The Picture
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Glee
Chapter 1: Wrong Number Right Time
Kurt Hummel-Anderson was looking at a picture of Noah Puckerman on his phone that made his heart pound out of his chest. It was a nude picture and Kurt just knew it was meant for Quinn. But he couldn't help himself; he had to save the picture. As he was looking at it he was jerking off and didn't notice Noah was standing in the doorway. Until after he had come all over himself fantasizing about him.
Noah doesn't say a word as Kurt puts a pillow over himself. He just started to undress as the two men stared into each other's eyes. Before long, Noah is naked and crawling on top of Kurt and removes the pillow from his crotch. Taking Kurt's cock into his mouth as they were still staring into each other's eyes. Soon Noah was jerking off as Kurt was coming in his mouth and as soon as they came Kurt moans out, "Puck."
The next thing Kurt knew they were sucking each other off and coming into each other's mouths. Before Noah turned around and started kissing Kurt's neck. Not a word was said as Noah raised Kurt's legs and prepared him for Puckzilla. They were just staring at each other as Noah entered Kurt. He was kissing his neck again before saying, "I realized that was your number, after I sent the picture, Princess. By the way, Santana told me about Blaine leaving you the day before I sent you the picture. I haven't been with another guy since I was dating Santana and I lied to you I did swing that way." Soon the two men were coming, and before they switched positions. Kurt says, "Santana told me about that after the wedding, Puck. Now, raise your goddamn legs! I'm horny as fuck and want to fuck you into this mattress!"
As soon as the men come this time, they say, "I love you." In unison and Kurt collapses on top of Noah. Soon they were cuddling and Kurt says, "God, Brittany, I want to kill you!" Before Noah laughs as he says, "Yes, Princess, you tamed me alright and I loved every minute of it." Then Kurt asks, "So, I'm guessing you came here to tell me you are gay now and when you saw me jerking off looking at your picture. You decided to show me you were gay instead." Noah just kisses Kurt before saying, "Yup. So, was it everything you hoped for, Princess?" This made Kurt say, "Hell, yes, Puck!"
Soon Kurt is getting a call from Blaine and Noah answers it before he starts kissing Kurt while saying, "What do you want Blaine? Can't you see my Princess and me are busy here?" Noah makes sure Blaine can see they are naked, before Blaine says, "So, that's why you broke up with Quinn? Straight as an arrow Noah Puck Puckerman is really gay!" Then they hear Quinn say, "Blaine, so what! Puck is more faithful and better looking then you." This made Blaine laugh before saying, "More faithful? Did you hit your head, Quinn? He was only faithful to you and dumped you for Kurt."
Then Quinn says. "Puck wasn't straight, Blaine and he didn't have to tell me he was into guys or when he realized he was gay. I knew before he did and I am okay with it. Now, I am going to go talk to your daughter along with Mr. H. over there and see if your ex-father-in-law approves of Puck." Then Quinn ends the call for Blaine and Kurt says, "I haven't got any divorce papers yet. How does Quinn know Blaine wants a divorce? where the hell were they at for that matter?"
Then Burt sent Kurt a picture of Quinn still talking to Blaine in front of the courthouse with the message, "Quinn and I were both driving by the courthouse when we saw Blaine coming out with Liza Marie. Tell Puck his ma told me about him coming out to her and she had to have me talk to Sarah. By the way, son, Puck told his ma he was in love with you before she told him to go over there. Ha, she also thinks he'll be worse than I was when you started Glee."
This makes Kurt reply saying, "I'm okay with that, but I bet Liza Marie won't be." Noah sees the text and takes Kurt's phone before texting to Burt, "Puck here. Mr. H. if you are living with us by the time she starts dating. Those little punks won't have a chance with her. Haha, hang on I'll send you and Kurt a picture of my gun closet." Then Noah gets his own phone and sends the picture to them. Burt replies first saying, "God, Puck, I'm impressed. Ha, your shotgun is bigger than mine too." Kurt replies saying, "Impressed or are you more jealous, Dad?" Burt replies, saying, "Both, son and I'll be by with Liza Marie in an hour. Let's just say I have the papers and Blaine is giving you full custody of her." Then Burt sends Noah an audio clip of Liza Marie saying, "Papa Nono." Repeatedly with the message, "I sent it to Rachel too and she sent it to Beth."
