson
"the defense is ready" said storm
"no your not im calling jesus to the stand" said haxin
"my name is jesus im a detective and a messenger from god" said jesus
"jesus please im innocent" said storm
"no your not" said kurain people
"give him the chair" said kurain people
"im a fan of the series as a whole" said american people omg they were SO annoying rrrrrrRRRRRRGH!
"storm tell the truth or god will not forgive you for your sin and neither will i"
"ok i didnt do it"
"then i shall testify"
WITNESS TESTIMONY
jesus started playing cross examination moderato with his guitar
""storm murdered someone in his room"
"OBJECTION NO I DID NOT" shouted storm
"storm tell the truth" said jesus
"fuck off jesus"
"ENOUGH" shouted leifa " storm you did it and i can prove it" and leifa danced around the court like a ballerina and the pond in the middle lit up.
storm saw a guy with blond spiky hair and a mask and a cross stab the victim and he could smell body odor
"OBJECTION" shouted storm presenting his deodorant "I PUT THIS ON THIS MORNING SO THATS NOT ME"
"but theres nobody else with spiky haid like that" said payne
"yes there is TAKE THAT" and he presented the purple armor mans profile
"who is that"
"this is none other than BEN MANDEX THE BROTHER OF BEN MENDAX" storm pointed in drama
"ok bring him in" said thompson and the purple knight was at the stand
"jesus protect me" said mandex
"you are a good man god loves you." said jesus
"lol gay" said twatt
"ok fuck that just testify" said storm
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"so youse think i murdered the guy well i didnt the guys nothing like me"
"OBJECTION" shouted storm presenting the water mirror "you both have spiky hair AND YOU BOTH SMELL LIKE THE FUCKING SEWERS" storm pointed and jesus played a new song called objection 2016
"RAAAAARGH" rored mandex
"i have more evidence" said storm "TAKE THAT" storm threw his deodorant
"wt fuck is this" said mandex
storm slammed the desk
"the defense asserts that you should PUT THAT ON YOU SMELLY RAT"
"ROOOOOAAAAAR fine" mandex sprayed himself but not before his odor was added to the court record
"this means your the killer" said storm
"GWAAARHARHARHAR" laughed mandex "yeah ok i did it but hey jesus im sorry for my sins"
"the god forgives you i sentence you to 2 hail marys"
"WHAT THATS FUCKING PATHETIC HE DID MURDER" shouted twatt
"but he confessed and hes a good christian so i forgive him" said jesus
"NO I WILL PROVE HE ISNT" and storm presented the water image
"look he has a cross" said jesus
"yes but look at how its attached to him AS YOU CAN SEE MANDEX WEARS HIS CROSS SO ITS ALWAYS POINTING DOWN TO HELL"
"GRAAARGH" roared mandex and jesus glared at tiger "you dare defy god THE POWER OF GOD COMPELS YOU" and then mandex BURST INTO FLAMES AND BURNED
"oh well okay then this court finds storm sente NOT GUILTY" said thompson
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed haxin and leifa
"storm i am very sorry for doubting you" said jesus
"NO ITS NOT TRUE" said haxin
"if you cannot confess then I SHALL BURN YOU TOO!" and then haxin burned too.
AFTER THE TRIAL
"you did it mr sente" said twatt
"yes now lets go eat burgers" said storm and he went to the burger joint however when he went to the seats he saw someone eating 50 burgers.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP" gasped storm because he knew who he was.
THE END