This is a series of hypothetical bumpers for the Disney Channel inspired by Cartoon Network's 'City Era' bumpers. This concept was originally done by the user s10127470 (from whom I adapted a few scenarios), whose version I recommend reading first. Also, my readers should know that my Disney knowledge is mostly in Walt Disney Animation Studios and Pixar, so my knowledge of Marvel and Star Wars is rather base-level, so don't be shy to correct me in a review if an error involving those two universes arises in these bumpers.

Main Street

Wreck-It Ralph and Vanellope Von Schweetz exit the Penny Arcade looking somewhat confused and rather underwhelmed.

Ralph: "They call that an arcade? It's just a bunch of Christmas lights and levers!"

They begin walking down the street.

Vanellope: "I knew we should've gone to Pizza Planet."

Cut to a loose penny on the sidewalk with the Disney Channel logo on it.

Quasimodo and Esmerelda are at the Penny Arcade, visibly puzzled and unnerved as they stare at the Fortune Teller Machine (which is also named Esmerelda).

Esmerelda: "This is just wrong…."

They stare in silence a few seconds longer.

Quasimodo: "….Let's go look at something else."

They walk away. Closeup of one of the machine's tarot cards in it's hand, bearing the Disney Channel logo.

Maximus and Khan pull a trolley full of people through the Town Square. Pan to a nearby lamppost with the Disney Channel logo on it.

Elsa is waiting at a table at the Gibson Girl Ice Cream Parlor for Anna. Anna approaches the table lugging a massive chocolate sundae. She finally manages to get it on the table as Elsa looks on, dumbfounded.

Elsa: "Anna, good Lord! You know we can't finish that!"

Grinning ear-to-ear, Anna passes Elsa a spoon and eagerly proceeds to scoop some ice cream with her own spoon.

Anna: "Not with that attitude."

She takes a bite.

Anna: [mouth full] "Besides, you can keep it from melting."

Elsa reluctantly begins to scoop some ice cream, too.

Elsa: "Ugh, we're going to have the worst bellyaches after this."

Cut to a top-down view of a nearby table with the Disney Channel logo.

The steam train E.P. Ripley pulls into the Main Street Train Station. After it stops, various Disney characters exit into the station.

The Disney Channel logo fades into view onscreen.

At the Gibson Girl Ice Cream Parlor, Ian and Barley Lightfoot are getting free samples of ice cream.

Barley: "…And I'll take a sample of mint-chocolate chip."

Jerry Jumbeaux Jr. takes a small plastic spoon in his trunk, scoops from the mint-chocolate chip ice cream, and then hands it to Barley.

Ian, holding a plastic spoon of butterscotch ice cream, leans toward Barley and whispers;

Ian: "You have the buckets, right?"

Barley: "You know it."

The brothers share a conspiratorial grin as Barley lays a pair of metal buckets on the floor. Ian raises his staff to cast a spell.

Ian: "Magnora Gantuan!"

Both dollops of ice cream grow instantly and splat down, filling both buckets to the brim. Jerry stares, eyes wide in shock.

Jerry: "What the-!"

Ian: "Alright! Let's get goin'!"

Barley: "Excelsior!"

The two elves grab their ill-gotten treats and rush out the door. Jerry, meanwhile, angrily shakes his hoof at them.

Jerry: "You little swindlers! Get back here!"

But it's too late, they've both already rounded the corner out of sight. The elephantine vendor slumps, defeated

Jerry: "Pfft. Hoodlums."

Scott Lang and Hope Van Dyne then enter the parlor and approach the counter.

Jerry: "Can I help you?"

Scott: "We're still thinking about what we want, could we get a couple of samples of Rocky Road?"

Scott and Hope smirk slyly at each other. Cut to a view behind them revealing that they're both hiding industrial pails and canisters of Pym Particles behind their backs. Zoom in on Scott's pail with the Disney Channel logo printed on it.

Donald Duck and Goofy are walking by the Emporium when suddenly, a blaring guitar riff from inside the store bursts out, shattering the display windows and sending the two flying.

Cut to inside the store where Alvin Seville is seen, guitar in hand and half his fur covered in soot, next to an exploded gramophone

Alvin: [coughs] "Ok, now we know; gramophones do NOT make good amps."

Cut to a damaged record somewhere in the store, it has the Disney Channel logo printed on its label.

A sign at the Town Square reads 'Dapper Dans out to lunch, will return at 2:00 pm'

Zoom out to reveal a quartet consisting of Uncle Deadly, Kronk, Stan Pines, and Carl Fredrickson apparently filling in for them…poorly.

Deadly, Kronk, Stan, Carl: [together, discordantly]🎶 Goodbye, my Coney Island baby. Goodbye my own true love! 🎶

Jim Hawkins and Aladdin look on and cringe from the botched melody.

Jim: "Jeez, this is awful!"

Aladdin: "I'd rather listen to Iago's singing."

Focus on the storefront window behind them, which has the Disney Channel logo prominently featured in its display.

In front of the House of Mouse, a Gummi Ship lands in front of the entrance. Max Goof, the valet, greets Sora as he exits the ship, hands Max the keys, and enters the club. Afterwards, Max boards the ship and flies it off to park it.

The Disney Channel logo fades into view to the right of the screen.

I will be writing bumpers for other lands from both Disneyland and Walt Disney World, as well as all other Disney parks. Again, I recommend s10127470's story as well.