Soon Noah gets a text from Beth saying, "Tell Kurt I said hi and Rachel thinks Liza Marie might be your second chance at fatherhood. So do I, dad. Ha, I heard stories about how Rachel was as a kid from her dads. Are you sure you can handle raising her Mini Me? Especially since you dated her?" Noah replied, saying, "Like I told Shelby when you were a baby. I'm great with kids Beth. Besides, Liza Marie already loves me and I think someone is a little bit jealous here." Beth replied, saying, "Maybe, but remember that's Blaine's daughter too and with him being Rachel's best gay friend. He might have filed for the divorce, but I bet he'll be venting to her soon. Ugh, well, sooner than I thought she is here and he just called her. GTG."
By the time Burt comes by with Liza Marie. Noah is on Kurt's phone yelling at someone saying, "You had no problem knowing Karofsky was a late bloomer. When you were dating him! Why the hell do you have a problem with me?! So, because Kurt fantasized about me getting off while you were cheating on him with your buddy Bas...You know what fuck this, Kurt is mine now, and if you really were his best friend. You would be happy that he was able to move on! Now, if you want to stay his friend. I suggest you back off and try to be happy for him. You jealous little shit!" Then Liza Marie tugs on Noah's jeans before he hands her the phone and she says, "Bye-bye, Poopy head." Then there was a pause before she says, "Love Nono more, Poopy!" Before she ends the call and reaches out for Noah as she hands Kurt his phone back."
Soon Liza lays her head on Noah's shoulder before asking, "Why Poopy no love me? Do something wrong? Why ask that? When he no love me? Poopy like Bad G' Pa!" Noah just holds her as she starts to cry before she says, "Take room peas, Nono." Noah then goes to her room and comes back fifteen minutes later saying, "Ha, she was calling my dad Bad G' Pa. I thought she was talking about Blaine's dad. Until she said, "Your dada left you. My Poopy left me." God, at least she's young enough to forget about him and I can't believe Blaine would hurt her like that!"
After the men eat supper Liza Marie is heard crying again in her room and Noah goes to check on her before Kurt and Burt hear him sing My Little Girl by Tim McGraw.
(Noah)
Gotta hold on easy as I let you go
Going to tell you how much I love you
though you think you already know
I remember I thought you looked like an angel wrapped in pink.
so soft and warm
you've had me wrapped around your finger since the day you were born..
Your beautiful baby from the outside in
chase your dreams but always know the road that'll lead you home again
go on, take on this whole world
But to me, you know, you'll always be my little girl.
when you were in trouble, that crooked little smile
could melt my heart of stone
Now look at you - I've turned around and you've almost grown.
Sometimes when you're asleep, I whisper I love you
in the moonlight at your door
As I walk away. I hear you say "Daddy, love you more"
Your beautiful baby from the outside in
chase your dreams but always know the road that'll lead you home again
go on, take on this whole world, but to me
You know, you'll always be my little girl
Someday some boy'll come and ask me for your hand.
But I won't say yes to him unless I know he's the half.
That makes you whole
He has a poet's soul and the heart of a man's man.
I know he'll say that he's in love, but between you
And me, he won't be good enough
Your beautiful baby from the outside in
chase your dreams but always know the road
that'll lead you home again
go on, take on this whole world, but to me
You know, you'll always be my little girl
When he comes back, the two men notice he was wiping away tears and Burt says, "Puck, you are a man's man and you are good enough for Kurt. Ha, like I said earlier I hope I'm around when she starts dating." This made the men laugh before Burt gets a call from Carole, who was staying with a sick relative.
Chapter 2 will be up soon, hopefully